applekisses said:

I hear ya, I'm in the exact same boat you are. It sux, doesn't it? Hopefully Kerry will get elected for President, and he will do something constructive about getting the economy turned around. It's looong overdue.

new padding for the east wing and a new science lab.

what's that hans? oh, and a pony for hans.

A new bat for hitting people with.

The same prayer I have been praying for my son since puberty hit!

"Dear Lord, please activate my half of the genes in
my child before it is too late or before I choke
the living shit out of him!"


And if that is not possible, I have option two:

"Great and Merciful Lord, since you do not want
the boy with you (ie. you would have let me
choke him by now!), could you please send me a
butt naked man who only answers to me and obeys
all of my commands? I just want to know what it
feels like to have a man do what I say for a
change! Thank you in advance, Lord, your
humble and horny servant!"

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Santa will be around in a minute, wearing nothing but a beard and a bulging sac!

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Santa will be around in a minute, wearing nothing but a beard and a bulging sac![/quote]


Santa, my new address is *0*0 Ecker Ave, SH, California, 562 24*-4***.
I get off work at 6:00 am and can be home in thirty minutes. Look out for a white car to pull up in the alley. Or you can just meet me in my car and we can handle some business right there!

psychodelicide said:

If it had been last year, Santa woulda had a few openings for Reindeer Inseminator and Elf Fluffer but thanks to Bush the Personelle Department was inundated with applications from the US

I hope it all gets sorted soon for you

let's see...

egg sammich.

TheFrog said:

you are cheap
[Edited 10/26/04 3:38am]

lollyp0p said:

edit, eh?

TheFrog said:

I can't help being an idiot, i used your and changed it to you are

lollyp0p said:

you are special





needs.

TheFrog said:

i know that was insulting but.....

lollyp0p said:

tackam said:

a winner lottery ticket...

THEN...
the OrgHouse
airfare for everyone
stock in Jones' for me & Dansa
vanilla vodka & cranberry juice for everyone else
all the munchies we could ever want
and coffee...lots of coffee

~ Gretch

more sex!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I might have the NEWEST version of Photoshop on CD

Spookymuffin said:

A single bout of sex, then.

TheFrog said:

Yeah, you don't count.

Spookymuffin said:

i agree - i get filed under "Horses" for obvious reasons.

TheFrog said:

You gotta stop getting lolly to do your filing, you know the only word she can spell is horse.
I'll just put you where you belong; Hamsters.

Spookymuffin said:

i have no retort.

you win this time, Benjamin.

TheFrog said:

and you called me benjamin

Spookymuffin said:

hamsters are pretty cool ask gooey

and in relation to body size the hamster is pretty well hung have you ever seen a male hamster

[/quote]


ok thats just fuckin Gorgeous, but for me, she'd have to be strung the other way

Taureau said:

Thanks, me too.

subhuman09 said:

Thanks sweetheart

psychodelicide said:

Me too!

applekisses said: