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Rodney Dangerfield - Dead at 82 One of my faves... maybe you'll get some respect in heaven.
Rodney Dangerfield Dies at Age 82 Tuesday, October 05, 2004 LOS ANGELES — Rodney Dangerfield, the bug-eyed comic whose self-deprecating one-liners brought him stardom in clubs, television and movies and made his lament "I don't get no respect" a catchphrase, died Tuesday. He was 82. Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m., said publicist Kevin Sasaki. Dangerfield had a heart valve replaced Aug. 25 at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center. Sasaki said in a statement that Dangerfield suffered a small stroke after the operation and developed infectious and abdominal complications. In the past week he had emerged from the coma, Sasaki said. Clad in a black suit, red tie and white shirt with collar that seemed too tight, Dangerfield convulsed audiences with lines such as: "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother," "When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out my act was reviewed in Field and Stream," and "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'" In a 1986 interview, he explained the origin of his "respect" trademark: "I had this joke: 'I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me.' To make it work better, you look for something to put in front of it: I was so poor, I was so dumb, so this so that. I thought, 'Now what fits that joke?' Well, 'no one liked me' was all right. But then I thought, a more profound thing would be, 'I get no respect.'" Thanks for all the laughs, Rodney. |
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oh man.. | |
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I loved him in "Easy Money" | |
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Another great star has been taken from us. RIP Rodney. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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No, nooooo!!!, I love his comedy. I remember watching him in Caddyshack movie. Now he will get lots of respect. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I guess he has stepped on his last duck. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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when he was in the hospital i just shrugged it off. i thought he was gonna get better. my favorite movie that he was in is natural born killers. he did his best acting in that one. | |
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Rodney Dangerfield was the man...No more old age...he is whatever he wants to be now!!!! Go Rodney, Godspeed and see ya later my man!!!
Rodney Dangerfield…. When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right! I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car. I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back." I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it." Oh, this girl was fat, when she walks backward, she starts beeping. I mean, fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging, I told her, "You're standing on my foot!" A lot of girls turn me down. One girl turned me down, she said she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, "I'll be finished by then!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. "Say it Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud!!!" - Brother James Brown
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R.I.P. Rodney "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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RIP, [snipped - June7]! | |
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Both flicks are classics. My heart goes out to the family. | |
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gman1966 said: Rodney Dangerfield…. When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right! I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car. I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back." I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it." Oh, this girl was fat, when she walks backward, she starts beeping. I mean, fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging, I told her, "You're standing on my foot!" A lot of girls turn me down. One girl turned me down, she said she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, "I'll be finished by then!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. [snipped - show some respect. ] | |
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R.I.P. - He was more than an inspiration, his humour had an effect on me beyond any other comedian.
Here's some of my favorite quotes I'm so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing. My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. My old man, I told him I'm tired of running around in circles, So he nailed my other foot to the floor. They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too ? I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted, "surprise me" I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. adding favs edit [Edited 10/6/04 10:41am] | |
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abierman said : gman1966 said: Rodney Dangerfield…. When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right! I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car. I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back." I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it." Oh, this girl was fat, when she walks backward, she starts beeping. I mean, fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging, I told her, "You're standing on my foot!" A lot of girls turn me down. One girl turned me down, she said she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, "I'll be finished by then!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. [snipped - June7]! That is just soo wrong! [Edited 10/6/04 9:25am] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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RIP Mr. Dangerfield I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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[snipped - June7]
Show a little respect even if you don't get his humor | |
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Very well said, slave2dagroove. I could not have said it better myself. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I thought that guy was so cool. He said that he wanted to get cloned by the Raelians? I wonder if he did it? | |
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abierman said: gman1966 said: Rodney Dangerfield…. When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right! I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car. I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back." I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it." Oh, this girl was fat, when she walks backward, she starts beeping. I mean, fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging, I told her, "You're standing on my foot!" A lot of girls turn me down. One girl turned me down, she said she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, "I'll be finished by then!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. [snipped - show some respect. ] Excuse me, but I have expressed my sincere 'RIP' earlier on this thread and have never applauded to his passing(come on, really!!). Since when is it wrong to say that I found him to be very unfunny? | |
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I'm surprised he was around as long as he was.
I hope he's at peace now, and thanks for Caddyshack and Back to School. | |
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Tuesday 5th October 2004 - The Day That Comedy Died, all the best Rodney.
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abierman said: abierman said: [snipped - show some respect. ] Excuse me, but I have expressed my sincere 'RIP' earlier on this thread and have never applauded to his passing(come on, really!!). Since when is it wrong to say that I found him to be very unfunny? This is as close as we're gonna get to expressing our sorrows and respect towards a man we, who clicked on this thread, are going to get. Call it an Org funeral, if you will... Would you go to a funeral and say, "hey... RIP, but I never liked you anyway." Why would you go at all... ??? |
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