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PrintableJuice said: REDBABY said:   Aww, Mr Cute Baby Eyebrows  | |
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Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.  That's interesting. 11 to 6. | |
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YesterdaysFool said: Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY!  I love this one  . Every time you smell a fart stuff is entering your nose and mouth that only a few seconds ago was up somebody elses arse  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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YesterdaysFool said: In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
Indirect?  Amateur hour. | |
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An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. What sorta canteen they got 
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. Only 12 
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! House Monsters!!! 
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.  must be boring weddings
Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. AaaahhhHHH BISTO 
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YesterdaysFool said: I'm never leaving the house again after reading this one!!!!!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY! You Liar!  I like your avatar and name   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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