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Universal thruths Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Old women with mobile phones look wrong. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.  ***Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You never ever run out of salt. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a Swan. the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Bricks are horrible to carry. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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MarySharon said: Tr
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 
Sometimes I even stick my balls in just to show the ladies what a hard bastard I am. | |
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MarySharon said: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Old women with mobile phones look wrong. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. ***Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You never ever run out of salt. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a Swan. the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Bricks are horrible to carry. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad  | |
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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Lleena said: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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The one universal truth I believe in without a doubt...one word ~ KARMA | |
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Natisse said: The one universal truth I believe in without a doubt...one word ~ KARMA
Isn't that a Culture Club song? | |
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althom said: Natisse said: The one universal truth I believe in without a doubt...one word ~ KARMA
Isn't that a Culture Club song? dag | |
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Natisse said: althom said: Isn't that a Culture Club song? dag No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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Lleena said: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Laundry is eternal. VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: Lleena said: You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Laundry is eternal. Where the hell have YOU been?? | |
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2the9s said: DiminutiveRocker said: Laundry is eternal. Where the hell have YOU been?? I've been in New York! lol! VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: 2the9s said: Where the hell have YOU been?? I've been in New York! lol! Put back my hubcaps!!! | |
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2the9s said: DiminutiveRocker said: I've been in New York! lol! Put back my hubcaps!!! Well... umm... I needed a new bra. VOTE....EARLY | |
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Good to see your job involves all this interesting research Mary Shazzam!
More please, keep 'em coming...
Natisse said to althom: dagFor those outside Australia, a dag is a silly nerd.(dunno, may be British slang). If you live on a farm, it's the shitty bit of wool around a sheeps arse  !  ~PClinuxOS~  I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ...  | |
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FLUX said: Good to see your job involves all this interesting research Mary Shazzam!
More please, keep 'em coming...
Natisse said to althom: dagFor those outside Australia, a dag is a silly nerd.(dunno, may be British slang). If you live on a farm, it's the shitty bit of wool around a sheeps arse ! um, yeah...it's a term of endearment, really sounds funny, but if you call someone a dag you're just teasing them lightheartedly | |
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Yeh, like  ~PClinuxOS~ I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ... | |
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FLUX said: Yeh, like
I honestly didn't mean it to be nasty   | |
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Natisse said: FLUX said: Yeh, like
I honestly didn't mean it to be nasty Please don't be so sensitive.I shouldn't have said anything.Maybe i explained it badly, with the bit about As you said it's a term of endearment.   ~PClinuxOS~ I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ... | |
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FLUX said: Natisse said: I honestly didn't mean it to be nasty Please don't be so sensitive.I shouldn't have said anything.Maybe i explained it badly, with the bit about As you said it's a term of endearment. cool yep, a term of endearment is exactly what I meant it as
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MarySharon said: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Old women with mobile phones look wrong. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. ***Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You never ever run out of salt. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a Swan. the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Bricks are horrible to carry. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad Thankyou Peter Kay | |
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