Anxiety said:

Can choke a horse too.

Natisse said:

No worriez babez!!! Let me know, i hope it workz for you!!!

CinisterCee said:

really? You've tried it?

lilmissmissy said:




No! Too sudden a change
I hope all you aussie girls are getting your Bikini's out of moth balls,yes it's getting too hot already. Be careful of spiders though, they've had all winter to fester in your summer clothes. I found a Huntsman spider in my shorts the other day
I must say i'm enjoing the thought of summer, and have already had my visits to the supermarket enhanced by The Bikini brigade down at Mordialloc Safeway

My son's at an age where he's a little concerned that people are all of a sudden walking around in their under wear.

Don't forget to slip slop slap.
Take care all!!
P.S. watch out for sharks Missy, i don't think DKNY perfume has much effect on them

FLUX said:

Sup FLUX!

Yeah!! This time last year i was postin threadz about my expeditionz killin spiderz!! Lawd knowz what i'm in for this year!! It was a huntsman i killed today too, they're friggin everywherez!!!

I think every guy is waitin for da galz to get into their bikini, i see old men down da street sittin there anticipatin da next gal in her flesh-barin ensemble to walk past...well dat'z what i'm assumin..u dont see 'em hangin around with umbrellaz on cold day rainy dayz waitin for da next gal in a raincoat...or do they? sorry..right off topic

I stayin RIGHT AWAY from sharkz!!

lilmissmissy said:

They make Michael Jackson dolls still?

Thats cruel

subhuman09 said:

I'm searchin for da man in da mirror (ooh!) i'm askin him to maaaake a chhhange...

now that you're more experienced at it, could you come over to my place and do the same?
it seems like they keep on coming here.

Heavenly said:

ARE ya kiddin me? The more timez i have 2 kill spiderz da more freaked out i get!!

lilmissmissy said:

Then how about just vacuuming my place?

Heavenly said:

I'm strange, for some reason i like vacuuming but I ain't vacumming your place!!

Anyone of these should do the trick... for the next time

RocknRollisalive said:

Someone say shoes???

lilmissmissy said:

Have you thought about getting a really really powerful extractor fan

.....That way it saves on the work and the House Monsters

REDFEATHERS said:

Red, i hope u got a pair of red shoez!!! I have red heelz, and i can't get enough of them!!!

RocknRollisalive said:

I would, but i find squashed insect on my carpet/shoe/wall really gross!!

Steadwood said:

Interesting thought there Steadwood! That'll teach dem House Monsterz

lilmissmissy said:

.... I take your point... you could rearrange your furniture (???)

lilmissmissy said:

I am wearing red shoes today!

REDFEATHERS said:

2 cool!!!

Spiders: i'm fitting fly screen covers over all my windows !!!
lilmissmissy said:



Nothing weird implied, the girls are pretty keen on seeing some male flesh too i think.That's what i love about summer, that at the beach no one gives a damn what you wear, after the initial shock it's a nice and natural thing, after a Melbourne winter cool to lay back and take in the sun.
Sorry off topic.

YES....WAIT A MINUTE.....NO.

FLUX said:

But I thought it was SUPPOSED to be weird im kiddin FLUX!

GIR said:

HIIIII!!!!!

GIR said:

HIIIII!!

i am pleased to hear your endeavors were fruitful, miss lilmissmissy.

cruelty it is not. instinct is what you were operating under.

i am relieved to hear of your safety, and hans sends his best.

no, i do not think she needs to hear you hum the theme from cats.

especially not with a kazoo and your posterior.

asylum said:

I'm disspapointed I think she does need to hear me hum the theme from Catz!!

Awww? No Kazoo?


But thankyou. If i had a choice i would have killed the damn thing with my primitive-style spear But i wanted to get with da program so it's somewhere lying all fossilized in a cave in woop woop land

lilmissmissy said:

please do not encourage him. it is for your safety.

hans, pull your trousers up. i mean it. at least shave.