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PrintableTom said: If it makes you feel any better, the local Borders here in my area has a problem with someone leaving lunch bags filled with human feces on the shelves. They suspect its this one crazy old lady who visits the store, named Mona, who haggles the employees all the time. But they have yet to catch her planting one somewhere.
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Tom said: If it makes you feel any better, the local Borders here in my area has a problem with someone leaving lunch bags filled with human feces on the shelves. They suspect its this one crazy old lady who visits the store, named Mona, who haggles the employees all the time. But they have yet to catch her planting one somewhere.
Hey, so that's where I left my shit sandwich!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Mach said: wait
i thought all the porno mags were wrapped up in their own kinda "dont open til at home" condoms you mean they rip open the wrappers ? omg SICKOS !!! thats NOT safe sex !! I think they're put in plastic bags so they are easier to wipe down!   | |
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Tom said: If it makes you feel any better, the local Borders here in my area has a problem with someone leaving lunch bags filled with human feces on the shelves. They suspect its this one crazy old lady who visits the store, named Mona, who haggles the employees all the time. But they have yet to catch her planting one somewhere.
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We have Borders here in Oz too...though i've never come across dat here..  
I'm kinda gettin grossed out, cause there'z one near my work  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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1 thing i hate in public toiletz (out of MANY!) is when people wash their handz...they shake their wet handz..and splash you!! I saw on a tv show here once dat bad bacteria growz where u dont' dry your handz..so i have women splashin their freakin mess over me!! I give them a weird look and back away I'm sorry, it'z just WRONG!! 
Da toilets of the centre of one of da places i work, (cause it's all new and everything) has sensory taps...so you don't have to fiddle wif no knob...dat'z a friggin mad invention if u ask me!!  *hygiene freak*
 [Edited 10/18/04 0:10am] No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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 Fucking sick, dude.[Edited 10/18/04 0:27am] NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Nasty. What do you do with the magazine? Return it to the shelf... or throw it away? Does it depend on a sanitary or a retail issue? Who was on the cover and/or centerfold? | |
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Tom said: If it makes you feel any better, the local Borders here in my area has a problem with someone leaving lunch bags filled with human feces on the shelves. They suspect its this one crazy old lady who visits the store, named Mona, who haggles the employees all the time. But they have yet to catch her planting one somewhere.
ok which borders is that, so i know not to go there | |
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ella731 said: Tom said: If it makes you feel any better, the local Borders here in my area has a problem with someone leaving lunch bags filled with human feces on the shelves. They suspect its this one crazy old lady who visits the store, named Mona, who haggles the employees all the time. But they have yet to catch her planting one somewhere.
ok which borders is that, so i know not to go there Niles, Ohio | |
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doctormcmeekle said: If it's a family store, why is it selling porn mags?
Well - all buyer's needs must be met, and most book stores don't believe in censorship. The magazines (none of which go beyond the soft core Playboy and at the most hard-core - Penthouse) are placed in the most upper shelves of the magazines, far and out of reach of children. They are sealed in plastic. In the bathroom, they are out of the plastic, and usually left in the stalls they were "used" in. |
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The older guy from the movie "Clerks" suddenly came to mind as I read this thread.  | |
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Nothing can compare to working for a printing press who's sole purpose is to print smut. Now when you've seen pages torn out and stuck to the stall door then you've seen everything. 
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i find it telling that althom hasn't contributed to this thread.
when you have to potty at the bookstore, lock those stalls, people. lock those stalls. | |
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There is really only one thing that can be said about this.
People Are Assholes![b] | |
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MrJoker said: The older guy from the movie "Clerks" suddenly came to mind as I read this thread.
"How long you think he's been back there?" | |
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| After reading the sordid details of what goes on in book stores bathrooms, I will be more skeptical about using them. Damn. Who knew all this shit would be going on in the bathroom? I appreciate your candidness about this problem. [Edited 10/18/04 23:42pm] | |
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