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Ask JediMaster, Volume Three Yes, folks, its the long delayed third installment of Ask Jedi Master. For those of you unaware, this all started when Teller asked me if a lightsaber could cut off Superman's arm (it can't, by the way). It sparked a whole slew of questions, leading to its own thread. It was quite popular, and I always meant to revisit it! So here's your chance to ask your geek questions!
Wanna know how Spider-Man sticks to walls? ASK JEDI MASTER! Wanna know who'd win in a fight between Data and C-3PO? ASK JEDI MASTER!! Wanna know why 2the9s is a twat? ASK JEDI MASTER!!! 
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Will i be getting engaged soon?
Hee, i know it has nothing to do with anything your asking, but wondering if your psychic like that..  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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what's the hands-down most laughable (i.e, plain crap) superhero, in your opinion?  | |
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what should I be for Halloween? | |
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What is the deal with Vader just randomly killing underlings like it's free? | |
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Would an Olympic-strength trampoline manage to support a baby elephant? 
And has this ever been tested? If not, why not? | |
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the baby elephant is bouncing, of course.  | |
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BabyCakes said: Will i be getting engaged soon?
Hee, i know it has nothing to do with anything your asking, but wondering if your psychic like that.. Using the Force, I can see some things before they happen. Indeed, I see a nuptial ceremony in your future. Not sure why my vision shows your man dressed up like Pei Mei from Kill Bill Volume II in the ceremony, but hey! Whatever floats your boat!
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JediMaster said: BabyCakes said: Will i be getting engaged soon?
Hee, i know it has nothing to do with anything your asking, but wondering if your psychic like that.. Using the Force, I can see some things before they happen. Indeed, I see a nuptial ceremony in your future. Not sure why my vision shows your man dressed up like Pei Mei from Kill Bill Volume II in the ceremony, but hey! Whatever floats your boat! LOL.... I seriously think you need to clean the dust off that vision of yours.. I would never let that happen! LOL! The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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3bogs said: what's the hands-down most laughable (i.e, plain crap) superhero, in your opinion?
Hmmmm. That would probably be every one of them that was created by Rob Liefield. The Youngblood team is especially bad.
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ella731 said: what should I be for Halloween?
Howard The Duck. You just don't see enough of those at Halloween!
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Slave2daGroove said: What is the deal with Vader just randomly killing underlings like it's free?
He's a bad-guy. They do stuff like that.
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3bogs said: Would an Olympic-strength trampoline manage to support a baby elephant?
And has this ever been tested? If not, why not? Its never been tested, due to some laws protecting animal rights or some shit. It should be, just to settle this eternal question.
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3bogs said: the baby elephant is bouncing, of course.
Well, of course!
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BabyCakes said: JediMaster said: Using the Force, I can see some things before they happen. Indeed, I see a nuptial ceremony in your future. Not sure why my vision shows your man dressed up like Pei Mei from Kill Bill Volume II in the ceremony, but hey! Whatever floats your boat! LOL.... I seriously think you need to clean the dust off that vision of yours.. I would never let that happen! LOL! Always in motion, the future is! Difficult to see exact details!
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Please don't answer if it's too personal but...
Have you learned from previous relationships on how to make the current life-long committment work regardless of what hand life deals? | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Please don't answer if it's too personal but...
Have you learned from previous relationships on how to make the current life-long committment work regardless of what hand life deals? Wow! What a serious question! Well, I feel that I certainly have more insight into these things than I once did, but relationships are always hard work. Ultimately, they can work if BOTH people are willing to listen, work and compromise. Otherwise, it really won't go anywhere.
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will there be a sequel to hellboy? | |
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who would win in a fight between darth vader and batman? In my own way, I am the king. Hail to the king, baby!!  | |
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JediMaster said: Slave2daGroove said: Please don't answer if it's too personal but...
Have you learned from previous relationships on how to make the current life-long committment work regardless of what hand life deals? Wow! What a serious question! Well, I feel that I certainly have more insight into these things than I once did, but relationships are always hard work. Ultimately, they can work if BOTH people are willing to listen, work and compromise. Otherwise, it really won't go anywhere. The force is strong in you, communicate you must. | |
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XxAxX said: will there be a sequel to hellboy?
MOST definitely. Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Mike Mignola and Guillermo Del Toro have all confirmed that its in development right now
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Ashtheking said: who would win in a fight between darth vader and batman?
Batman. He's the DCU's foremost detective. Bats would have him sized up pretty quickly, and would figure out that he was in a life containment suit. He'd find a way to distract the Sith Lord, then take out his suit before he could bring The Force to bear on him. Short of God, Batman could take on just about anyone and win.
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Slave2daGroove said: JediMaster said: Wow! What a serious question! Well, I feel that I certainly have more insight into these things than I once did, but relationships are always hard work. Ultimately, they can work if BOTH people are willing to listen, work and compromise. Otherwise, it really won't go anywhere. The force is strong in you, communicate you must. 
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Does Spiderman prefer Original or Cinnamon Pretzels?
(and does he get annoyed if you call him "Spiderman" instead of "Spider-Man"?) [Edited 10/20/04 12:36pm] | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Does Spiderman prefer Original or Cinnamon Pretzels?
(and does he get annoyed if you call him "Spiderman" instead of "Spider-Man"?) [Edited 10/20/04 12:36pm] He used to get annoyed, but now he's used to it. His favorite pretzels are the soft, chewy kind that come from Auntie Anne's. His favorite flavor is the garlic with pizza dipping sauce. Otherwise, he goes for cinnamon.
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JediMaster said: BorisFishpaw said: Does Spiderman prefer Original or Cinnamon Pretzels?
(and does he get annoyed if you call him "Spiderman" instead of "Spider-Man"?) [Edited 10/20/04 12:36pm] He used to get annoyed, but now he's used to it. His favorite pretzels are the soft, chewy kind that come from Auntie Anne's. His favorite flavor is the garlic with pizza dipping sauce. Otherwise, he goes for cinnamon. mmmmm Auntie Anne's Pretzels 
(garlic is my favorite too, closely followed by Sour Cream & Onion) | |
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Do you think this would be a cool tattoo?
 ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Daredevil vs The Punisher... who'd get their ass kicked? | |
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HobbesLeCute said: Do you think this would be a cool tattoo?
Only if it featured Jason Vorhees creeping up behind the fox with a machete! THAT would be cool!
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BorisFishpaw said: Daredevil vs The Punisher... who'd get their ass kicked?
Daredevil would OWN Frank Castle's pansy-ass!
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