who would win in a fight, hulk or superman?

Ashtheking said:

I think I've done this one before, but the answer is Superman.

While Hulk often bellows "Hulk is the strongest one there is", that's not actually true. Sure, Hulk gets stronger as he gets madder, but his strength has never shown to equal that of Superman.

Superman also has the advantage of super-speed. He would simply fly so fast that Hulk couldn't get ahold of him, while continuously landing blows to Hulk's head. Keeping him off balanced and dazed would keep ol' Greenskin from getting too mad, and eventually he would fall. Once unconscious, he would revert back to Bruce Banner. End of fight.

Jedimaster, what about these cool smileys?





And of course:



May the force b with the org

JediMaster said:

I think the strongest one there is refers only 2 the MARVEL Universe, not DC, but ur right of course, pre-Crisis SUPERMAN could actually move planets - no contest, post-Crisis KAL-EL would still b too much 4 HULKster...

dawn74 said:

Those are quite groovy!

I didn't know this thread had been revived!!!

RONNYRON said:

True, Hulk is only referring to himself within the universe he inhabits, but even that is misleading. Hulk wouldn't be much of a match for, say, Galactus!

JediMaster said:

The bigger they r, the harder they fall, GALACTUS tends 2 stumble around a lot, but maybe HULK's moniker should extend 2 The strongest one there is on Planet Earth of The Marvel Universe...

Hey, JediMaster,

Why is it that I'm not really enjoying this 80's/New Wave revival that a lot of new Alternative bands are picking up on?

NWF said:

Because the current crop are the aural equivilant of New Coke. Nothing beats the real thing.

RONNYRON said:

Of course, we know that Ol' Greenskin doesn't have the vocabulary to say that!!

OK, I've got another question:

Why are Prince fans so hard to please? I mean, everybody thinks they know what's best for the man, but every move he makes, he gets criticized for.

NWF said:

Because we all got spoiled in the 80s with him churning out such incredible tunes left and right. In those years, he released more examples of pure, auditory genius than most artists do their entire careers. No artist can continue to be that prolific and keep putting out music of such high calibre.

Prince's 90s output wasn't as consitently brilliant, but it was still pretty damned good (with a couple of crappy exceptions like New Power Soul), so folks got pissy. They expected him to continue being the most incredible thing out there, and when he became merely great they couldn't handle it.

Couple that with his conversion to a non-mainstream denomination, and you've got the recipe for fan backlash (although, I think he would have taken heat no matter what religion he turned to).

Another factor is the advent of the internet. The net seems to breed cynicism, perhaps because people can say much more derisive things when their faces aren't seen.




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JediMaster said:

Why do only the men at gay bars hit on me and not the women?

Novabreaker said:

Its because of the T-shirt you always wear that says "I

OK. WHO WOULD WIN...

A chess match between Beast (from X-Men) and Bruce Wayne?

Chewbacca vc. Captain Caveman & Tazmanian Devil?

She-Ra vs Evil-Lyn?

Would Superman be affected if hit by the The Emperor's lightning strikes?

Why did Marlon Brando look so uninterested in Superman?

And finally...

Gollum vs. Jar Jar Binks?

A Jedi Master vs Superman.

JediMaster said:

what a load of crap!

Pretty hard to size someone up when he's force choked you to death. Instant death to Batman.

papaa said:

Oooooo! Good one! Well, I'd have to give this one to The Beast. Not that Batman wouldn't make a great chess player, but Hank plays the game quite a bit. Bruce would be a natural, but I doubt he really spends a whole lot of time playing it, thus giving Beast the edge.



Chewie. Sure, Capt. Caveman & Taz are all full of piss & vinegar, but Chewie has brains AND brawn. He'd kick their asses.



Hmmm, probably She-Ra, because it appears that the Masters Of The Universe have the most inept rogues gallery in the universe.



Yes. Its been pointed out that The Force is a MYSTICAL energy field, and Supes is vulnerable to magic (plus, the definition of The Force in SW and magic in the DCU are quite similar)



Because at that point, Brando was starting to become a lazy fucker. He didn't even want to come to the set. He tried to convince Donner that he could just record the voice for Jor-El at home, and they could then film his scenes with a briefcase or something (I'm not making this up). He said that Jor-El wasn't human, so there was no need to actually film a live human. Donner told him if he wanted to get paid the fat cash, and get top billing, he had to actually appear in the film.



Gollum would have that orange frog for breakfast, all while singing a little song!



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Marrk said:

Bats has managed to survive being around Darkseid, who is waaaaay more deadly than Darth. Bats would immediately manage to throw Vader off balance with a batarang or something. Even if Vader was choking him, Bats would be thinking of a way out of it, probably by taking out his controls on his life-support suit. In short, Bats would win.

Marrk said:

Hmmm, it would be real easy to say Supes, and that is more than likely the case, BUT there are a few ways it could go to a master like, say, Yoda.

First off, as established previously, The Force is mystical in nature, and thus Supes is vulnerable to it. While its doubtful Yoda could kill him, he could certainly render him unconcious. A lightsaber wouldn't harm him at all, unless a focusing crystal could be made from green krytonite (an unlikely prospect)

Of course, if the planet they're on has a RED sun, then all bets are off! Even a skilled padawan could take out Supes then!

Hi, JediMaster, Now I've got 2 questions:

1) Why do you hate Eminem so much? I mean, he's undeniably one of the best rappers out there.

2) Are you a fan of the British 2-Tone Ska era? (The Specials, Madness, The English Beat, The Selecter, etc.)

NWF said:

First off, I think he sounds like Big Bird from Sesame Street (close your eyes next time you listen to Em and picture that giant canary rapping! It soooo fits). Second I really don't think he's all that. Dr. Dre has come up with some great beats for him, but that is really were the appeal lies. I think he's basically a one-trick pony, and now that folks are getting used to him the shock value has worn off. I really don't think there's a whole lotta talent in writing lyrics about killing your ex-wife. If that was the case, then 80s metal band Lizzy Borden would be considered geniuses on a level with Prince.

I also would like him a whole lot better if he would just come out and admit that his misogyny and homophobia are actually just his way of dealing with his repressed homosexuality



I like quite a bit of that stuff, especially Madness. The ska sound was such a fun blending of New Wave and reggae, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Some bands try to do that these days, but it wounds up being about the same as the current New Wave revivial

At first, I was really happy when No Doubt resurrected that sound in the mid-90s, along with a healthy dose of 80s New Wave. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way Gwen decided she wanted to be gangsta, and that just doesn't appeal to me. Probably the reason I despised Rock Steady so much.

JediMaster said:

So, who WOULD win??? Data or goldenrod???

Ashtheking said:

Data, of course. C-3PO is a big ninny!!

I thought so!!!

how about Hedwig and Dr. Frank N Furter from Rocky Horro???

Ashtheking said:

Ahhh!!!! Well, since I've played BOTH characters, I'm actually totally qualified to answer this one!!! Frank is meaner by far. Sure, Hedwig can be a bitch, but Frank has actually killed people. He'd make Hedwig his bitch, and she'd love it!!! Of course, Hedwig would eventually manage to play Frank, getting anything she wanted.

darkside or thanos???

Ashtheking said:

Darkseid, no question about it. Thanos is, essentially, a second-rate Darkseid wanna-be. Ain't nothing cooler than the original!!!

When getting down to the wild thing with my girl tonight, how should i enter her? front or back entrance?