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PrintableBorisFishpaw said: JediMaster said: He used to get annoyed, but now he's used to it. His favorite pretzels are the soft, chewy kind that come from Auntie Anne's. His favorite flavor is the garlic with pizza dipping sauce. Otherwise, he goes for cinnamon. mmmmm Auntie Anne's Pretzels 
(garlic is my favorite too, closely followed by Sour Cream & Onion) Hey, you don't crawl on walls do you???? Spin webs, any size? Catch thieves just like flies? 
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Is Superman pissed that he didn't get a cheesy singalong theme tune
like Spidey and Batman? | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Is Superman pissed that he didn't get a cheesy singalong theme tune
like Spidey and Batman? No. He's pretty happy that he got the groovy John Williams theme. He is a little hacked that his teenage years got that "Somebody saaaaave me" song, but he doesn't mind overall. Also, he is well aware that, for some reason, children the world over cry out "superman" in the same sing-songy voice (regardless of whether or not they ever heard anyone do it). It seems to be part of the collective unconsciousness, and he thinks that's pretty cool.
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JediMaster, i watched piranha II the other night and almost died laughing even though the movie was supposed to be scary instead of funny.
my friend, however, says the movie was actually scary because the (genetically engineered) piranhas could 1) leap out of the ocean and fly through the air straight at a sunbather's jugular vein; 3) cleverly hide for hours inside a dead person's body then pop out and leap straight for the coroner's jugular. my question is this: do you think it's possible that somewhere scientists really are working on genetically engineering a piranha that can fly through the air and attack on land and sea? and if so should we be wearing chain mail from now on? thanX in advance | |
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Where does Spiderman keep his change? | |
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Lleena said: Where does Spiderman keep his change?
I thought those were his pajamas!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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would more people vote for Nader if his first name was Darth?  | |
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Ack...I might have asked this before; if so, I apologize.
Physics question: When Ursa throws a manhole cover at Superman, "Oh Suuuuperman? (swish!) OOOOOFFFF!!!" and he lands in a truck, I ask you--isn't a manhole cover as insignificant as a piece of paper to Supes? Ok, maybe the sheer momentum of the object could push Superman back, but I think the manhole cover would immediately compress into a heap of mangled metal upon contact with Superman's Super-stomach. Am I wrong about this? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: would more people vote for Nader if his first name was Darth?
I would!!  | |
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Dear JediMaster:
I understand Bai Ling will be in the new Star Wars movie. Will she be looking hot? Or like some funny space-creature that nobody wants to boink? Thanks, Ace |
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OdysseyMiles said: irresistibleb1tch said: would more people vote for Nader if his first name was Darth?
I would!!  i'll pass it on! | |
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What are some of your favorite comic book characters that have never been made into films that you feel could actually turn out good?
(Also-do you have 50 cents? I need to teach a monkey to smoke.) | |
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When is the next "X-Men" movie coming out? I'm dyin' ova heeere... | |
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Hey, JediMaster
How about that new Duran Duran CD? New Wave Forever! NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster, i watched piranha II the other night and almost died laughing even though the movie was supposed to be scary instead of funny.
my friend, however, says the movie was actually scary because the (genetically engineered) piranhas could 1) leap out of the ocean and fly through the air straight at a sunbather's jugular vein; 3) cleverly hide for hours inside a dead person's body then pop out and leap straight for the coroner's jugular. my question is this: do you think it's possible that somewhere scientists really are working on genetically engineering a piranha that can fly through the air and attack on land and sea? and if so should we be wearing chain mail from now on? thanX in advance No. Scientist are currently working on a genetically engineered koala, that can fly at mach 4, and shoot lazers from its eyes.
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Lleena said: Where does Spiderman keep his change?
He webs it up, along with his clothes, and puts it in a hidden spot. After fighting crime, he returns and picks it up
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irresistibleb1tch said: would more people vote for Nader if his first name was Darth?
Indeed! In fact, he considered it, but decided that the Republicans would sue, since they are in fact the true Evil Empire.
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Ace said: Dear JediMaster:
I understand Bai Ling will be in the new Star Wars movie. Will she be looking hot? Or like some funny space-creature that nobody wants to boink? Thanks, Ace No sure, but I've heard she gives great head. Word is, the Jedi all call her Bai-Lingus!
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Another question:
What does oral sex feel like? New Wave Forever! NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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subhuman09 said: What are some of your favorite comic book characters that have never been made into films that you feel could actually turn out good?
(Also-do you have 50 cents? I need to teach a monkey to smoke.) Doctor Strange needs a big-budget film (I know, there was a cheesy 70s made for TV movie, but that doesn't count). The good Doctor, in the right hands, could really be a cool flick. I'd also like to see a proper Captain America. Green Arrow would also kick some ass. Oh, and no. I dont have 50Cents. I'm really not that into rap. Does he have songs that instruct primates how to puff on cigarettes? [Edited 10/26/04 13:59pm]
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Was the federation of planets in Star Wars democratic and peacefull because of the tough psy-corps army of Jedi's? | |
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teller said: Ack...I might have asked this before; if so, I apologize.
Physics question: When Ursa throws a manhole cover at Superman, "Oh Suuuuperman? (swish!) OOOOOFFFF!!!" and he lands in a truck, I ask you--isn't a manhole cover as insignificant as a piece of paper to Supes? Ok, maybe the sheer momentum of the object could push Superman back, but I think the manhole cover would immediately compress into a heap of mangled metal upon contact with Superman's Super-stomach. Am I wrong about this? You are correct. While the momentum from Ursa's throw would indeed get Supes off the ground (if caught off guard) the manhole cover should still have crumpled. Oh, and Kryptonian's don't shoot lazers out of their fingers. Or have a kiss that removes memories. Or have gigantic  's that wrap up villians like leftover Turkey. They also can't talk in space. Gosh, Superman II seemed so much cooler when I was a kid![Edited 10/26/04 14:03pm]
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Did Neo choose the other door out of looove, or because he wanted to change the system cuz he knew he could? | |
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applekisses said: When is the next "X-Men" movie coming out? I'm dyin' ova heeere...
Its tenatively slated for a spring/summer 2006 release.
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NWF said: Hey, JediMaster
How about that new Duran Duran CD? New Wave Forever! It rocks! Everyone should go out and buy a copy!
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JediMaster said: Oh, and Kryptonian's don't shoot lazers out of their fingers. Or have a kiss that removes memories. Or have gigantic
's that wrap up villians like leftover Turkey. They also can't talk in space. Gosh, Superman II seemed so much cooler when I was a kid!Thank you!  It needed to be said...the director took some really weird liberties with that whole Super-Saran-Wrap "S" thing that he threw...
Will the Director's Cut eliminate some of this? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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NWF said: Another question:
What does oral sex feel like? New Wave Forever! Quite good, as long as they're careful with the teeth!
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dawn74 said: Was the federation of planets in Star Wars democratic and peacefull because of the tough psy-corps army of Jedi's?
It was a Republic, not a Federation. The Jedi were just like police or Sherrifs in modern times, not a totalitarian regime.
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dawn74 said: Did Neo choose the other door out of looove, or because he wanted to change the system cuz he knew he could?
Neo chose that door because the writers of The Matrix: Reloadofcrap wanted to make you think they actually had some sort of deep story. In reality, they just made that shit up as they went along. Same goes for The Matrix: Revulsions
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teller said: JediMaster said: Oh, and Kryptonian's don't shoot lazers out of their fingers. Or have a kiss that removes memories. Or have gigantic
's that wrap up villians like leftover Turkey. They also can't talk in space. Gosh, Superman II seemed so much cooler when I was a kid!Thank you! It needed to be said...the director took some really weird liberties with that whole Super-Saran-Wrap "S" thing that he threw...
Will the Director's Cut eliminate some of this? If there is a God!
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