My fellow orgers I think I might need your opinions on something. Here's the scenario:

Tonight, I'm going to go to a student party (middle-sized maybe 150-180 people there). Most of my student friends from the art research department are going to be there as well, so mingling around shouldn't be a problem. There are however several factors that most likely are going to complicate things quite a lot:

1) The girl I am in love with but who unfortunately doesn't want to have a relationship with me is going to be there - she however has stressed that she wants to be "very close friends" and we already are (/were). I haven't seen her since we had a heated, very confusing phone conversation that ended abruptly due to low batteries on my telephone. I didn't answer her text messages. This was some months ago.

2) My best female friend is going to be there as well, and lately she seems to have been wanting to pursue a romantical relationship with me - but I really don't. I have feelings for her as well, but I just don't see the two of us fitting for each other. I haven't seen her since I had a heated, very confusing telephone conversation with her a couple of weeks ago.

3) I am going to go there in drag. One of my male friends did it last time and I can't let that motherfucker look prettier than me this time. No fucking way.

4) My best friend suggested that just before we go there we should "get totally fucked" by doing shitloads of hash and acid. I don't know - I'm not that keen on drugs, but considering the earlier three factors that doesn't sound like such a bad idea anymore.

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So in short there are going to be two beautiful women that I have mixed feelings for and that are going to be very anxious to speak to me, I am going to be dressed up as a woman and probably drugged out of my skull - and everybody's going to witness it. Now does this sound like the night of a lifetime or just the biggest disaster in social relations in mankind's history?

Oh, did I already mention I am already 25 and should by now know better?

Novabreaker said:

There is your clue

Sounds like you're walking into open fire, Nova.

You could always just stick by your friend and if you happen to run into your friend or the girl you're in love with you'll hopefully be able to smooth things out individually.

Personally it sounds like a recipe for disaster-especially with the drug factor that could very well loosen your lips more than might be best for a situation like this.

Good luck-sounds like you'll need it!



(Insert smartass comment here.)

I think I might just go all the way. I will need good material for my autobiography when I'll write it oneday.

If you've never tried acid before then to me all these factors sound like a recipe for disaster Otherwise, if you're a pickled pro then rock you socks off - I'm sure it will be a great laugh! Oh how I miss my undergrad days

One option to to try and get the girl you fancy jealous, buy flirting, even getting with, the girl you don't fancy! One of the oldest moves in the book, and if yo u manage to pull it off while in drag and completely monged off your tits, then you are the master! (try to get somoe photos )

Taureau said:

nooooo! taureau, i didn't think you would be cruel like that!
but nova, i don't think you need to mix an acid trip in with everything else!

good luck, tell us all about it tomorrow

DON'T GO!!!

Sweeny79 said:

I second that motion. If Novabreaker attends that event, it will be a lot of unnecessary drama.

i think you should go. and go in drag. it'll be much more entertaining for the other partygoers if you're have a 3 way fight with the ladies in your life while dressed up as a woman and stoned out of your mind. that sounds like the night of a lifetime..... for everyone but you, probably