JUst to lower the tone a bit..here are a few funny titles for imaginary porno films

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone (Contributed by AlexBork)
4) For Your Thighs Only (Contributed by AlexBork)
5) Three Men And A Barbie (Contributed by AlexBork)
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde (Contributed by AlexBork)
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump (Contributed by AlexBork)
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer (Contributed by AlexBork)
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (Contributed by J. P.)
26) What About Boob? (Contributed by J. P.)
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Cunt Hardly Wait (Contributed by KristineEl)
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off (Contributed by KristineEl)
34) Nutting Hill (Contributed by KristineEl)
35) The Thirteenth Whore (Contributed by KristineEl)
36) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by Jim Zofkie)
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin’s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who’s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cock Air
**37-65 Contributed by Anne, Andy, Russ, and Shane**
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut (Contributed by AlexBork)
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
72) The Three Fuckateers (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams (Contributed by DDSpiegs)
77) End Of Gays (Contributed by AlexBork)
78) Good Will Humping (Contributed by Lulu825)
79) The Meattricks (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
80) Happy Getsmore (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
81) Pants/Off (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
82) The Cock (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
83) Full Latex Jacket (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind (Contributed by Elecstudnt)

85) Man On The Poon

86) Robocock (Contributed by Pablo)

87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich
**87-105 Contributed by Erin Carver**

106) Wee Willy

107) The Mighty Fucks

108) The Hairy Bitch Project

109) American Bi

110) A Jug's Life

**106-110 Contributed by Tara Renee**

111) The Bare Clit Project

112) The Mask of Porno

113) Waiting to Climax

114) Mickey White Eyes

**111-114 Contributed by Squecil**

115) Deep Blue Balls (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)

116) Urban Lesbian (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)

117) Face Jam

118) The Bone Erector

119) Reaming Out The Dead

120) Bonfire of the Panties

**117-120 Contributed by IGN.com**

121) The Bone Ranger (Contributed by AlexBork)

122) Glad-He-Ate-Her (Contributed by AlexBork)

123) Planet of the Gapes

124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
125) The Cocks and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
**117-120 Contributed by Kristeen**

133) Scat People

134) The Perfect Porn (Contributed by AlexBork)

135) Pump Fiction

136) Gang Bang Related

137) Jackie Brown Eye

**135-137 Contributed by Ehab**

138) XXX-Men

139) Position: Impossible

140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride

**139-140 Contributed by verv1**

141) Regarding Heinie

142) Silence of the Loins

143) Dante Peaks

144) Play it to the Boner

145) The Bone Molester

146) Natural Born Jigglers

147) Mouth Party

148) The Flintbones

149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

150) Pornocchio

151) Porn on the 4th of July

152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut

153) Lubrication Man

154) Dangerous Binds

155) Swallow Man

156) Throbbin' Hood

**141-156 Contributed by S. Eni**

157) Rambone (Contributed by Oliver G.)

158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger (Contributed by Oliver G.)

159) A Clockwork Orgy (Contributed by Georgia Tech)

160) Splendor in the Ass

161) Ass Wide Shut

162) Mr. Holland's Anus

163) Tits A Wonderful Life

164) Buttman Forever

165) My Bare Lady

166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

167) The Bootie Guard

168) Creamer vs. Creamer

169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

170) There's Something In and Out of Mary

171) Bare Ass in The Park

172) Bright Lights, Big Titties

173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory

174) Das Butt

175) Diddle-Her on the Roof

176) Saturday Night Fever Blister

177) Sorest Rump

178) Ordinary Peepholes

179) Dirty and Hairy

180) The Man Who Blew Too Much

181) What Lies Beneath Me

182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys

183) Three Days Of The Condom

184) For Your Ass Only

185) The Anus Family

186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

187) Single White She-male

188) Tales of the Backside

189) Top Buns

190) Waiting to XXX Hale

191) Men in Back

192) The Inside-her

193) Ball Street

194) Spray it Forward

195) My Best Friends Wetting

196) ET the Extra Testicle

197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants

**160-196 Contributed by B. Welch & Friends**

198) Great Sexpectations (Contributed by x2000jlc)

199) Six Degrees of Penetration (Contributed by Jackwizr)

200) A Cockwork Orange

201) Ben-In-Her

202) The Truman Blow

**200-202 Contributed by B. Welch & Friends**

203) Get Harder

204) Fucked In 60 Seconds

205) Jules In Her Nile

206) Pulp Friction

207) The Mod Squat

208) The Negrosheateher

**203-208 Contributed by CubanBear**

209) Lace Cowboys (Contributed by Jim Jones)

210) Blow me, O Juliet

211) Cum-let

212) MacMuff

213) The Laying of the Shrew

214) Julius Eat-her

215) Twelfth Inch

216) A Midsummer Night's Cream

217) As You Stroke It

218) The Dominatrix of Venice

219) Much Ado About Fucking

220) Blowthello

221) Along He Came Inside Her

222) Miss Cunnilingiality

223) Clitoris Claiborne

224) A.I. Artificial Implants

225) One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest

226) 12 Horny Men

**210-226 Contributed by Shawn Eni**

227) Boyz on the Hood

228) Terms of Enrearment

**224-225 Contributed by Adam Black**

229) Cliffbanger (Contributed by Roland)

230) Who Lies Beneath

231) Womb Raider

**230-231 Contributed by Laura L.**

232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone

233) A.I. - Artificial Insemination

234) Maximum Bonerdrive

235) Caddycrack

236) Tucker: A Man and his Cream

**233-236 Contributed by abw**

237) Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills

238) Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum

239) Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm

240) Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home

241) Blackdraft

**237-241 Contributed by Beast Ponzio**

242) Remember The Tightones

243) Risky Jizzness

**242-243 Contributed by Lucas M.**

244) Riding on Boys in Cars

245) Who's Eating Gilbert Grape

**244-245 Contributed by Sam S.**

246) Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

247) Black Cock Down

248) Blowtime

249) APooterLips Now

250) Saturday Night Beaver

251) Honey I Shanked The Kids

**246-251 Contributed by mahynes**

252) Lord Of The Cock Rings

253) Booty & The Beast (Contributed by MM12011)

254) Harry Squatter

255) The Midget Bones Diary

**254-255 Contributed by Lummoxmind**

256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams (Contributed by mustang.ed)

257) McHale's Gravy

258) My Cousin's In Me

**257-258 Contributed by Al Capone**

259) Jurassic Poke

260) Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores

261) A Clockwork Orgy

262) The Crocodile Humper

263) Sex Toy Story

264) Forrest Gimp

**259-264 Contributed by Sim**

265) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

266) Add Momma To The Train

267) Twin Cheeks

268) Gangbangs Of New York

269) 8 Inch

270) Analize This/That

271) Bootyshop

272) My Big Fat Greek Woody

**265-272 Contributed by MH**

273) In Diana Jones (Contributed by Gh0sT)

274) Facesitter (Contributed by K. Gregg)

275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? (Contributed by Mark M.)

276) Blastaway

277) Friday After Sexed

278) Glazed And Confused

279) Malcolm Sex

280) The Usual Suck-spects

281) All Quiet On The Breasts In Front

282) Apoca-lips Now

283) The Wadfather

284) Lawrence Of A Labia

285) Star Whores

286) To Thrill A Cockingbird

287) Breast Side Story

288) The Jism Of Oz

289) The XXX-orcist

290) L.A. Cuntfidential

291) Back To The Coocher

292) The Empire Stikes From The Back

293) The Spooge-itive

294) Boldfinger

295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral

296) A Hard Gay's Night

297) The Little Sperm-Aid

298) The Magnificent Semen

299) Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl

300) Merry Poppings

301) Sleepy Swallow

302) Leaking Beauty

303) A Lad In

304) The Porn Identity

305) The Phantom Penis

306) Any Given Cumday

**265-272 Contributed by Stefanoy**

307) Raiders Of The Lost Ass (Contributed by degnanpp)

308) Pornoccio (Contributed by Ozak)

309) Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

310) Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'

**309-310 Contributed by byrd_man86**

311) The Small Kotowski

312) The Empire Likes Crack

313) Monsters Pinc

314) Mary's Poppin'

315) Sleeping With 3 Men In Me

316) Going For Sloppy Seconds

317) The Pelican Queif

**311-317 Contributed by mahynes

318) Charlie's Anal

319) The Princess Derriere

320) The Legend Of The Banger Van

321) Behind Emily's Panty Line

322) The Mount Of Monet Kristal

323) The Royal Tenderbuns

324) Twat Lies Beneath

325) Eyes Wide Slut

326) Swallow At The Campfire

327) Ache Legged Fucks

**318-327 Contributed by MoorePheen

328) The Wet Dream Catcher

329) Young Buns

330) Bang Hur

331) Bang The Dong Slowly

332) Queered Science

333) Starshit Poopers

334) Poopy Longcockings

335) Pullet

336) Final Breastination

337) Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

338) Driving Into Miss Daisy

339) Planet Of The Gapes

340) Cherry Ass Of Fire

341) Screw Momma In The Train

342) Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

343) The Sexorcist

344) Porn Free

345) The Gaytriot

346) Sleeping With The Enema

347) Full Metal Jackoff

348) Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes

349) Children Of The Cornhole

350) Dickochet

351) Aim It On Rio

352) The Bad Nudes Bared

**328-352 Contributed by garatron420

353) My Big Fat Greek Penis

354) Boyz With Tha Wood

355) 48 Whores

356) West Side Orgy

357) Cock Star

**353-357 Contributed by coupedephil

358) For A Fistfull, She Hollers

359) For A Two-Dollar Whore

360) The Jungle Boof

**358-360 Contributed by Z-man

361) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by sfish55)

362) Shaving Ryan's Privates (Contributed by Jwagner)

363) Little Oral Annie (Contributed by gravediger)

364) Anus & Andy (Contributed by AAGNTNG)

365) Harry Pooter and the Sores On Your Bone (Contributed by Chris R.)

366) Black Booty (Contributed by lmsdivingduck)

367) A Cunt Apart

368) Agent Cody Spanks

369) CreamCatcher

**367-369 Contributed by scottr

370) Honey, I Blew Everyone (Contributed by bbssee)

371) Apollo's 13" (Contributed by Brian B.)

372) Yureasslick Park

373) When Harry Wet Sally

374) Cum And Dump-Her

**372-374 Contributed by jjchev

375) Das Booty (Contributed by kalcoh)

376) Backside To The Future (Contributed by RichBooRn)

377) The Mate's Dicks Reloaded
378) The Maid Licks Real Loaded
379) My Tricks Reloaded
380) They Made Rick's Reel Load It
**377-380 Contributed by MarioBro & Relfie

381) Oliver Fist

382) Done In 60 Seconds

383) Itty Bitty Gang Bang

384) Bang The Nun Slowly

**381-384 Contributed by Csnafu1

385) Lord Of The G-Strings

386) Playmate Of The Apes

**385-386 Contributed by Coolgirl2088

387) In And Out...And In Again

388) The Jizz Singer

389) A Beautiful Bind

390) It's A Cumderful Life

391) Turn Her And Smooch

392) Bone Alone

393) True Lays

**387-393 Contributed by Dnewms28

394) Genital Patton (Contributed by jlipscomb1)

395) A Tale Of Two Titties (Contributed by ultimatefiber)

396) The RawShank Infection (Contributed by sk33n)

397) CreamCatcher

398) Dickma

399) Sperminator 3: Rise of the Toys

400) Cooch Almighty

401) The Italian Blowjob

**397-401 Contributed by whistler42

402) Penetrator (Contributed by nikolasfns)

403) Harry Twatter (Contributed by ImaAUDIOSLAVE)

404) Simply Erectable

405) G.I. Wang

**404-405 Contributed by averielane

406) Assaconda

407) Pornos of the Caribbean

**406-407 Contributed by barbie_doll_7

408) Foreskin Hump

409) Sperm's In Her Ear, Man

**408-409 Contributed by clintonpoitras

410) Devil Without A Condom (Contributed by Md2782)

411) The Load Warrior (Contributed by Ryan K.)

412) I'll Poke Ya Lips Now

413) Night Of The Giving Head

**412-413 Contributed by garyw

414) The Whole Nine Inches (Contributed by nem3sis_)

Are Saturday Night Beaver and Purple Vein on that list? I couldn't be arsed to check.

OMG I thought you were dead or being spit roast by a Fat Turkish man and his kebab in a Turkish jail!

Turkey was fun....


but I was an idiot and drank some of the water

Hence being bed ridden 4 a week

fine now though so ...wanna fuck?

Juice said:

Dayum!!! I was waiting for a Turkish Jail Porno..

funny... I am pretty sure I actually watched at least 350 of the movies on your list

BombSquad said:

Which ones?

This thread makes me want to go out and buy some porn

God bless porn, it beats reality TV

"iam willing to fight, cause I'm a soldier of porn"



Anyway, a title that coulda easily been interpretated as porn "earth girls r easy"


every time I mention that film, people who don't know better, think it's some sort of alien porn?

Oh btw, I ate your snails on Saturday

REDFEATHERS said:

i hope they make Ur belly go grurrrrr

YesterdaysFool said:

No, they were orgasmic in their garlic butter...

what about next weekend

YesterdaysFool said:

I am busy till next year now!

bitch

YesterdaysFool said:

Yep!

24) Edward Penishands


THat one is a real porno--I saw it in Tech School in the Miliitary.

Definately not worth wanking off to.