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I WANT TO BE A VICIOUS C*NT AGAIN http://www.prince.org/msg/8/118650
the "what music have you purposely made love to" thread. My reply to this thread made me take a stroll down memory lane: Istenszek said: I used to put on "The Boatman's Call" by Nick Cave, just to separate the tough guys from the sissies... most of them were crying for mommy by the time the record got to track #5. I'd be like "what the fuck is wrong with you? you get a chance to have sex with me and you're lying here actually listening to and being annoyed by the music? what the hell is your problem? Fuck you get out of my bed!"  
Oh I used to be so vicious back in the day. I miss the old me I want to be intollerable and mean again 
Seriously, I've grown into such a tame little puss puss. I sincerely turned from  into  over the course
of just a few years. What can I do to get back to my mean spirited roots once more? How can I obtain my sardonic spark again and just be devious all day long? Is there a furry-bunny-personality-syndrome-anti-dote????? 
dreadedviscosetrousersedit [Edited 10/20/04 9:30am] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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U are not real mean until you get banned.. several times
So try getting banned.. then you are on your way to adulthood  prove me wrong | |
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you need to work on your viscosity levels. maybe invest in a good hand mixer?
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Anxiety said: you need to work on your viscosity levels. maybe invest in a good hand mixer?
yup, this seems to be working, I can feel something tingle already  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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HowComeUdontBanMeAnymore said: U are not real mean until you get banned.. several times
So try getting banned.. then you are on your way to adulthood How do I get banned? What does it take? Is calling Althom a bad name enough? Or does it take a bit more than that? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Is calling Althom a bad name enough? actually, that gets you "trusted member" status. | |
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it takes much more, but I cant really talk about it  prove me wrong | |
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Anxiety said: IstenSzek said: Is calling Althom a bad name enough? actually, that gets you "trusted member" status. Well, I guess that's a thing not to be sniffed at either. Here goes nothing: Althom you're an idiot! and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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HowComeUdontBanMeAnymore said: it takes much more, but I cant really talk about it
you don't have to talk about it, just write it down here.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Here goes nothing: Althom you're an idiot! you're going to have to do better than that. what KIND of idiot is althom? in what ways is his idiocy offensive? how does that make you feel? how can such idiocy be tossed in a trunk or tied to a railroad track? feel free to practice all you like. | |
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I can't write what I'd really like to do to people
in my most secret heart of hearts because the FBI would be on my doorstep in a manner of minutes. They would probably take away my collection of human hair and toenails too.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: I can't write what I'd really like to do to people
in my most secret heart of hearts because the FBI would be on my doorstep in a manner of minutes. They would probably take away my collection of human hair and toenails too. maybe then this is why you aren't a viscuous c*nt - you're afflicted with a horrible case of what the medical community calls "accountability". gimme a call when that little problem clears up and we'll go out and drop rocks off the overpass. (though the hair and toenails thing you're on your own with  ) | |
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Anxiety said: gimme a call when that little problem clears up and we'll go out and drop rocks off the overpass.
Now that's what I'm talking about. I mean, I do want to be a vicious cunt. But in a nice, suburban way You know, bash a few grannies, do a little yoga on the head of some idiot village kid. Get pissed and piss in people's mailboxes. That kind of stuff. So you think you could teach me that?? PS: Never mind you not wanting to get into the clippings. I am not about to share my groovy collection with anyone just yet. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Is there a furry-bunny-personality-syndrome-anti-dote?????
Wellll.... Now you mention it.... There is ONE antidote.... It involves you on your knees and me with rubber gloves up til my elbows.... | |
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I always thought you were loveable  as early as 2002 | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: IstenSzek said: Is there a furry-bunny-personality-syndrome-anti-dote?????
Wellll.... Now you mention it.... There is ONE antidote.... It involves you on your knees and me with rubber gloves up til my elbows.... 
could be interesting. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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CinisterCee said: I always thought you were loveable
as early as 2002don't blow my cover will ya and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: GooeyTheHamster said: Wellll.... Now you mention it.... There is ONE antidote.... It involves you on your knees and me with rubber gloves up til my elbows....
could be interesting. Then hand me the caddle prod. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: caddle prod. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: GooeyTheHamster said: caddle prod. And batting again.... furry bunny you. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: IstenSzek said: And batting again.... furry bunny you. I can't help it. Yer new avatar. it makes me weak at the knees and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: GooeyTheHamster said: And batting again.... furry bunny you. I can't help it. Yer new avatar. it makes me weak at the knees Yet, in real life, nothing... LOL | |
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If this makes you think of how to handle a Genital Discussion thread, there's still hope. | |
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subhuman09 said: mumble
What? Speak up! I can't hear you! | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: subhuman09 said: mumble
What? Speak up! I can't hear you!  | |
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PS, you SO stole that site from under my ass! | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: IstenSzek said: I can't help it. Yer new avatar. it makes me weak at the knees Yet, in real life, nothing... LOL
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GooeyTheHamster said: PS, you SO stole that site from under my ass!
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