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Is it wrong to read when you're on the toilet?? I'm expecting a clear male/ female divide on this one.....
I always thought it was perfectly normal - I rather enjoy flicking through a music mag or a weighty tome to while away the hours, sorry minutes sat on the throne,but someone on the radio said it was 'disgusting' recently, and now I'm confused. In our house, the toilet is called "The Library", there are so many copies of Classic Rock stacked up in there.... So, which is it? "Are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin?" or in and out as quick as possible...? | |
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Its always ofended me, whne you go to the toilet for a crap, have a fucking crap, wipe yer arse and leave. Get the job done, it is not something to be dwelled upon!. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Its always ofended me, whne you go to the toilet for a crap, have a fucking crap, wipe yer arse and leave. Get the job done, it is not something to be dwelled upon!.
You couldn't be more wrong. "The Pentagon controls every word and image the American people reads or sees in mass media."
Richard Perle 2004, at a press conference in the Pentagon. | |
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i was brought up to believe that it was "nasty" to read when you're sitting on the john, but i've since abandoned that little bit of parental conditioning - in fact, there are few better times or places to get some good, uninterrupted reading done! | |
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Anxiety said: i was brought up to believe that it was "nasty" to read when you're sitting on the john, but i've since abandoned that little bit of parental conditioning - in fact, there are few better times or places to get some good, uninterrupted reading done!
Maybe this is why I was expecting a male/female divide: the "john" is the only place men can get a bit of piece and quiet.... | |
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i go to the toilet whenever i'm reading, if that helps. | |
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TheFrog said: i go to the toilet whenever i'm reading, if that helps.
Doesn't help, but made me laugh... | |
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scatwoman said: PREDOMINANT said: Its always ofended me, whne you go to the toilet for a crap, have a fucking crap, wipe yer arse and leave. Get the job done, it is not something to be dwelled upon!.
You couldn't be more wrong. Ah ha, a toilet dweller! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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RocknRollDave said: Anxiety said: i was brought up to believe that it was "nasty" to read when you're sitting on the john, but i've since abandoned that little bit of parental conditioning - in fact, there are few better times or places to get some good, uninterrupted reading done!
Maybe this is why I was expecting a male/female divide: the "john" is the only place men can get a bit of piece and quiet.... I am a walking male female devide, train for reading, toilet for crapping, nver the twain shall meet Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: RocknRollDave said: Maybe this is why I was expecting a male/female divide: the "john" is the only place men can get a bit of piece and quiet.... I am a walking male female devide, train for reading, toilet for crapping, nver the twain shall meet What happens if you need a crap when you're on the train.....? | |
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RocknRollDave said: PREDOMINANT said: I am a walking male female devide, train for reading, toilet for crapping, nver the twain shall meet What happens if you need a crap when you're on the train.....? I wait till I get home, have you seen train toilets? They are disgusting, newspapers and magazines all over the place Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: RocknRollDave said: What happens if you need a crap when you're on the train.....? I wait till I get home, have you seen train toilets? They are disgusting, newspapers and magazines all over the place There really is no answer to that, is there?!! | |
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lollyp0p said: toilet reader! | |
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RocknRollDave said: PREDOMINANT said: I wait till I get home, have you seen train toilets? They are disgusting, newspapers and magazines all over the place There really is no answer to that, is there?!! Case closed Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: toilet reader! hmmmm i know whats in your toilet so i would shut up | |
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Reading in the head is fine... unless you rip out the pages you just read and use them for toilet paper. Then it would be wrong. _ [Edited 10/21/04 8:20am] | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: toilet reader! hmmmm i know whats in your toilet so i would shut up what are you doing in my bog? | |
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Nice avatar, Dave.
We should jam together sometime. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: hmmmm i know whats in your toilet so i would shut up what are you doing in my bog? if i told you it wouldn't be a suprise | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: what are you doing in my bog? if i told you it wouldn't be a suprise i like surprises. | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: if i told you it wouldn't be a suprise i like surprises. not sure you will like this one, but then again | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: i like surprises. not sure you will like this one, but then again well if it's not what people normally do in the toilet, then i'll be disappointed. | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: not sure you will like this one, but then again well if it's not what people normally do in the toilet, then i'll be disappointed. no thats not what i have been doing in your toliet, although i COULD leave you a present | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: well if it's not what people normally do in the toilet, then i'll be disappointed. no thats not what i have been doing in your toliet, although i COULD leave you a present i like presents. (deja vu) | |
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I don't read when I'm in the bathroom, but then again, I'm finished in less than a minute. | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: no thats not what i have been doing in your toliet, although i COULD leave you a present i like presents. (deja vu) you REALLY wouldn't like this one though | |
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Heavenly said: I don't read when I'm in the bathroom, but then again, I'm finished in less than a minute.
EVERY time? You eat a lot of fibre. You must have well-behaved bowels....or very, very naughty ones | |
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RocknRollDave said: Heavenly said: I don't read when I'm in the bathroom, but then again, I'm finished in less than a minute.
EVERY time? You eat a lot of fibre. You must have well-behaved bowels....or very, very naughty ones Once every 2-3 days I enter, sit on he toilet, and in less than a minute I'm done. | |
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