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A bedtime story about a terrible paradox...but with a happy ending! Some scientists were working on a powerful new weapon--a gun that removes the intended victim from the space-time continuum. Now listen--it doesn't just make them go away--it utterly erases them from history as if they had never existed at all.
Now, as you can probably imagine, it was very difficult to get any volunteers for testing...this isn't a tazer weapon where you get up off the floor and collect your $50. But these guys were obsessed with getting their product to market, so they basically rounded up some homeless people, and offered them a free meal if they would just submit to a certain "test" for a few moments. 
Anyways...the weapon worked as adverstised! 
But...nobody could remember firing it at the victim; indeed no one remembered even recruiting that particular volunteer at all...it was is he never existed. Needless to say, a whole series of unnecessary test subjects got wasted over the subsequent months... 
BUT...on the bright side...the problem of homelessness in America was eradicated in very short order! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Some scientists were working on a powerful new weapon--a gun that removes the intended victim from the space-time continuum. Now listen--it doesn't just make them go away--it utterly erases them from history as if they had never existed at all.
Now, as you can probably imagine, it was very difficult to get any volunteers for testing...this isn't a tazer weapon where you get up off the floor and collect your $50. But these guys were obsessed with getting their product to market, so they basically rounded up some homeless people, and offered them a free meal if they would just submit to a certain "test" for a few moments.
Anyways...the weapon worked as adverstised!
But...nobody could remember firing it at the victim; indeed no one remembered even recruiting that particular volunteer at all...it was is he never existed. Needless to say, a whole series of unnecessary test subjects got wasted over the subsequent months...
BUT...on the bright side...the problem of homelessness in America was eradicated in very short order! I can think of a few people here that would be good for  | |
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mdiver said: teller said: Some scientists were working on a powerful new weapon--a gun that removes the intended victim from the space-time continuum. Now listen--it doesn't just make them go away--it utterly erases them from history as if they had never existed at all.
Now, as you can probably imagine, it was very difficult to get any volunteers for testing...this isn't a tazer weapon where you get up off the floor and collect your $50. But these guys were obsessed with getting their product to market, so they basically rounded up some homeless people, and offered them a free meal if they would just submit to a certain "test" for a few moments.
Anyways...the weapon worked as adverstised!
But...nobody could remember firing it at the victim; indeed no one remembered even recruiting that particular volunteer at all...it was is he never existed. Needless to say, a whole series of unnecessary test subjects got wasted over the subsequent months...
BUT...on the bright side...the problem of homelessness in America was eradicated in very short order! I can think of a few people here that would be good for
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teller said: Some scientists were working on a powerful new weapon--a gun that removes the intended victim from the space-time continuum. Now listen--it doesn't just make them go away--it utterly erases them from history as if they had never existed at all.
Now, as you can probably imagine, it was very difficult to get any volunteers for testing...this isn't a tazer weapon where you get up off the floor and collect your $50. But these guys were obsessed with getting their product to market, so they basically rounded up some homeless people, and offered them a free meal if they would just submit to a certain "test" for a few moments.
Anyways...the weapon worked as adverstised!
But...nobody could remember firing it at the victim; indeed no one remembered even recruiting that particular volunteer at all...it was is he never existed. Needless to say, a whole series of unnecessary test subjects got wasted over the subsequent months...
BUT...on the bright side...the problem of homelessness in America was eradicated in very short order!  oh my god... ah... whew... wait... let me catch my breath... too friggin funny! who said connie humor was dead?
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irresistibleb1tch said: teller said: Some scientists were working on a powerful new weapon--a gun that removes the intended victim from the space-time continuum. Now listen--it doesn't just make them go away--it utterly erases them from history as if they had never existed at all.
Now, as you can probably imagine, it was very difficult to get any volunteers for testing...this isn't a tazer weapon where you get up off the floor and collect your $50. But these guys were obsessed with getting their product to market, so they basically rounded up some homeless people, and offered them a free meal if they would just submit to a certain "test" for a few moments.
Anyways...the weapon worked as adverstised!
But...nobody could remember firing it at the victim; indeed no one remembered even recruiting that particular volunteer at all...it was is he never existed. Needless to say, a whole series of unnecessary test subjects got wasted over the subsequent months...
BUT...on the bright side...the problem of homelessness in America was eradicated in very short order! oh my god... ah... whew... wait... let me catch my breath... too friggin funny! who said connie humor was dead?
You libbies and your lack of humor. Libbies  "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: irresistibleb1tch said: oh my god... ah... whew... wait... let me catch my breath... too friggin funny! who said connie humor was dead?
You libbies and your lack of humor. Libbies Aint no lack of humor ova hear  Funny!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Mastodon said: You libbies and your lack of humor. Libbies sorry, maybe i overreacted. could be because i sometimes have to work with homeless families and understand their plight... | |
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