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My wife's left me ... some spicy sausage sandwiches in the fridge for me dinner. 
Who wants to come around my house for spicy sausage sandwiches and a few vodkas? | |
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I want YOUR spicy sausage and a few vodkas..  | |
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Can we sleep with your wife?  | |
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3bogs said: Can we sleep with your wife?
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3bogs said: Can we sleep with your wife?
She is really cute..  if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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3bogs said: Can we sleep with your wife?
I wouldn't bother. | |
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Faux said: 3bogs said: Can we sleep with your wife?
is that a 'yes'?  | |
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Cloudbuster said: 3bogs said: Can we sleep with your wife?
I wouldn't bother. Did you buy the T-shirt? | |
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3bogs said: Did you buy the T-shirt?
I'm still wearing it. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I want YOUR spicy sausage and a few vodkas..
Not cool. The man just said he had a wife.  | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: REDFEATHERS said: I want YOUR spicy sausage and a few vodkas..
Not cool. The man just said he had a wife. Can we sleep with her? | |
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Faux said: 'My wife's left me'
Im not suprised, even ur imaginary friend left U  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic 
U will ?!? 
Yes i will Baby  | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: REDFEATHERS said: I want YOUR spicy sausage and a few vodkas..
Not cool. The man just said he had a wife. Totally cool...
Mind your own  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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Juice said: Faux said: 'My wife's left me'
Im not suprised, even ur imaginary friend left U Oh, so u're the cock that thinks my wife doesn't exist. | |
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3bogs said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Not cool. The man just said he had a wife. Can we sleep with her?  Why I oughta... | |
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3bogs said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Not cool. The man just said he had a wife. Can we sleep with her? No. Those spicy sausages will probably keep her up all night. Besides, the bed wouldn't be big enough for all of y'all to sleep in there. Y'all have your own bed!!! Faux don't wanna hear your snoring!!! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Juice said: Faux said: 'My wife's left me'
Im not suprised, even ur imaginary friend left U
His wife is really sweet and sexy, Juice!  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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Cloudbuster said: 3bogs said: Did you buy the T-shirt?
I'm still wearing it. You're all dead, I'm gonna batter you! | |
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Faux said: Cloudbuster said: I'm still wearing it. You're all dead, I'm gonna batter you!  i'll forgive you in return for sleeping with your wife. | |
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3bogs said: Faux said: You're all dead, I'm gonna batter you! i'll forgive you in return for sleeping with your wife. | |
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Faux said: 3bogs said: i'll forgive you in return for sleeping with your wife. it's a code!  representing each of those :pissed is one letter.
"I, faux, agree that TheFrog can sleep with wife." you missed out "the" before wife though. back to school for you, sonny. | |
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3bogs said: Faux said: it's a code! representing each of those :pissed is one letter.
"I, faux, agree that TheFrog can sleep with wife." you missed out "the" before wife though. back to school for you, sonny.I sure hope you're not alluding to some kind of stereotype my laddy. Else I shall commence the fishslapping. Oh, and  | |
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LALALALA
These people are so predictable! I, on the other hand, just want to know where the Mrs. went.... Is she out for the weekend or just the evening? And is it a habit to have friends over while she's gone? | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: LALALALA
These people are so predictable! I, on the other hand, just want to know where the Mrs. went.... Is she out for the weekend or just the evening? And is it a habit to have friends over while she's gone? Hey gooey, aren't they just? She went out for the evening to see some friends. Drank too much, but was home by 10pm. Brought me back a burger but had spilt Sprite on it. Got a little upset about nothing in particular and went to sleep.
Friends over? You're such a mischevious bastard!  | |
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REDBABY said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Not cool. The man just said he had a wife. Totally cool...
Mind your own Ho  | |
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Faux said: Got a little upset about nothing in particular
It was all the empty vodka bottles, I'm sure. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Faux said: Got a little upset about nothing in particular
It was all the empty vodka bottles, I'm sure. G&T actually Only a few glasses gooey, don't be smart. | |
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Faux said: GooeyTheHamster said: It was all the empty vodka bottles, I'm sure. G&T actually Only a few glasses gooey, don't be smart.Lemme look for the DUMBER switch... Nope, not on me, although yer always free to come and search for the right buttons. You can tweak anything you like.... | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Faux said: G&T actually Only a few glasses gooey, don't be smart.Lemme look for the DUMBER switch... Nope, not on me, although yer always free to come and search for the right buttons. You can tweak anything you like....  Innuendo button working I see. | |
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Faux said: GooeyTheHamster said: Lemme look for the DUMBER switch... Nope, not on me, although yer always free to come and search for the right buttons. You can tweak anything you like.... Innuendo button working I see.Next to the GRUNT button. Wanna try? | |
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