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Passing gas... WALK AWAY vs. STICKING AROUND... advantages vs. disadvantages? I'm clueless on this one. What are some advantages/ disadvantages to it all? And waht would you rather do... walk away or stick around? | |
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i work in a restaurant. the servers are all assigned to their own specific station, some in the front room and some in the back room. when i get gassy at work i walk into another server's section and "crop dust". i keep waking and make my way back to my section. free and clear.
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SassyBritches said: "crop dust"
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A cousin of mine used to have a friend in high school who used to say, "I have to fluff", instead of saying, "I have to fart".  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: A cousin of mine used to have a friend in high school who used to say, "I have to fluff", instead of saying, "I have to fart".
I knew a guy who said "toot" , wow what a moron. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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I had a friend that said "I hear thunder" then rip a big one. I miss that guy.  | |
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Personally, I give no warning ie: "fluff","toot","I hear thunder". I just let it loose. I do have my limitations and rules.
#1. Never EVER around of hotties. #2. Always whenever possible around old people (40+). #3. Never alone... why not share a good thing. #4. Always whenever possible in a vehicle or close setting. #5. Never under the covers... the effects are likely to cause you to passout and miss yer alarm in the morning. | |
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daddywhoLOVESpooping said: Personally, I give no warning ie: "fluff","toot","I hear thunder". I just let it loose. I do have my limitations and rules.
#1. Never EVER around of hotties. #2. Always whenever possible around old people (40+). #3. Never alone... why not share a good thing. #4. Always whenever possible in a vehicle or close setting. #5. Never under the covers... the effects are likely to cause you to passout and miss yer alarm in the morning. are these the 5 commandments of farting? | |
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daddywhoLOVESpooping said: Personally, I give no warning ie: "fluff","toot","I hear thunder". I just let it loose. I do have my limitations and rules.
#1. Never EVER around of hotties. #2. Always whenever possible around old people (40+). #3. Never alone... why not share a good thing. #4. Always whenever possible in a vehicle or close setting. #5. Never under the covers... the effects are likely to cause you to passout and miss yer alarm in the morning. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: daddywhoLOVESpooping said: Personally, I give no warning ie: "fluff","toot","I hear thunder". I just let it loose. I do have my limitations and rules.
#1. Never EVER around of hotties. #2. Always whenever possible around old people (40+). #3. Never alone... why not share a good thing. #4. Always whenever possible in a vehicle or close setting. #5. Never under the covers... the effects are likely to cause you to passout and miss yer alarm in the morning. are these the 5 commandments of farting? Yes. There originally used to be 15... but they seemed to have lost their way through the years of evolution. lol. | |
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I think althom is an expert in this field  | |
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Sweeny79 said: psychodelicide said: A cousin of mine used to have a friend in high school who used to say, "I have to fluff", instead of saying, "I have to fart".
I knew a guy who said "toot" , wow what a moron. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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nesseone said: daddywhoLOVESpooping said: Personally, I give no warning ie: "fluff","toot","I hear thunder". I just let it loose. I do have my limitations and rules.
#1. Never EVER around of hotties. #2. Always whenever possible around old people (40+). #3. Never alone... why not share a good thing. #4. Always whenever possible in a vehicle or close setting. #5. Never under the covers... the effects are likely to cause you to passout and miss yer alarm in the morning. I agree withh all except the last as a good "dutch oven" can be the most hilarious thing! | |
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Safe!  | |
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althom said:
Safe! | |
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