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Sayings with no sense There are so many saying that when you really think about them, have not much sense in them.
Where I live, if someone doesn't share his food with his friends, they say "whoever eats alone - dies alone" - Well then by all means, take a bite and die with me! 
I work in a recording studio, where a lot of our clients are very religious. When some of them are asking for the impossible, they usually say "With God's help, we'll do it" - Fine! Then you and God go work in the studio while I'll be at home posting your stupid sayings on the org. If anybody's going to help you, that would be me. post some of the stupid sayings that you know of. | |
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How about "Danger, Falling Rocks"?
What the hell is that supposed to mean exactly?? | |
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Here in Sweden, we have signs saying "Beware, water outlet - weak ice during winter".... so..... in the summer the ice is just fine  | |
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Heavenly said: There are so many saying that when you really think about them, have not much sense in them.
Where I live, if someone doesn't share his food with his friends, they say "whoever eats alone - dies alone" - Well then by all means, take a bite and die with me!
I work in a recording studio, where a lot of our clients are very religious. When some of them are asking for the impossible, they usually say "With God's help, we'll do it" - Fine! Then you and God go work in the studio while I'll be at home posting your stupid sayings on the org. If anybody's going to help you, that would be me. post some of the stupid sayings that you know of. | |
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It's raining cats and dogs
 really?if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
Prince.org where fans of Prince meet and stay up too late | |
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"Oh man, you're not going to believe this" - stop right there, if I'm not going to believe you, why bother telling me? | |
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"sweating like a pig"
"thats it in a nutshell" | |
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i get made fun of a lot by Americans because of some of the shit i say....
'crazier then a bag of hammers'...well if you think about it, is there anything crazier??? 'fill your boots'...means help yourself. a guy i met in Hawaii thought that was the strangest thing he had ever heard...i don't know why :crazy:
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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This one's just rude:
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Christopher said: That's not a saying.  | |
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Stop trying to teach your Grandma how to suck eggs. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: That's not a saying. I hate you | |
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Christopher said: I hate you
I know. It turns me on. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: I hate you
I know. It turns me on. you are one nasty parrot! did you tranquilze the nurses so you could stay on the org longer? 
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Christopher said: you are one nasty parrot! did you tranquilze the nurses so you could stay on the org longer?
No. I am my own nurse. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: you are one nasty parrot! did you tranquilze the nurses so you could stay on the org longer?
No. I am my own nurse.  | |
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Christopher said: Would you like to be my doctor? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: Would you like to be my doctor? dealer? okay | |
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Christopher said: dealer? okay
What do you deal in? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: dealer? okay
What do you deal in? ass  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: dealer? okay
What do you deal in? do you still like pills? | |
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TheRealFiness said: Cloudbuster said: What do you deal in?
ass | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: What do you deal in?
do you still like pills? What do you mean? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: do you still like pills? What do you mean? thats code for yes....do you still poop the bed like in trainspotting? | |
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Christopher said: thats code for yes....do you still poop the bed like in trainspotting?
You're a piece of shit. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: thats code for yes....do you still poop the bed like in trainspotting?
You're a piece of shit. better check your sheets bitch! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: thats code for yes....do you still poop the bed like in trainspotting?
You're a piece of shit. 
We need movie rights for this. | |
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Christopher said: better check your sheets bitch! Bitch! | |
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subhuman09 said:
We need movie rights for this. | |
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