Lleena said:

Cloudbuster said:

I'm hungry, I better go and eat something before I start nibbling on my toes.

Lleena said:

subhuman09 said:

TheFrog said:

told you i would

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly: with him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 am, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own f*cking blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Juice said:

@ the last line.

i'm sure i don't remember that one from the version i heard. did you make it up?

OOh somebody tell me how to post a pic... cause I gotta good one!!!

TheFrog said:

yeah, thought it would give the punchline more spice...did U like it Mr Lollypop

Juice said:

that's Mr Frog to you, sonny.

yeah, it was good. so good, in fact, i'm going to print off this thread, frame it with a solid gold frame encrusted with diamonds, and then resign my job and spend the rest of my days wandering the earth, trying to convince people it's a message from God.

oh thats easy
















guess that also explains my nasty mood lately....



PMS alert

TheFrog said:

A born again Frog whatever next...

Juice said:

i know but he is cute

lollyp0p said:

Is he being cooked??

REDFEATHERS said:

he's hot enough already

Porn makes me go & I would post some pics of my favourite porn but those moderators would censor it

Juice said:

you would get much more satisfaction if you paid a little bit more and it actually worked though

lollyp0p said:

U sound like a porno expert Ur not the same lollypop from the 1998 series of DVD's "LOLLYPOP DOES..."

i love Ur work My favourite is "Lollypop Does Calcutta" ..the way U hoovered on Mr Patel was mind-blowing

These 2 always make me go gaga like a muddafugga...




Neversin.

Juice said:

i am certainly NOT such a lollypop i am lollyp0p see the "0" can you tell the difference

i am indeed an expert in whats cheap and nasty though



and your video was VERY nasty

you get what you pay for i guess

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[Edited 10/28/04 8:55am]

Juice,

I appreciate the fact that this woman's huge breasts obviously compensate (in your eyes) for her belly rolls.
Thanks from all the chicks.

K

Fleshofmyflesh said:

nothing wrong with not being stick thin

i was kinda impressed the pic was not a supermodel type

lollyp0p said:

Me too.
That's my point.