fantasyislander said:

he is slowly growing tired of it-he finds the light sockets more appetizing.

his hair is quite breathtaking.

asylum said:

maybe some gel would help that out a little?

fantasyislander said:

no hans, we do not need to know that you make your own.

Sweeny79 said:

psychodelicide said:

your rooms are waiting.

asylum said:

I see.

fantasyislander said:

Ewwww!

asylum said:

psychodelicide said:

it is quite repulsive yet by now it is par for the course.

asylum said:

When can we move in, or does hans need to do some housework first?

psychodelicide said:

i imagine hans will just make the other inmates do the work. he'll stand over them menacingly with the garden hose.

asylum said:

fantasyislander said:

fantasyislander said:

hans has moments of stern authority and yet childlike innocence.

aside from the attaching of dust rags to his posterior and scooting.

psychodelicide said:

i still have terrible memories . . . err, i mean, i heard some terrible things about that place.

Does he also wear nothing but an apron while cooking? Could be a problem, especially if you're cooking bacon.

fantasyislander said:

you said you enjoyed the view of the frozen pond, miss fantasyislander.

psychodelicide said:

hans is smiling quite widely. that was my apron hans.

asylum said:

fantasyislander said:

we really must update our brochures.

althom said:

and i'd know it was althom because, well, how many other orgers go to the bathroom in a jar then display it on a brag shelf?

asylum said:

asylum said:

Anxiety said:

We'll have separate bathrooms and have the two of you stay on opposite sides of the house.

psychodelicide said:

i'm just sayin', is all.

psychodelicide said:

You know it! But, of course, there are far too many Orgers to fit into the standard reality show format. This would require expert casting. I nominate:

Myself (of course)
psychodelicide (for coming up with the idea)
Supa (gotta represent for the Org Gay Mafia!)
Lleena, 2the9s, CarrieLee (wouldn't ya like to see those 3 in a room together?)
Sag
Azure
Muse
Anxiety
starkitty (she knows her reality show shit)
Althom
Panthagirl (just to watch all the guys make asses of themselves trying to get with her )
FunkMistress
Lillith (a fellow reality-TV aficionado)
Zelaira ('nuff said)
Byron
lollypop & The Frog & kenndogg
Redfeathers
Ella731
Chico
Sweeny
Sinister & MsSmartyPants



Who am I forgetting?

Whoops - how could I forget POOK?

Does this mean I haev made it on the cast? or is there still some cuts

ella731 said:

I dunno. Most reality shows start out with a large number and then pare it down. Has there ever been one where a large cast stayed intact throughout? What was The Real World? Like, 10?