The Prince Org Soundtrack thread made me remember a lyric I wrote a while ago to the
melody of Dorothy Parker. Since threads from before any type of org re-modelling are
not accessible from the org itself anymore I was wondering how come they are still on
the internet?

I mean, when I did a google search for "the ballad of Macauly Culkin" I immediately
to my own original post on the screen.

weird.

So, just for a laugh, here it is again:


THE BALLAD OF MACAULY CULKIN


Macaully was a small boy, up in Neverland
he slept in my bed
Dishwater blond, small and fine,
I liked to stroke his hips

Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit
in my interviews
talking bout women's ass
I needed someone
with a slender build at last,
MaCauly came fast.

I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's
I feel kinda horny
MaCaully laughed,
he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me"
"Do you wanna lick my ass?"

I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off
cause I'm kind of in the mood for some
he said "sounds like a bad joke to me"
"mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?"
"Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was
Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!'
The phone rang and he said
"That's Shelldon callin
He wants a piece of you"
Right then and there I knew it was through
MaCaully was no longer in pre-school.

I don't regret, the pay off
cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes
with the children I adopted
As well, as pretending to be white
through afflictions I adopted with my purse
MaCaully stroked my buldge
I got much wetter
so I went back to the nursery room

Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did

I took another pre-teen home
took his pants off

Lizzy Tailor screamed
"I should have told you sooner
After what happened
to 'Caully Culkin.."

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin

Plea-he-he-ease,

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin
[come back to me , go down on your knees...]

Well...

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin,

Ohooohoo

How wonderfully sick!

Very Funny!

Cloudbuster said:

it is, isn't it

Horrible!