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Actual Courtroom Testimony... These were taken down, word for word, by court reporters...
Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: (pause) Did you actually pass the bar exam? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: (pause) Oral? Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, actually, it may just be possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere!  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Heavenly said: I love it!!! I know, aren't these funny?! I was laughing outloud at my desk when I read these...especially ...ORAL?  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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ROTFLMAO.....the one about the person not knowing they were dead until the next morning.....are people really this freaken dumb????? My Lord!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks for sharing..that was pretty funny! LOL! "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, actually, it may just be possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere! | |
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Kellie said: ROTFLMAO.....the one about the person not knowing they were dead until the next morning.....are people really this freaken dumb????? My Lord!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks for sharing..that was pretty funny! LOL!
Did you just switch your avatar??? I swear it changed within the last half hour...isn't there a 24 hour lost period? Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: Kellie said: ROTFLMAO.....the one about the person not knowing they were dead until the next morning.....are people really this freaken dumb????? My Lord!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks for sharing..that was pretty funny! LOL!
Did you just switch your avatar??? I swear it changed within the last half hour...isn't there a 24 hour lost period? Why yes I did.....good observation! I know...I honestly didn't even realize that.....hmmmm  I know I changed mine a while back before & it changed right away as well.....dunno.....beats the heck outta me!"Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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Kellie said: Revolution said: Did you just switch your avatar??? I swear it changed within the last half hour...isn't there a 24 hour lost period? Why yes I did.....good observation! I know...I honestly didn't even realize that.....hmmmm I know I changed mine a while back before & it changed right away as well.....dunno.....beats the heck outta me!You beat the system! 
Most avatars have to be "approved" within 24 hrs... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: These were taken down, word for word, by court reporters...
Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: (pause) Did you actually pass the bar exam? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: (pause) Oral? Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, actually, it may just be possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere! | |
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Revolution said: Kellie said: Why yes I did.....good observation! I know...I honestly didn't even realize that.....hmmmm I know I changed mine a while back before & it changed right away as well.....dunno.....beats the heck outta me!You beat the system!
Most avatars have to be "approved" within 24 hrs... Well, then maybe it depends on whoever is on approving....because that could be anytime in a 24 hour time frame..I know it kind of reads like you'd have to wait until 24 hours have passed....hey you are pretty observant..lol I didn't even pay attention until you mentioned that...lol "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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Kellie said: Revolution said: You beat the system!
Most avatars have to be "approved" within 24 hrs... Well, then maybe it depends on whoever is on approving....because that could be anytime in a 24 hour time frame..I know it kind of reads like you'd have to wait until 24 hours have passed....hey you are pretty observant..lol I didn't even pay attention until you mentioned that...lol You're new avatar is like woooh!  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: Kellie said: Well, then maybe it depends on whoever is on approving....because that could be anytime in a 24 hour time frame..I know it kind of reads like you'd have to wait until 24 hours have passed....hey you are pretty observant..lol I didn't even pay attention until you mentioned that...lol You're new avatar is like woooh! Why, thank you...hehe   "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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