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Musical Condoms!! 
The "Love me tender" musical condom* actually plays a tune! Elvis would turn in his grave if he knew. Wear it like a condom and just squeeze the tip to make it play. 
The "Old McDonald" musical condom* actually plays a tune! Just watch for those horns... Why would anyone wanna hear Old McDonald when they are  ???
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i want the elvis ones  | |
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lollyp0p said:
i want the elvis ones There are more too.. 
The "Three little pigs" musical condom* actually plays a tune! Squeal like a pig boy... Reminds me of The Deliverance..
The "Twinkle twinkle little star" musical condom* actually plays a tune! Set the mood for romance...  | |
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Mach said: You want the lil piggy one, dontcha?  | |
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Glad to see these things finally made it out of the trials... Man that shit was hard work..... Phew..... | |
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TheFunkyDrummer said:
Glad to see these things finally made it out of the trials... Man that shit was hard work..... Phew..... | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFunkyDrummer said:
Glad to see these things finally made it out of the trials... Man that shit was hard work..... Phew..... co- | |
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TheFunkyDrummer said:
Glad to see these things finally made it out of the trials... Man that shit was hard work..... Phew.....
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RocknRollDave said: TheFunkyDrummer said:
Glad to see these things finally made it out of the trials... Man that shit was hard work..... Phew.....
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Do they have one that Plays "Higher and Higher" ?  
This is the intended edit  [Edited 10/28/04 14:03pm]  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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Steadwood said: Do they have one that Plays "Higher and Higher" ? :confuse;
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Steadwood said: Do they have one that Plays "Higher and Higher" ?
Confused edit
I really am very confused [Edited 10/28/04 14:02pm] I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: Do they have one that Plays "Higher and Higher" ? :confuse;
What about "Easy" or "Endless Love"? [Edited 10/28/04 4:58am] | |
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subhuman09 said: I've noticed frogs are very musical | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: I've noticed frogs are very musical Aww...Froggy's come a courtin'. :ultrafuckingswoon: | |
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subhuman09 said: Steadwood said: Do they have one that Plays "Higher and Higher" ? :confuse;
What about "Easy" or "Endless Love"? [Edited 10/28/04 4:58am]
"Tunnel of Love" sounds a good un too
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 , great That's just what the world needs musical condoms meanwhile you got people out there working on cures for cancer, and you got these idiots working on condoms that play pussy control.Worlds most beloved Orger
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Steadwood said: subhuman09 said:
What about "Easy" or "Endless Love"? [Edited 10/28/04 4:58am]
"[b]Tunnel of Love" sounds a good un too
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"Love Shack"? "Love 2 The 9s"? (Even if he makes you feel otherwise) | |
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i think it should be
I want to break free | |
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Rocket Man
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lollyp0p said: i think it should be
I want to break free
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Steadwood said: Rocket Man
You work for the company, don't you?  | |
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Emancipation88 said: , great That's just what the world needs musical condoms meanwhile you got people out there working on cures for cancer, and you got these idiots working on condoms that play pussy control.Yea but people that spend there day curing cancer appreciate the effort made by the people who make the musical condoms, becasue when the people that spend there day curing cancer get home they can make sweet musical love. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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subhuman09 said: Steadwood said: Rocket Man
You work for the company, don't you?
How About.... Stairway To Heaven or Wild Thing
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Get Up (like a sex machine) Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Steadwood said:
How About.... Stairway To Heaven or Wild Thing
"Closer" "Close to You" "Afternoon Delight" (for the suicidal sexually active) Perhaps Tenacious D as well? "Fuck Her Gently" ("  Her Gently" for those sensitive to English.)
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subhuman09 said: Steadwood said:
How About.... Stairway To Heaven or Wild Thing
"Closer" "Close to You" "Afternoon Delight" (for the suicidal sexually active) Perhaps Tenacious D as well? "Fuck Her Gently" (" Her Gently" for those sensitive to English.)
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Baby it's Cold Outside Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round An Old Oak Tree Lean On Me Rock of Ages Good Vibrations
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Steadwood said: subhuman09 said:
"Closer" "Close to You" "Afternoon Delight" (for the suicidal sexually active) Perhaps Tenacious D as well? "Fuck Her Gently" (" Her Gently" for those sensitive to English.)
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Baby it's Cold Outside Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round An Old Oak Tree Lean On Me Rock of Ages Good Vibrations
OMG these are hilarious!!!
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