I'm never leaving the house again after reading this one!!!!!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.


In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.



In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!




Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.





In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.




Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.



HAVE A GREAT DAY!

YesterdaysFool said:

I wash my bottom.

Cloudbuster said:

please shake my hand.

TheFrog said:

Washed or un-washed?

Cloudbuster said:

you takes your chances.

TheFrog said:

It's a date.

TheFrog said:

I think I'm to blame for most of it.

I'm never shaking anybodys again

Lleena said:

Anybodies what? Hand or penis?


Prolly their penis is CLEANER than their hands

By other people, you mean Cloudbuster right?

Lleena said:

shake it!!

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

i'll just wash my hands on another part of my body, and see you soon.

YesterdaysFool said:

motherfuckin word.

Lleena said:

Am I a person?

TheFrog said:

I've already cum.

YesterdaysFool said:

In Cloudbuster's case around 35....

Cloudbuster said:

I think thats what Lleena is saying, but clearly she is incorrect..

GooeyTheHamster said:

It's 350, actually.

REDFEATHERS said:

Cloudbuster said:

You dirty bastid!

Cloudbuster said:

REDFEATHERS said:

TheFrog said:

U cunts

YesterdaysFool said:

REDBABY said: