subhuman09 said:

I'll see you at your funeral.

You better show up this time.

meow85 said:

Either suits me.

That's it! You're outta my Will!

subhuman09 said:

Sorry I missed your last one. I was making a pie.

TheFrog said:

Devine brown to your Hugh Grant

Cloudbuster said:

That's it! You're outta my Will!

Cloudbuster said:

i was there.

we all sang, "Too Late for Goodbyes".

TheFrog said:

If you guys would've tried to stay in tune I wouldn't have woken back up!

Try to die for insurance money and this is the thanks I get?

subhuman09 said:

am i in your will?

quid pro quo.

TheFrog said:

I'm thinking about giving you my CD/DVD collection when I go.

You gotta share with lolly and sin though.

There's over 600 CDs and 100+ and more DVDs, so it's worth it.

subhuman09 said:

you can have my boxer shorts. There's one and a half pairs on my collection, so it's not worth it at all.

but it's the thought that counts, right?

meow85 said:

I was in your Will? Damn! I don't even know the guy. Is he your brother or something?

TheFrog said:

There's not a chance in hell they have 3 legs.

meow85 said:

am i in your will?

subhuman09 said:

(http://www.pregnancy.org/phpBB2/images/smiles/080402ouch_prv.gif)

TheFrog said:

Pregnancy.org?

TheFrog said:

Of course!


"To Frog I bequeath my used band-aid collection, and 23 bucks."

subhuman09 said:

it's a secret at the moment!

(caresses his burgeoning belly)

meow85 said:

you're generous!!

"To meow85 I bequeath a half-empty bottle of multivitamins (timed release, with Betatene TM), three unused pieces of chewing gum, a bandana and £50."

subhuman09 said:

it's a secret at the moment!

(caresses his burgeoning belly)

(Cloudbuster can have my recipe book-he likes cheap porn, right?)

subhuman09 said:

I ain't liking it that cheap. Umm, actually....

If you knew the recipes in there you'd be:

subhuman09 said:

Is there anything dwarf related in it?

Only the puddings.

I just had a fight with my sister. And over the stupidest thing, really. She borrowed, without asking, a skirt of mine. This alone would piss me off, but that's not all. I'm a size 0, she's a size 12.

The skirt was brand new, and not exactly cheap. It was also my only skirt. The fabric is stretched, and the elastic snapped. It's beyond repair.

After accusing me of being selfish for not wanting her to wear it, she's just stormed out.

Sometimes I hate her.

Just out of curiosity.. how did a size 12 FIT into a size 0 skirt... ???

subhuman09 said:

Cream pie puddings?

Cloudbuster said:

three potentially suggestive words together, but i can't quite make it sound rude when put together...