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PrintableI once saw my Mum try and turn the gas fire down with the tv remote. if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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Teacher said: JediMaster said: I aimed a remote for an alarm clock at the TV the other day (yes, my fiance's alarm clock has a remote)
 Isn't the purpose of an alarm clock to wake you up? If all you have to do is aim the remote at it to get it to shut the hell up, then it's pretty stupid.... or is it just me again?   No, I agree! I laughed my ass off when she told me that was what it was for!
Oh, and just to let you know, I did something like this at lunch today! I went out to my car, put the key in the lock, and it wouldn't open. I fiddled with it for a few seconds before I realised it was a different car! it was the same colour, but it wasn't even the same model! 
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Teacher said: RocknRollDave said: Bloody hell, a woman who can aim straight? Get her in the women's soccer team NOW!! 
It's called FOOTBALL  SEE, Women DO know some things, after all!!! I only called it "soccer" cos we have so many US orgers lurking around.... | |
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I once lost the remote and searched everywhere for it, under the couch, down the back of the couch, on the window sills, fireplace, under the carpet, anywhere I could think of. I checked the bedroom, under the bed in the wardrobe, drawers etc etc. I could not for the life of me find it...
Anyway, after a couple of hours of watching TV, annoyingly having to get up and actually press a button on the TV itself (did you even know they still had buttons these days?) to change channels, I decided to have a coffee. I went into the kitchen, boiled the kettle, added coffee and sugar to my mug and then went to get the milk out of the fridge. Low and behold, there was the remote, placed neatly on top of the Tesco Value smokeless back bacon! An obvious place to lose the remote im sure you will agree.... | |
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Jon said: I once lost the remote and searched everywhere for it, under the couch, down the back of the couch, on the window sills, fireplace, under the carpet, anywhere I could think of. I checked the bedroom, under the bed in the wardrobe, drawers etc etc. I could not for the life of me find it...
Anyway, after a couple of hours of watching TV, annoyingly having to get up and actually press a button on the TV itself (did you even know they still had buttons these days?) to change channels, I decided to have a coffee. I went into the kitchen, boiled the kettle, added coffee and sugar to my mug and then went to get the milk out of the fridge. Low and behold, there was the remote, placed neatly on top of the Tesco Value smokeless back bacon! An obvious place to lose the remote im sure you will agree.... 
I once lost my herbal salt, and did as you, looked EVERYWHERE for it. It was gone but I refused to buy a new one because I was fairly certain nobody had made off with it. Then, months later, my boyfriend at the time called to me and then I could hear him falling over with laughter. He had fallen down in the walk-in closet and he was laughing so hard he couldn't talk. I got mildly annoyed and asked what the hell was so funny, and he just pointed up to the upper shelf, above head height for me. Lo and behold..... the herbal salt I have no idea what possessed me to put it there, but I did. 
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RocknRollDave said: Teacher said:
It's called FOOTBALL SEE, Women DO know some things, after all!!! 
How many bricks do you need to have thrown at you before you learn to watch your mouth?
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I once tried to use Billy Joel to start a fire.
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Teacher said: RocknRollDave said: SEE, Women DO know some things, after all!!!
How many bricks do you need to have thrown at you before you learn to watch your mouth?
Until you get your spin-bowling sorted, love, I reckon you need the practice | |
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subhuman09 said: I once tried to use Billy Joel to start a fire.
(I am so ashamed of that joke..) REPENT! You have to go into NPGMC and preach the word of Jehovah in the chat room, and you have to trash the Org while you're there. Use bible references to point out the evil of the Org and to express the superiority of NPGMC.  | |
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RocknRollDave said: Teacher said:
How many bricks do you need to have thrown at you before you learn to watch your mouth?
Until you get your spin-bowling sorted, love, I reckon you need the practice Spin-bowling? 
I am lost here
But sure, I can practice
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2the9s said: I tried to section a grapefruit with my dvd player!
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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subhuman09 said: I once tried to use Billy Joel to start a fire.
Oh, that's just silly! It was ALWAYS burning, since the world's been turning!
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Teacher said: RocknRollDave said: Until you get your spin-bowling sorted, love, I reckon you need the practice Spin-bowling?
I am lost here
But sure, I can practice
OK, OK, I give in, you win!!! | |
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