Game 1 tuesday night.....don't get too upset, we're SUPPOSED to beat you's guys.....



http://www.soxsuck.com/



"In the entirety of human existence, is there any pain that can compare to that of the Red Sox fan? 85 Years? Coming sooo close so many times, only to have it pulled out of your grasp yet again by the one team you hate the most? The team from the city you all secretly wish your city could be like? The team that already has 26 titles so how much can yet another possibly mean to them by comparison? The team that is arguably the Microsoft of baseball, dominating the league by wielding their economic might, and thus embodying everything that is wrong with the sport?

It's brutal. It reads like an opera or Shakespearean tragedy. And you know what, Sox fans? You should be thankful for that! Because the length of your ordeal is the only thing that makes you special.

But when you watch your boys go down in flames the world looks up to you as a tragic hero. They all weep for your noble suffering, and shower you with more attention than they give the boys who beat you (fair and square).

Think about that, if you won the world series this year you'd be throwing that all away. Chances are you wouldn't win another one for years and years, but now you'd find yourself without all the fringe benefits it brought you before. You'd no longer have any right to the saintly aura your current victimhood affords you.

So take pride in what you've got! Lots of people are losers, but only you can say you are the best at it! "

The BoSox suck. Give that up right now.

Red Sox!



GO YANKEES!!!!!

My b/f wanted to call his diehard Yankees, and rub it in his face last night, but I asked him not to.

This might sound hard to believe but not all NY'ers are Yankees fans. And maybe it was just me, but I didn't notice as many people wearing Yankees gear on the subway this morning.

Anyway, now that the Red Sox have toppled the Evil Empire I wonder if Darth Steinbrenner will get rid of Joe Torre? I think Pedro Martinez is going to be a free agent. I heard is name mentioned as a possible Yankee next season. *shudder*

Now, if we can just get Bush out of office....

YOU LUCKY FUCKS!!!!!

This made up for my 'Stros losing last night!!! Oh happy day!!!

Enjoy Carrie! Serve those annoying Yankee fans a heaping helping of crow!!!!

JediMaster said:

Ooooh I am!!!! Fuck them for being so confident and not even considering to give us the benefit of the doubt! EAT IT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

CarrieLee said:

I'm sure you have a whole friggin' crow buffet for 2the9s!!

Carrie, you so rock! This thread kicks ass! Fuck NY! Go Boston!

JediMaster said:

I wonder if he'll even show his rotten head on this thread!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!