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David Letterman's top 10 last night Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by Curt Schilling
10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic. 9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade. 8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us. 7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey. 6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just been 86 years. 5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots. 4. The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins. 3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head. 2. What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus! 1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool. | |
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11. we didn't want CarrieLee to look bad in front of the other orgers. | |
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12. The Yankees had 2the9s rooting for them. God had to smite them. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: 12. The Yankees had 2the9s rooting for them. God had to smite them.
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Heavenly said: 11. we didn't want CarrieLee to look bad in front of the other orgers.
I will *never* look bad in front of other orgers. Y'all just love me too much! | |
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