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I just tried to start the tv with my phone But it didn't work
With so many gadgets in use in the home, what have you tried to do with the wrong gadget? No sex refs please, they are sooooo old even for the Org | |
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Am I really the only one this stup..... I mean distracted? | |
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How long did it take u to realize u were using the phone? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: How long did it take u to realize u were using the phone?
When the phone dialed a number in response to my pressing Then I was and hung up fast, hoping the recipient didn't have callerID | |
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Moderator | I try to open the door to my house with my car clicker thingy on ocassion In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | I carry the t.v. remote and point it at the t.v. when I wanna change channels. Feels awful good. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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That is hillairous! lmfao! | |
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ReRe said: That is hillairous! lmfao!
I know, I was kinda surprised when the tv remote started dialing a number until I realised it was a phone | |
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i try to unlock my door at home with my work keys all the time, i think it means I spent to much time at work | |
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Sweeny79 said: I try to open the door to my house with my car clicker thingy on ocassion
I do that all the time!!! I aim my car alarm keychain thing at my apartment door...and press the "unlock" button...then feel like a nimrod for doing so. | |
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Byron said: Sweeny79 said: I try to open the door to my house with my car clicker thingy on ocassion
I do that all the time!!! I aim my car alarm keychain thing at my apartment door...and press the "unlock" button...then feel like a nimrod for doing so. i never do anything like that | |
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Byron said: Sweeny79 said: I try to open the door to my house with my car clicker thingy on ocassion
I do that all the time!!! I aim my car alarm keychain thing at my apartment door...and press the "unlock" button...then feel like a nimrod for doing so. how about I try to use my garage door opener to open my car doors | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: I try to open the door to my house with my car clicker thingy on ocassion
I do that all the time!!! I aim my car alarm keychain thing at my apartment door...and press the "unlock" button...then feel like a nimrod for doing so. great minds think alike In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: I do that all the time!!! I aim my car alarm keychain thing at my apartment door...and press the "unlock" button...then feel like a nimrod for doing so. great minds think alike So do warped ones... | |
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I tried to section a grapefruit with my dvd player!
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I tried to peel a potato with my sister's cat! | |
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i..i..i...fuck i got nothin'... | |
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LMFAO!!!
I think you are turning into me! | |
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Teacher said: But it didn't work
With so many gadgets in use in the home, what have you tried to do with the wrong gadget? No sex refs please, they are sooooo old even for the Org Back in the 80s when these gadgets were still pretty big, I once took the TV remote to school thinking it was my calculator. Another time my husband was once having band rehearsal at our house and the 2 girl singers were arguing and he tried to turn them down by aiming the stereo remote and them and pressing hard on the volume control. They just stared at him and he just cracked up when he realised what he was doing. | |
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charlottegelin said: Back in the 80s when these gadgets were still pretty big, I once took the TV remote to school thinking it was my calculator. Another time my husband was once having band rehearsal at our house and the 2 girl singers were arguing and he tried to turn them down by aiming the stereo remote and them and pressing hard on the volume control. They just stared at him and he just cracked up when he realised what he was doing. Yes, us men have dreamed for years of being able to turn down the volume on women in this way. If only, if only..... | |
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I was busting for a dump once and removed my pants and sat in a comfortable armchair and .....
ummm well... howinthefuckdidIspellarmchairumchairedit [Edited 10/20/04 5:52am] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I was busting for a dump once and removed my pants and sat in a comfortable umchair and .....
ummm well... ...yeeeuch. You ain't coming to MY house, mate! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LMFAO!!!
I think you are turning into me! | |
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RocknRollDave said: charlottegelin said: Back in the 80s when these gadgets were still pretty big, I once took the TV remote to school thinking it was my calculator. Another time my husband was once having band rehearsal at our house and the 2 girl singers were arguing and he tried to turn them down by aiming the stereo remote and them and pressing hard on the volume control. They just stared at him and he just cracked up when he realised what he was doing. Yes, us men have dreamed for years of being able to turn down the volume on women in this way. If only, if only..... | |
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I constantly do stuff like this. I aimed a remote for an alarm clock at the TV the other day (yes, my fiance's alarm clock has a remote!!!). I'm continuously using work keys to open my house and vice-versa (it was even worse before I'd completely moved out of my apartment)! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Teacher said: RocknRollDave said: Yes, us men have dreamed for years of being able to turn down the volume on women in this way. If only, if only..... Bloody hell, a woman who can aim straight? Get her in the women's soccer team NOW!! | |
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Teacha, I've done the same thing.
My daughter just told me to go take a nap. | |
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RocknRollDave said: Teacher said: Bloody hell, a woman who can aim straight? Get her in the women's soccer team NOW!! It's called FOOTBALL | |
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Rhondab said: Teacha, I've done the same thing.
My daughter just told me to go take a nap. But I had just woken up from one | |
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JediMaster said: I aimed a remote for an alarm clock at the TV the other day (yes, my fiance's alarm clock has a remote)
Isn't the purpose of an alarm clock to wake you up? If all you have to do is aim the remote at it to get it to shut the hell up, then it's pretty stupid.... or is it just me again? | |
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