I'm sorry. It's been a really long week and I'm half tired and half chomping at the bit to be in MPLS where all the kooky orger goodness is happening.

You can talk about the genocidal ramifications of sitting on the porcelain throne if you want. truth to tell though, this is really just nothing more than a good ol' online mental breakdown.

Sit back, prince.org, and enjoy the show.

i will now transmit my super-exclusive-secret pictogram message to prince, the ancient and myserious language of which was taught to me by a beautiful egyptian scholar who just so happened to be named misstress funkeopatra and knew how to do the cabbage patch:

DEAR PRINCE,











LOVE,