I'm expecting a clear male/ female divide on this one.....

I always thought it was perfectly normal - I rather enjoy flicking through a music mag or a weighty tome to while away the hours, sorry minutes sat on the throne,but someone on the radio said it was 'disgusting' recently, and now I'm confused. In our house, the toilet is called "The Library", there are so many copies of Classic Rock stacked up in there....


So, which is it? "Are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin?" or in and out as quick as possible...?

Its always ofended me, whne you go to the toilet for a crap, have a fucking crap, wipe yer arse and leave. Get the job done, it is not something to be dwelled upon!.

PREDOMINANT said:

You couldn't be more wrong.

i was brought up to believe that it was "nasty" to read when you're sitting on the john, but i've since abandoned that little bit of parental conditioning - in fact, there are few better times or places to get some good, uninterrupted reading done!

Anxiety said:

Maybe this is why I was expecting a male/female divide: the "john" is the only place men can get a bit of piece and quiet....

i go to the toilet whenever i'm reading, if that helps.

TheFrog said:

Doesn't help, but made me laugh...

scatwoman said:

Ah ha, a toilet dweller!

RocknRollDave said:

I am a walking male female devide, train for reading, toilet for crapping, nver the twain shall meet

PREDOMINANT said:

What happens if you need a crap when you're on the train.....?

RocknRollDave said:

I wait till I get home, have you seen train toilets? They are disgusting, newspapers and magazines all over the place

PREDOMINANT said:

There really is no answer to that, is there?!!

lollyp0p said:

toilet reader!

RocknRollDave said:

Case closed

TheFrog said:

hmmmm i know whats in your toilet so i would shut up

Reading in the head is fine... unless you rip out the pages you just read and use them for toilet paper.

Then it would be wrong.




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lollyp0p said:

what are you doing in my bog?

Nice avatar, Dave.

We should jam together sometime.

TheFrog said:

if i told you it wouldn't be a suprise

lollyp0p said:

i like surprises.

TheFrog said:

not sure you will like this one, but then again

lollyp0p said:

well if it's not what people normally do in the toilet, then i'll be disappointed.

TheFrog said:

no thats not what i have been doing in your toliet, although i COULD leave you a present

lollyp0p said:

i like presents.

(deja vu)

I don't read when I'm in the bathroom, but then again, I'm finished in less than a minute.

TheFrog said:

you REALLY wouldn't like this one though

Heavenly said:

EVERY time? You eat a lot of fibre. You must have well-behaved bowels....or very, very naughty ones

RocknRollDave said:

Once every 2-3 days I enter, sit on he toilet, and in less than a minute I'm done.