My mom with here coffee and cigarette breath would lick her fingers and straighten out my eyebrows....and then I could smell that pungent aroma on my face!!! It is the very reason I don't smoke or drink coffee!!!

It never failed every time we got in the car with one or both of my parents they would light a smoke and not roll down the window and then when you would ask the got offended

Have me.

subhuman09 said:

Dont be silly.

PEACE4ALL said:

My Dad used 2 make me wear an African Dashiki 2 school, even though we're Jamaican

REDFEATHERS said:

My mom would threatened my sister and I with death if we embarrassed her in public. My mom would pick us up from school half naked or just plain ugly in front of everyone! My sister and I learned how to catch the bus after that!

When I was watching telly my Dad often used to wander into the room, pick up the remote control, flick through the channels and then wander back out of the room again!

My dad used to like anything musical i'd be into...most kidz would think dat was cool...i thought it was really weird and embarrasing at da time (aged 9-12)...and then i'd pretend not to like what he liked ...also he'd like do this= and be like all and i found dat disturbing too I love it now though!! It's a hoot

My mum used to not let me play wif her hair and i totally resented dat!! It's cause she had da whole perm thing happenin in da 80s ...so my dad used to let me put pig tailz in his hair..even though it wasn't long..and he'd sit there watching Wide World of Sport..wif these pigtailz i put in his hair

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Naked?

I can't even type this with a straight face, but my Dad farts all day long. He'll do it in public too, like while we're in the store, only he'll walk up next to one of us and do it, so he can kind of pass the blame off on us. It's fucking loud.

subhuman09 said:

I know that feeling

My dad would always claim he was broke or would say "i only have a twenty an it has to last me the wholeeeee week." It would annoy my mom as well.

DexMSR said:

Eww, that's just nasty!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

OMFG, how terrible!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

That would drive me totally insane!

lilmissmissy said:

That's cute.

Tom said:

My Mum used to sit me on the washing machine and cut my fringe (bangs) with kitchen scissors.. what a mess she made of my hair..

I used to ask my Dad for a sweet and hope he didnt say *ok a couple* cos I didnt know what a couple meant so didnt want to ask again so never took any..

This drove me and all my siblings crazy when we were growing up. She would either call us by name multiple times or bang her foot on the floor to get our attention (her bedroom was upstairs)...she'll call my name and let's say ask for a glass of water, I take her the water, no sooner than I sit down in my room, she's calling me again for something else...one time she called me at least 15 times within and hour and I was ready to pull my hair out , she even had to laugh herself and said what I was thinking "I know you want to say what the @$#%@ does my mother want now?????

REDFEATHERS said:

was it when the washing machine was on? lol

TheRealFiness said:

prolly

TheRealFiness said:

When you would get your ass whooped and they tell you...
"It hurts me as much as it hurts you" or
"I spank you because I love you" WTF!?!?!? then why did you do it???

DexMSR said:

That's NOTHING compared to what my dad would do! My dad smoked and drank coffee. Out of the blue, he'd walk up to us and lick the side of our face ("Us" is my older sister and I). Anyways, it was like getting licked by a slobbery, coffee drinking, cigarette smoking dog. I HATED that!!!! But that's why he did it. He'd die laughing because we'd scream bloody murder and run to the bathroom to wash our faces.

When I would wait for them to pick me up from school, and they would be hours late...



Sorry, that's never happened to me, but there are kids at my children's school that are always waiting too long for their parents.

Oh, I have a real one...

My mother's b/f would make extra cash by scrapping metal at the junkyard.
He rigged his old beat up pick-up truck with a homemade towing thingie! He would drop us off and pick us up from school in that monster!
Most of the time I walked...like 5 miles

Now that I think about it, he owned 2 hideouslyatrocious vehicles...the other was a van. Big Blue. He didn't like the original color, but was too cheap to take it to get painted. So he had us (family project) paint it...with freakin' house paint and rollers!! This god-awful thing had paint brush strokes showing and was sky blue, not your ordinary car colors. DAYUM!

Man, I'm laughin' so hard at the memories...

TheBatman said:

NOW THAT IS TORTURE!!!