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THE BALLAD OF MACAULLY CULKIN (or: what happens to very old org posts?) The Prince Org Soundtrack thread made me remember a lyric I wrote a while ago to the
melody of Dorothy Parker. Since threads from before any type of org re-modelling are not accessible from the org itself anymore I was wondering how come they are still on the internet? I mean, when I did a google search for "the ballad of Macauly Culkin" I immediately to my own original post on the screen. weird. So, just for a laugh, here it is again: THE BALLAD OF MACAULY CULKIN Macaully was a small boy, up in Neverland he slept in my bed Dishwater blond, small and fine, I liked to stroke his hips Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit in my interviews talking bout women's ass I needed someone with a slender build at last, MaCauly came fast. I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's I feel kinda horny MaCaully laughed, he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me" "Do you wanna lick my ass?" I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off cause I'm kind of in the mood for some he said "sounds like a bad joke to me" "mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?" "Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!' The phone rang and he said "That's Shelldon callin He wants a piece of you" Right then and there I knew it was through MaCaully was no longer in pre-school. I don't regret, the pay off cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes with the children I adopted As well, as pretending to be white through afflictions I adopted with my purse MaCaully stroked my buldge I got much wetter so I went back to the nursery room Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did I took another pre-teen home took his pants off Lizzy Tailor screamed "I should have told you sooner After what happened to 'Caully Culkin.." McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin Plea-he-he-ease, McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin [come back to me , go down on your knees...] Well... McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Ohooohoo and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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How wonderfully sick! | |
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Very Funny! | |
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Cloudbuster said: How wonderfully sick!
it is, isn't it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Horrible! | |
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