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Is Byron the Org Bachelor? As some of you might know... I HATE reality TV, but I have the TV on right now and The Bachelor just came on... and  this season's bachelor's name is BYRON!!! 
I wonder what it would be like if instead of this guy: 
the show was about this guy: 
Any ideas? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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The ratings would sink and the show would be canceled by the 3rd episode. | |
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Shiit4Brains said: The ratings would sink and the show would be canceled by the 3rd episode.
 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Who would the contestants be?  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Who would the contestants be?
Muse... until he finds out she's anti-Coke and dumps her. | |
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MrJoker said: Sweeny79 said: Who would the contestants be?
Muse... until he finds out she's anti-Coke and dumps her. That would be espisode 1  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Holy stinkin' cumquats...  | |
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Byron said: Holy stinkin' cumquats...
It's just too funny! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: Holy stinkin' cumquats...
Byron said 'cum'quat. | |
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"Byron Velvick, 40, a professional bass fisherman for 13 years, is a self-described hopeless romantic, and is excited and ready to find his soul-mate, get married and have a family.
Byron has been married once and divorced, but definitely enjoys being married more than single. He had never watched The Bachelor before, but his friends recommended he apply, so he's hoping that some "divine intervention" has placed him at the right place at the right time. He's looking for "an intelligent woman with wisdom, a good heart and someone with strong opinions." Byron is more concerned with finding a woman with whom he has a soul connection than a physical connection. A California native, Byron, who has one sister, graduated from University of California at Irvine with a degree in English, with an emphasis in philosophy. And although he did some modeling and television commercial work to have an opportunity to travel, have fun and make some money after he graduated, he has always wanted to become a professional bass fisherman, and was encouraged when he was growing up by a neighbor who taught him the sport's finer points. A two-time U.S. Open champion in 1991 and 1996 on the professional circuit, Byron conveniently lives on a lake outside of Las Vegas. A flexible schedule allows him to spend a great deal of time on the water fishing, as well as traveling, but he's also a true outdoorsman and enjoys biking and hiking and watching the Weather Channel. The Bachelorettes need to beware of their competition: He does have one true love already - his Sony CyberShot DSC-F828 digital camera. " (Ok, that last part I added in...  ) | |
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im sure that anyone who looked into those beautiful eyes would melt right away, and the girls would fight like cats to get to be with him byron seems so sweet and is handsome as well....One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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i meant our byron, not the tv guy One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Byron said: "Byron Velvick, 40, a professional bass fisherman for 13 years, is a self-described hopeless romantic, and is excited and ready to find his soul-mate, get married and have a family.
Byron has been married once and divorced, but definitely enjoys being married more than single. He had never watched The Bachelor before, but his friends recommended he apply, so he's hoping that some "divine intervention" has placed him at the right place at the right time. He's looking for "an intelligent woman with wisdom, a good heart and someone with strong opinions." Byron is more concerned with finding a woman with whom he has a soul connection than a physical connection. A California native, Byron, who has one sister, graduated from University of California at Irvine with a degree in English, with an emphasis in philosophy. And although he did some modeling and television commercial work to have an opportunity to travel, have fun and make some money after he graduated, he has always wanted to become a professional bass fisherman, and was encouraged when he was growing up by a neighbor who taught him the sport's finer points. A two-time U.S. Open champion in 1991 and 1996 on the professional circuit, Byron conveniently lives on a lake outside of Las Vegas. A flexible schedule allows him to spend a great deal of time on the water fishing, as well as traveling, but he's also a true outdoorsman and enjoys biking and hiking and watching the Weather Channel. The Bachelorettes need to beware of their competition: He does have one true love already - his Sony CyberShot DSC-F828 digital camera. " (Ok, that last part I added in... ) | |
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Byron said: "Byron Velvick, 40, a professional bass fisherman for 13 years, is a self-described hopeless romantic, and is excited and ready to find his soul-mate, get married and have a family.
Byron has been married once and divorced, but definitely enjoys being married more than single. He had never watched The Bachelor before, but his friends recommended he apply, so he's hoping that some "divine intervention" has placed him at the right place at the right time. He's looking for "an intelligent woman with wisdom, a good heart and someone with strong opinions." Byron is more concerned with finding a woman with whom he has a soul connection than a physical connection. A California native, Byron, who has one sister, graduated from University of California at Irvine with a degree in English, with an emphasis in philosophy. And although he did some modeling and television commercial work to have an opportunity to travel, have fun and make some money after he graduated, he has always wanted to become a professional bass fisherman, and was encouraged when he was growing up by a neighbor who taught him the sport's finer points. A two-time U.S. Open champion in 1991 and 1996 on the professional circuit, Byron conveniently lives on a lake outside of Las Vegas. A flexible schedule allows him to spend a great deal of time on the water fishing, as well as traveling, but he's also a true outdoorsman and enjoys biking and hiking and watching the Weather Channel. The Bachelorettes need to beware of their competition: He does have one true love already - his Sony CyberShot DSC-F828 digital camera. " (Ok, that last part I added in... )Who the fuck "enjoys watching The Weather Channel?" 
This dude's a dork. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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nakedpianoplayer said: im sure that anyone who looked into those beautiful eyes would melt right away, and the girls would fight like cats to get to be with him
byron seems so sweet and is handsome as well....  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: "Byron Velvick, 40, a professional bass fisherman for 13 years,
So basically he's unemployed. | |
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Sweeny79 said: Who the fuck "enjoys watching The Weather Channel?"
This dude's a dork. ...I missed that! | |
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He would be a more deserving contestant, as well as more deserving of the name Byron, if he had posed this way....
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Shiit4Brains said: Byron said: "Byron Velvick, 40, a professional bass fisherman for 13 years,
So basically he's unemployed. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Who the fuck "enjoys watching The Weather Channel?"
This dude's a dork. ...I missed that! How could you? That shit jumped right out at me! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: He would be a more deserving contestant, as well as more deserving of the name Byron, if he had posed this way....
 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: ...I missed that! How could you? That shit jumped right out at me! I just skimmed it..lol  | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: im sure that anyone who looked into those beautiful eyes would melt right away, and the girls would fight like cats to get to be with him
byron seems so sweet and is handsome as well....Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: nakedpianoplayer said: im sure that anyone who looked into those beautiful eyes would melt right away, and the girls would fight like cats to get to be with him
byron seems so sweet and is handsome as well....Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life.   To both you and naked... | |
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psychodelicide said: Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life.
most definately!! | |
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psychodelicide said: nakedpianoplayer said: im sure that anyone who looked into those beautiful eyes would melt right away, and the girls would fight like cats to get to be with him
byron seems so sweet and is handsome as well....Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life. But what do you think about our (the orgs) Byron? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Byron said: psychodelicide said: Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life. To both you and naked... You're welcome! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Natisse said: psychodelicide said: Co-sign! Byron is definitely a sweet guy who deserves a nice lady in his life.
most definately!!RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Byron said: He would be a more deserving contestant, as well as more deserving of the name Byron, if he had posed this way....
  [Edited 10/6/04 22:00pm] | |
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