Ever notice how the bad guy in a horrible John Woo film refuses to die for the 2nd and 3rd time? Even after a boat has fallen on this evil "boss," he lurches back to life in a vain attempt to scare the bejesus out of the audience and threaten the hero one last time. Villians have more stamina just because they're evil, it seems.



I think Monsters in general have this quality too, probably just because they're monsters. Why is Frankenstein so hard to kill? He's not put together very well. No, he's held together by EVIL! Also, if his arm kept falling off he wouldn't be very scary.



So say you slice somebody's face off with a very sharp blade...you know, so sharp that their face doesn't really fall off right away--it sort of slides off of their head and lands in their lap and looks at you from there, etc. You know, slicing off about 1/2 of the person's eyeballs and most of their front-teeth in the process, such that all that remains is this flat, bloody, skull-cross-section head-thing with veins sticking out where the eyes were supposed to be, and instead of a mouth there's just these truncated chattering molars.

(squirt! squirt! clickety clickety click!)



Monstrous, isn't it? Exactly my point: Do this, and you've got an INSTANT MONSTER! which somehow means that the [former] person is twice as strong as before! Indeed, a regular gun cannot kill this vile and disgusting creature. They're a MONSTER! An "E.S.M." to be precise...that's short for "Eye-Stems & Molars." You will need a special "E.S.M. gun" to kill it...



Anyways, don't try this at home. This was just for information purposes.

Thanks for sharing!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Anytime...just trying to keep the public informed.

If you see someone with a Darth Vader mask this halloween, that's probably just some kid. But if you see an "E.S.M." you need to drop everything and RUN!

Another one to watch out for:

Taxonomy: The "flapper."

You take a samuri sword and slice your friend vertically, from his head down to about belly-button level. The two halves, while still connected at the pelvis, will slowly pull apart showing you a symmetric cross-section of his bowels.



Once you are suffiently horrified by what you have seen--you guessed it...



It becomes a MONSTER!



Which means he will now spring to life and attack you--and bullets can no longer harm him. The two halves will now splat together rapidly, making a squishy thumping noise--the trademark call of a "flapper."

You need to do a new skelly for me... one scared out of its wits;;;;

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

teller said:

That'll work!

if you want to see some shit like that, then go to Ogrish.com. i would put the link up myself, but i'll be DAMNED if i EVER go back on that website..i DO need to sleep at night.