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Printablesubhuman09 said: Christopher said: 
this is gold lol.....altho you couldve thrown tony m.'s name in there somwhere....he called crying from the walmart fake jewelery section. Thanks man! 
Tell him it's his fault that chick got fired and to quit trying to swallow the cubic zirconiums. Even if he uses balloons he's still gonna get indigestion. he says hes trying to fashion some bling bling for himself there lawl he was also busted for eating to may sample cheese cubes today. | |
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Christopher said: he says hes trying to fashion some bling bling for himself there lawl he was also busted for eating to may sample cheese cubes today. You know that lady was really freaking out he kept eyeing her like you see in cartoons and the guy's head turns into a large honey ham. She just decided to give him the cheese but he kept lurking over the sparkling cider getting more and more pissed that he wasn't getting any buzz off it. Last I heard I saw him over in the home decoration section drinking paint thinner. Not sure if that or the rap he did after was worse.  | |
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subhuman09 said: Christopher said: he says hes trying to fashion some bling bling for himself there lawl he was also busted for eating to may sample cheese cubes today. You know that lady was really freaking out he kept eyeing her like you see in cartoons and the guy's head turns into a large honey ham. She just decided to give him the cheese but he kept lurking over the sparkling cider getting more and more pissed that he wasn't getting any buzz off it. Last I heard I saw him over in the home decoration section drinking paint thinner. Not sure if that or the rap he did after was worse. 
at least he doesnt hang out in the feezer section and put the tv dinners down his pants anymore. | |
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Christopher said:
at least he doesnt hang out in the feezer section and put the tv dinners down his pants anymore. Yeah but I kinda wish he would after seeing him put one of this ready made roasted chickens down his pants and singing the Chicken Tonight song. "I feel like chicken tonight...like chicken tonight" Sad thing is I think he was just desperate for a meal.  | |
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Original: The Arms of Orion
Soundtrack Version: The Hooves of Zelaira (duet by Zelaira and subhuman09) S Zelaira's legs are wide enough U 2 hold loaves of bread together B Although she's on some other planet B I'd keep the bug zapper on 4 U Z In the pants of a melting quesadilla E I'll be with Prince 4 ever (Oh...Prince!) L Can you validate my parking? A I think the pizza's here chorus: D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Since U've been gone E I've been searching for your posts T In every forum there could ever be Tell me you still remember me, Zelly S When I'm bored and stuck at home U I just post till 7 B My penguin lost his contact again B Help me look behind the sofa, honey Z Prince only knows where I am tonight E Maybe he'll call and tell me L Till then I'll stay on my purple cloud and wait 4 him A (I guess the pizza guy got lost) chorus D Zelaira's legs are wide enough to close all threads 4 ever U 2 scare the newbies all away E The moderators never fail T 2 keep dental dam stories alive S Zelaira's mind is wild enough U 2 scare most folks 4 ever B Although I'm sure she's not human B I'd bail her out from jail at least once You know I'd pay the cab fare chorus D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Whips and chains and dental dams (Damn!) E Hope the pizza has extra cheese (Hungry) T Boring without U here, my dear (Zelly) D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) E That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) T Since U've been taking your medication (Oh babe) Since U've been postin' I've been wondering, wondering wondering Wondering you've been The hooves of Zelaira (hooves of Zelaira)  | |
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subhuman09 said: Original: The Arms of Orion
Soundtrack Version: The Hooves of Zelaira (duet by Zelaira and subhuman09) S Zelaira's legs are wide enough U 2 hold loaves of bread together B Although she's on some other planet B I'd keep the bug zapper on 4 U Z In the pants of a melting quesadilla E I'll be with Prince 4 ever (Oh...Prince!) L Can you validate my parking? A I think the pizza's here chorus: D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Since U've been gone E I've been searching for your posts T In every forum there could ever be Tell me you still remember me, Zelly S When I'm bored and stuck at home U I just post till 7 B My penguin lost his contact again B Help me look behind the sofa, honey Z Prince only knows where I am tonight E Maybe he'll call and tell me L Till then I'll stay on my purple cloud and wait 4 him A (I guess the pizza guy got lost) chorus D Zelaira's legs are wide enough to close all threads 4 ever U 2 scare the newbies all away E The moderators never fail T 2 keep dental dam stories alive S Zelaira's mind is wild enough U 2 scare most folks 4 ever B Although I'm sure she's not human B I'd bail her out from jail at least once You know I'd pay the cab fare chorus D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Whips and chains and dental dams (Damn!) E Hope the pizza has extra cheese (Hungry) T Boring without U here, my dear (Zelly) D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) E That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) T Since U've been taking your medication (Oh babe) Since U've been postin' I've been wondering, wondering wondering Wondering you've been The hooves of Zelaira (hooves of Zelaira) *sniff* It's beautiful 
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applekisses said: *sniff* It's beautiful
(but, mean )You should've seen my first idea! 
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subhuman09 said: Original: The Arms of Orion
Soundtrack Version: The Hooves of Zelaira (duet by Zelaira and subhuman09) S Zelaira's legs are wide enough U 2 hold loaves of bread together B Although she's on some other planet B I'd keep the bug zapper on 4 U Z In the pants of a melting quesadilla E I'll be with Prince 4 ever (Oh...Prince!) L Can you validate my parking? A I think the pizza's here chorus: D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Since U've been gone E I've been searching for your posts T In every forum there could ever be Tell me you still remember me, Zelly S When I'm bored and stuck at home U I just post till 7 B My penguin lost his contact again B Help me look behind the sofa, honey Z Prince only knows where I am tonight E Maybe he'll call and tell me L Till then I'll stay on my purple cloud and wait 4 him A (I guess the pizza guy got lost) chorus D Zelaira's legs are wide enough to close all threads 4 ever U 2 scare the newbies all away E The moderators never fail T 2 keep dental dam stories alive S Zelaira's mind is wild enough U 2 scare most folks 4 ever B Although I'm sure she's not human B I'd bail her out from jail at least once You know I'd pay the cab fare chorus D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Whips and chains and dental dams (Damn!) E Hope the pizza has extra cheese (Hungry) T Boring without U here, my dear (Zelly) D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) E That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) T Since U've been taking your medication (Oh babe) Since U've been postin' I've been wondering, wondering wondering Wondering you've been The hooves of Zelaira (hooves of Zelaira) Poetry sheer poetry..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: subhuman09 said: Original: The Arms of Orion
Soundtrack Version: The Hooves of Zelaira (duet by Zelaira and subhuman09) S Zelaira's legs are wide enough U 2 hold loaves of bread together B Although she's on some other planet B I'd keep the bug zapper on 4 U Z In the pants of a melting quesadilla E I'll be with Prince 4 ever (Oh...Prince!) L Can you validate my parking? A I think the pizza's here chorus: D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Since U've been gone E I've been searching for your posts T In every forum there could ever be Tell me you still remember me, Zelly S When I'm bored and stuck at home U I just post till 7 B My penguin lost his contact again B Help me look behind the sofa, honey Z Prince only knows where I am tonight E Maybe he'll call and tell me L Till then I'll stay on my purple cloud and wait 4 him A (I guess the pizza guy got lost) chorus D Zelaira's legs are wide enough to close all threads 4 ever U 2 scare the newbies all away E The moderators never fail T 2 keep dental dam stories alive S Zelaira's mind is wild enough U 2 scare most folks 4 ever B Although I'm sure she's not human B I'd bail her out from jail at least once You know I'd pay the cab fare chorus D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U Whips and chains and dental dams (Damn!) E Hope the pizza has extra cheese (Hungry) T Boring without U here, my dear (Zelly) D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be U That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) E That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira) T Since U've been taking your medication (Oh babe) Since U've been postin' I've been wondering, wondering wondering Wondering you've been The hooves of Zelaira (hooves of Zelaira) Poetry sheer poetry.....  say  and thank you.
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