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Reply #90 posted 12/02/04 11:01am

JediMaster

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PRNelson said:

When getting down to the wild thing with my girl tonight, how should i enter her? front or back entrance?


First of all, you MUST stop referring to it as "The Wild Thing". That will just make her think of that annoying Tone Loc song the entire time, and that is no good for your sex life.

As to your question, I recommend 69 first, followed by a little of both.
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #91 posted 12/02/04 11:32am

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how come i sometimes feel all tingly for no reason?
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Reply #92 posted 12/02/04 11:38am

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XxAxX said:

how come i sometimes feel all tingly for no reason?


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Reply #93 posted 12/02/04 1:37pm

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XxAxX said:

how come i sometimes feel all tingly for no reason?


Most likely, you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house. I'd get that looked at, if I were you.
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Reply #94 posted 12/03/04 4:16am

PRNelson

Is it acceptable to watch a home porno of your own parents if you need to masturbate and have no alternate adult material availible.


A speedy response would be appreciated as my wank tanks are begging to be emptied and my parents are back home in 35minutes.
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Reply #95 posted 12/03/04 7:39am

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PRNelson said:

Is it acceptable to watch a home porno of your own parents if you need to masturbate and have no alternate adult material availible.


A speedy response would be appreciated as my wank tanks are begging to be emptied and my parents are back home in 35minutes.
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Ummmm, no. It is, however, okay to wank to pictures of your best friend's parents having sex
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Reply #96 posted 12/08/04 9:41am

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Ashtheking said:

darkside or thanos???


Darkseid, no question about it. Thanos is, essentially, a second-rate Darkseid wanna-be. Ain't nothing cooler than the original!!!


man, that is so true!

okay, how about green arrow vs hawkeye??
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