I have a 6am start at work....well the problem is I am not alert until like 8am, so everything I see doesn't really register for a bit...well this morning, I have already seen some strange stuff....

First, I was going out to my truck to leave and look over to see my neighbor walking outside (it's cold outside) in her panties and bra.... Good morning strange neighbor type lady.... nice panties .....

Then I stop to grab some gas.... and I hear a "meow", just to look under my truck and see a cat climging out of my engine compartment.... Good Morning Mr. Pussycat!

Then.... I hear a POP.... and look over to see a dumbass driving away from the pump... with the goddamn gas handle still in the tank.... Good Morning Mr. Dumbass!

Then, as I am driving down what is normally a very busy street, but for some odd reason is abandoned today, along I pass the only other car on the road to see some chic giving this guy road head(blow job for those who don't know the term)..... Good Morning Mr..... well don't wave back..... jackass.....

This day chould be fairly interesting once any of this actually registers... Godd Morning my peeps...

G´morning Kendogg

You have just entered the Twilight Zone...


















OR You have just entered the Worrld of RedFeathers

















Watch out for flying nuns eating chocolate willies..

REDFEATHERS said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Good morning Petra!

If I go out during the daytime this has been known to happen:

what did you have for breakfast???

sure it wasn't tainted with something naughty

lollyp0p said:

lolly!

Christopher said:

lollyp0p said:

I don't eat breakfast.

It eats me.

morning Kendogg

sounds like a fun start !!

hope you have a wonderful day











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Christopher said:

i only wanted his attention for a little while

subhuman09 said:

lollyp0p said:

naughty you.....


but its okay

lollyp0p said:

Christopher said:

there my panties and i'll flash if i want to

flash if i want to

flash if i want to

you would flash too if kendogg walked right past you

lollyp0p said:

you are a lovely peice of woman.

Christopher said:

You are too.

Christopher said:

well i try

A friend of mine had trouble starting his truck on a cold day, the truck started then stopped for some reason. He kept trying over over and over, finally he opened the hood to his engine and there was cat fur all over the place. He barely recognized the cat, but it looked very similar to the one his neighbor had. He went off to work like it was a normal day, when he got home that night immediately the neighbor kids came over asking if he has seen their cat. They started posting signs and did a some searching for a couple of days, until finally he went over and told thier father "Fluffy ain't coming home"

subhuman09 said:

lollyp0p said:

try harder.

TheFrog said:

subhuman09 said:

lollyp0p said:

i mean



I'm a strong woman

lollyp0p said:

:jem:

lollyp0p said:

soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent.

lollyp0p said:

You give me hope that this place isn't run by dyslexics and Prince groupies.

U R the Future.

God and Bootlegs,

Prince

Christopher said:

pink hair and pumps to the ready

TheFrog said:

ermmmmm as i have nothing remotely funny or interesting to say it's much more fun