Who wants to plan some kind of big caper?

You know, like a robbery or a jewel heist or maybe some expensive painting...something big ticket like when "The Scream" was stolen. (That was cool. Did they ever get the guys who did that?) Something that involves blueprints and airducts.

I'm sick of these threads about tractors and books and how the RedSox are a bunch of cheaters etc. We need a new drug.

Who wants in?

First of all we need to decide what we are going to steal. (It should be big, so it will be a media event) How about some gold? Maybe security bonds? Or a big diamond? I don't know. Donald Trump's hairpiece?

We can plan it all here in the secrecy of the Org.

We then need to decide who is best suited for what job. Getaway car driver, safecracker, somebody good with imitating voices, a karate person, someone who can scale walls, launder money, etc.

For what it's worth I don't think RED should drive the getaway vehicle. It's not clear to me that she can drive and she might not want to dirty her shoes.

Maybe she can make us some cool inconspicuous disguises.

I think Lleena could hide a pistol beneath her poncho. That might come in handy.

Milty can create a diversion by posting threads that no one will read here on the Org.

bkw could be the guy who plots things out over a beer in the bar.

althom is an idiot.

lilmissmissy can kill any spiders that get hip to our scene.

irresistablebitch can help divide up the money.

Sweeny can cut the wires to shut off the alarm (I know I'm getting ahead of myself here: What wires??)

I think this is something we should do!



I have to go to bed now and this is all I've got for tonight.

Don't let me down Org!

(We'll need code names. I'm 9the2s)

Caaaaapeeeeerrrrrssss!!!

DUMB!!

LAME!!

2the9s said:

Can I be 00Chico? Bond. Chico Bond.

I'm sorry about your Yanks!

I want in.....I have a knack for playing the role of a suspicious dark skinned man full of catch phrases and intimidating glaces....Also my code name is Pablo Montoya of the Cuban links cartel....

And if by any chance I am captured during this mission, my story is I am Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. I moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

sinister said:

SCHWEPO! you are LAME!

Chico1 said:

Shaken not stired!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

And would you be Agent Ivana Humpalott?

Chico1 said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

SCHWEPO? What are you an extra on the Sopranos now?

sinister said:

Fo Shizzle!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Have you lost your mizzle? Gizzle? You better recognizzle....

sinister said:

REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!


It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone

Let's steal a better thread.

Chico1 said:

I was about to say the same thing

I think we should steal old ladies and sell for them cheese.

My code name can be Lleena and I'll distract the security guys with a game of Monopoly.

Then I'll go into the witness protection programme.

oh man im always down to pull a caper. i got ski masks rope.. a black outfit.. tha whole pull a caper thing goin'... whatcha got in mind?

2the9s said:

There's a factory that manufactures airducts near where I live. We can rob that!!

My uncle works there, he can be our `mole`! Which is handy as he's small and short-sighted anyway!

we need a "greaseman" a driver, a computer expert,cars,

TheRealFiness said:

what about someone with looks?

IstenSzek said:

If you see someone like that, let us know.

IstenSzek said:

im already the Kung fu expert