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Germs I'm never leaving the house again after reading this one!!!!!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY! A FRIEND IN NEED'S A FRIEND INDEED, A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER, A FRIEND WITH BREASTS & ALL THE REST, A FRIEND WHO'S DRESSED IN LEATHER | |
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YesterdaysFool said: I'm never leaving the house again
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I wash my bottom. | |
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Cloudbuster said: I wash my bottom.
please shake my hand. | |
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TheFrog said: please shake my hand.
Washed or un-washed? | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: please shake my hand.
Washed or un-washed? you takes your chances. | |
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TheFrog said: you takes your chances.
It's a date. | |
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TheFrog said: YesterdaysFool said: I'm never leaving the house again
if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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I think I'm to blame for most of it. | |
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I'm never shaking anybodys again | |
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Lleena said: I'm never shaking anybodys again
Anybodies what? Hand or penis? Prolly their penis is CLEANER than their hands if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
By other people, you mean Cloudbuster right? | |
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Lleena said: I'm never shaking anybodys again
shake it!! | |
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TheFrog said: YesterdaysFool said: I'm never leaving the house again
A FRIEND IN NEED'S A FRIEND INDEED, A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER, A FRIEND WITH BREASTS & ALL THE REST, A FRIEND WHO'S DRESSED IN LEATHER | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: you takes your chances.
It's a date. i'll just wash my hands on another part of my body, and see you soon. | |
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YesterdaysFool said: TheFrog said: so the children are safe at last. motherfuckin word. | |
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Lleena said: Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
By other people, you mean Cloudbuster right? Am I a person? | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: It's a date.
i'll just wash my hands on another part of my body, and see you soon. I've already cum. | |
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YesterdaysFool said: In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
In Cloudbuster's case around 35.... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Lleena said: By other people, you mean Cloudbuster right? Am I a person? I think thats what Lleena is saying, but clearly she is incorrect.. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: YesterdaysFool said: In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
In Cloudbuster's case around 35.... It's 350, actually. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Cloudbuster said: Am I a person?
I think thats what Lleena is saying, but clearly she is incorrect.. | |
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Cloudbuster said: GooeyTheHamster said: In Cloudbuster's case around 35.... It's 350, actually. You dirty bastid! | |
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Cloudbuster said: REDFEATHERS said: I think thats what Lleena is saying, but clearly she is incorrect.. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Cloudbuster said: It's 350, actually.
You dirty bastid! | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: | |
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U cunts A FRIEND IN NEED'S A FRIEND INDEED, A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER, A FRIEND WITH BREASTS & ALL THE REST, A FRIEND WHO'S DRESSED IN LEATHER | |
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YesterdaysFool said: U cunts if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: YesterdaysFool said: U cunts I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!? Yes i will Baby | |
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