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Printablesinister said: Here is another pretty self explanatory....
Original- All the critics love you in New York My version- All the cliques ignore you on the org U can make a thread if U want 2 -- All the cliques ignore U on the org Even if your thread is really neat, To them your obsolete -- on the org U say what U want 2, it doesn't matter -- on the org U could show a pic of your new freshly cut hair, It's not like they'd care -- on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org Why U can dedicate any song U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org They won't say thats good or yeah that's very sweet -- on the org Bitterness and more is all u're headed 4 -- but don't show it The reason that you're cool is 'cuz you don't care about them fools, and now they know it All The cliques ignore U on the org U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore you, All The cliques ignore you All The cliques ignore on the org It's time 4 a new direction It's time 4 mafia's 2 die 6th day of October The clique's are riding high Don't give up -- I'll still talk 2 U All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U , All The cliques ignore U All The cliques ignore U on the org ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ([fucked me over]) All The cliques ignore U, All The cliques ignore U All The cliques ignore U on the org Whaddayou lookin' at, punks? Look out all U bitches, U ain't better than me It ain't about the cliques', just your personality -- turn it up U can give a fuck if U want 2 All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org (Yes, we're certain of it, they are definitely not paying attention to me) All The cliques ignore U on the org It's your loss your bitches! [Edited 10/6/04 6:36am]    God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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sinister said: This one is for the Newbies and orgers who are mean to them.....
Original-Hello My Version- Hello Hello Hello I told myself I wasn't gonna ever post I'd rather lurk around instead It was ok and everything was cool Until I made an introduction thread Hello (intro thread) Hello Hello Hi my name Dre and Im here to make some friends I live in Phoenix and I drive a crappy car No "How you doing" Or "Nice to meet you" Just up yours biatch welcome to the org! (org) They call themselves cool but I call them mean I guess im used to seeing them around And Orgers by nature are very nice But some of them act like Assclowns Im not afraid (don't be afraid to post) Cause there are some pretty nice folks (some nice folks) I post when I want and make threads About who and whatever I want And I don't care and that's for sure Im against assclown orgers my record stands tall But there are so many of em in this forum I will do what I can, but if you newbies don't understand Just know your friend list will grow And a newbie introducing themselves will go Hello Hello (everybody) You should be nice to newbies No need to be rude A simple hello will do Just remember you were once new Be nice cause nice is cool Why can't everyone be like Natisse She is so nice to you I know I only make threads for my own amusement And I don't care what you think of me Call me a fraud or an uncaring wretch My name is Dre and the person I only aim to please is me Not you and yours but myself and mine Is this thread cool enough? It's a cool Thread A cool Thread See Threads are like shows they are just entertainment I wish your were entertained but your hating right now so you are not entertained Some threads are not definetly not entertaining Some are weapons and tools of destruction with every word they put down What would life be with boring or hateful threads around? Come now isn't life on the org a little better with threads that are cool? ASSCLOWNS 
Maybe you should have wrote this with a crayon? 
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AWESOME!!! THE THREAD OF THE YEAR. SINISTER RULES!!!!
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AsylumUtopia said: Mach said: LOVE it
 Me too. . Best one yet!
Here's a little number I tossed off recently while bored at work: If I Was Your Orgfriend "Look at the arguments over here, orgers..." If I was your orgfriend Would U remember 2 orgnote me all the things U forgot When I was online? Hey, when I was online If I was your org buddy Would U let me correct U and spell all the words That you my org friend can’t Oh my org friend can’t If I was your orgfriend If I was your orgfriend If I was your orgfriend Would U let me spell check I mean, help U pick out the mistakes Before you hit “Post” Not that you're helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein' able to spell’s about If this was your one and only account Would U orgnote me if somebody flamed U Even if that somebody was me? Sometimes I org pop on how happy we could be Please If I was your orgfriend If I was your orgfriend Would U let me ruin your thread Could I make U an avatar sometime Or then, could we just hang out, I mean Could we go 2 P&R and cry together Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine If I was your orgfriend Baby can I check U I mean, help U pick lower case Because you often shout (If I was your orgfriend) Listen orger, I ain't sayin you're clueless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein' a buddy’s about (grammar) Orger do U know where I'm posting from this evening? (spelling) Maybe U think I'm being Anally retentive (if I was your orgfriend) But I, I said I want 2 teach (grammar) you all the words U cannot spell (spelling) Surely, surely U can see (if I was your orgfriend) {{title repeated in background}} Is it really necessary 4 me 2 sign out of the org just because U wanna confess? I mean, we don't have 2 make threads to have a chat And then, we don't have 2 org note 2 have an argument Your spelling's what I'm all about Can U spell yet? I'll show U Why not? U can think it's because I'm your friend I'll do it 4 U Of course I'll spell check your thread for U! And when it’s correct, what shall I do? How can I make U use the spell check tool? Can't U just proof read? If I was your orgfriend U would Oh, yeah, I think so Listen, 4 U’re sake I would rewrite your threads Would that help you out? Then tell me what will! If I was your orgfriend, would U tell me? Would U let me change your avatar then? Would U let me give U a dictionary? Would U let me correct U so much U'd spit and cry And would U, would U let me change U’re signature You know down there where it counts I'll do it so good I swear I'll change every word And then I'll teach you when to use there and their And two and too and together we'll stare at the dictionary And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what correct spelling looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what correct spelling looks like Yeah, we'll try… I bow before true greatness  That was the best one so far!Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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This one is about MsSmartypants and her always giving me a hard time...
Original- Chocolate My version- Man Whore Ahhh! (too funky) Everytime when Im out on a thread Most people are posting but I flirt instead Then you called me a cyber pimp But I noticed you waited till I was gone! What a little wimp! (Damn!) Manwhore (uhh why you calling me) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!) Everynight when I see Sweeny on I take her to the chat where we can be alone Now I ain't trying to brag baby....but if I ever get you outta them clothes... I'll work that body so hard and you know I'll curl them toes! (lookout!) Manwhore (uhh why you calling me) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd! Don't call me that!) Don't call me that no more! Manwhore (Manwhore?) Manwhore (Giggalo?) Manwhore (Backoff!) Don't call me that no more! (Come on now!) (Yessss) (Listen to me now....) When Im flirting Im telling you about doing all the nasty things I want to do I'd make it so nice you know I could Wouldn't you like me to luv ya? Baby im sure you would Manwhore (Ahhh!) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd!) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Watchout!) Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!) Oh MsSmartypants whats the problem? Why don't you like me? You don't like me flirting with women I do it so well.... Do you want to see my tootsie roll 
Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Ladies love me...all night and day.... Ahhh! NWF play your guitar...  I got a fever and the only cure is tapping on this cowbell!
Give me some girls Uhh! Give me some girls Uhh! Give me some girls Uhh! Girls! Uhh! Manwhore (Oh nasty!) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd!) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Have no fear I make a good PB&J come get some!) Manwhore (Ahhh! Don't call me that no more!) Ahhh! Listen to me now! Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Can't nobody fuck with me! Im the man! Lookout! Ahhh! NWF you gotta step on the gas we gotta get the hell outta here! Manwhore Manwhore Manwhore Nesseone,AGCM,Kdowney,Redfeathers,Lollypop,Lillith,Psycodelicide I'll flirt with whoever I want to ya'll can't stop me! Too cool.....Sexy....Im sexy...sexy to the bone...whatcha gonna do with me? When were all alone? Lookout! Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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someone needs to dedicate a remix to their org sweetie me thinks...since they have 'supposedly' given up their man whoring days 
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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sinister said: This one is about MsSmartypants and her always giving me a hard time...
Original- Chocolate My version- Man Whore Ahhh! (too funky) Everytime when Im out on a thread Most people are posting but I flirt instead Then you called me a cyber pimp But I noticed you waited till I was gone! What a little wimp! (Damn!) Manwhore (uhh why you calling me) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!) Everynight when I see Sweeny on I take her to the chat where we can be alone Now I ain't trying to brag baby....but if I ever get you outta them clothes... I'll work that body so hard and you know I'll curl them toes! (lookout!) Manwhore (uhh why you calling me) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd! Don't call me that!) Don't call me that no more! Manwhore (Manwhore?) Manwhore (Giggalo?) Manwhore (Backoff!) Don't call me that no more! (Come on now!) (Yessss) (Listen to me now....) When Im flirting Im telling you about doing all the nasty things I want to do I'd make it so nice you know I could Wouldn't you like me to luv ya? Baby im sure you would Manwhore (Ahhh!) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd!) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Watchout!) Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!) Oh MsSmartypants whats the problem? Why don't you like me? You don't like me flirting with women I do it so well.... Do you want to see my tootsie roll
Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Ladies love me...all night and day.... Ahhh! NWF play your guitar... I got a fever and the only cure is tapping on this cowbell!
Give me some girls Uhh! Give me some girls Uhh! Give me some girls Uhh! Girls! Uhh! Manwhore (Oh nasty!) Manwhore (what you call me that for?) Manwhore (Oh lawd!) Manwhore (Don't call me that!) Manwhore (Have no fear I make a good PB&J come get some!) Manwhore (Ahhh! Don't call me that no more!) Ahhh! Listen to me now! Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Can't nobody fuck with me! Im the man! Lookout! Ahhh! NWF you gotta step on the gas we gotta get the hell outta here! Manwhore Manwhore Manwhore Nesseone,AGCM,Kdowney,Redfeathers,Lollypop,Lillith,Psycodelicide I'll flirt with whoever I want to ya'll can't stop me! Too cool.....Sexy....Im sexy...sexy to the bone...whatcha gonna do with me? When were all alone? Lookout!  I luvs ya Dre!    In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Here is another one....(where do I come up with this stuff!?!? )
Original- Movie Star My version- Org Superstar Let's see, Lyric to dedicate - check Thread topic - check New Profile picture - double check! I'ma get some serious attention 2night, think I ain't? Let's see, if I tell MrJoker and Subhuman 2 meet me 11 then I creep at 10 That'll give me an hour of free reign Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers) 9:30 - Logging on I had a couple sips of wine ohhhh! - I swear 2 God My profile pic was lookin fine Everybody at the org freaked When I posted my first picture of me They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya" I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen U know what I mean?" Tell U what's good It's a good thing we can lurk cause I got people orgnoting me like crazy! Next time I won't wear that tank top when I take my next profile picture.... I wonder how they got emoticons in the orgnotes now? Man, this ain't like them chatrooms I used 2 go 2 That's alright, I'm still so fresh and so clean 2night, hey, I'm a Org Superstar! I see myself on my monitor screen, huh 2night, it don't matter who U are I'm the only star on the scene U know what I mean? Man, I hate makin' threads But I like them views, think I don't? Hmph Check me out I just post in a thread, don't even look at the topic Just start posting whatever I want Start flirting with whoever is there Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot! Ha, ha, ha – shit Joker was right Im Bold....Lawd Ouch! Ha, ha Baby, do U want me, do U want me, want me to make you a thread? 2night, I'm a Org Superstar I see myself up on my monitor screen 2night, it don't matter I'm the star on the scene Ouch! MrJoker was right They thread I made caught fire quick, people loved it Baby, I was poppin' Dedicated one song, wrote something funny, made another thread Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin' Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'! Somebody say "Org Superstar!" So check it out, U wanna chat? Are U some sort of photo whore or whatever U call it? Oh wow, that's dog What? Speak up, I can't hear you over all that B.S Maybe U can hear this? (shows her a picture of himself) Am I supposed 2 be impressed? That's right, Im a sexy man Check it out, baby U wanna chat now? Maybe next time Yeah right, chatroom is not big enough, you big asscow Ooh, the mix, Im all in the mix Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show U a few tricks Can I chat with U? 
Baby, let's creep to Yahoo messenger, I had enough of this action Org people, in this thread Give everybody here a dedication or somethin' Man, I don't care I got time 2 kill, Im cute and my threads are thumpin' Yo baby, make me an apreciation thread "Yo baby" my behind, Im not making you no threads! Say Org Peeps, can I get a appreciation thread? No?! As much joy as I have brought to this nasty joint? U need 2 be slapped! Darlin', shall we leave now? Go 2 Hades, punks! So U like my yahoo chat backround? It's not my favorite color, but it's ok Say, how long you been on the org? What's the biggest chatroom U've ever been in? So, who's your favorite Prince band member? Wendy? Lisa? Dr Fink? Sheila E still makes me horny Tony M still makes me want 2 go to the bathroom to shit I really liked the Lovesexy band personally, have you seen them live? Umm you didn't just log off did you? Oh wow, that's dog! Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Here is another one....(where do I come up with this stuff!?!?
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Original- Movie Star My version- Org Superstar Let's see, Lyric to dedicate - check Thread topic - check New Profile picture - double check! I'ma get some serious attention 2night, think I ain't? Let's see, if I tell MrJoker and Subhuman 2 meet me 11 then I creep at 10 That'll give me an hour of free reign Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers) 9:30 - Logging on I had a couple sips of wine ohhhh! - I swear 2 God My profile pic was lookin fine Everybody at the org freaked When I posted my first picture of me They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya" I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen U know what I mean?" Tell U what's good It's a good thing we can lurk cause I got people orgnoting me like crazy! Next time I won't wear that tank top when I take my next profile picture.... I wonder how they got emoticons in the orgnotes now? Man, this ain't like them chatrooms I used 2 go 2 That's alright, I'm still so fresh and so clean 2night, hey, I'm a Org Superstar! I see myself on my monitor screen, huh 2night, it don't matter who U are I'm the only star on the scene U know what I mean? Man, I hate makin' threads But I like them views, think I don't? Hmph Check me out I just post in a thread, don't even look at the topic Just start posting whatever I want Start flirting with whoever is there Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot! Ha, ha, ha – shit Joker was right Im Bold....Lawd Ouch! Ha, ha Baby, do U want me, do U want me, want me to make you a thread? 2night, I'm a Org Superstar I see myself up on my monitor screen 2night, it don't matter I'm the star on the scene Ouch! MrJoker was right They thread I made caught fire quick, people loved it Baby, I was poppin' Dedicated one song, wrote something funny, made another thread Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin' Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'! Somebody say "Org Superstar!" So check it out, U wanna chat? Are U some sort of photo whore or whatever U call it? Oh wow, that's dog What? Speak up, I can't hear you over all that B.S Maybe U can hear this? (shows her a picture of himself) Am I supposed 2 be impressed? That's right, Im a sexy man Check it out, baby U wanna chat now? Maybe next time Yeah right, chatroom is not big enough, you big asscow Ooh, the mix, Im all in the mix Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show U a few tricks Can I chat with U?
Baby, let's creep to Yahoo messenger, I had enough of this action Org people, in this thread Give everybody here a dedication or somethin' Man, I don't care I got time 2 kill, Im cute and my threads are thumpin' Yo baby, make me an apreciation thread "Yo baby" my behind, Im not making you no threads! Say Org Peeps, can I get a appreciation thread? No?! As much joy as I have brought to this nasty joint? U need 2 be slapped! Darlin', shall we leave now? Go 2 Hades, punks! So U like my yahoo chat backround? It's not my favorite color, but it's ok Say, how long you been on the org? What's the biggest chatroom U've ever been in? So, who's your favorite Prince band member? Wendy? Lisa? Dr Fink? Sheila E still makes me horny Tony M still makes me want 2 go to the bathroom to shit I really liked the Lovesexy band personally, have you seen them live? Umm you didn't just log off did you? Oh wow, that's dog!
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
LMFAO!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Yet another.....Feel free to participate everyone.....And thanks to those who have thrown their song in.....
Original- Partyup My version- Jack the Thread I don't give a damn! About your topic man Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread Good or bad Your topics just a drag Jack the thread! Jack the thread Got to, got to, got to jack the thread Jack it! Got to jack it now babe This boring thread and has got to go Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo) How you gonna make a thread this boring I don't even know This thread is bad And I want to laugh Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread This topic's a snore and such a fucking bore Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to, got to, got to jack the thread Jack it! (uh uh) Got to jack it now babe (ohh ohh) Its all about the subject line Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo) Im not gonna post if its boring all the damn time! Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread Just because you decided to post a thread about your day And the what your boss had to say Or about what toothpaste you use Should we hear such boring abuse? This boring thread and has got to go Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread (x's 5) You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more Cause we don't wanna jack no more Cause we don't wanna jack no MORE! Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Yet another.....Feel free to participate everyone.....And thanks to those who have thrown their song in.....
Original- Partyup My version- Jack the Thread I don't give a damn! About your topic man Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread Good or bad Your topics just a drag Jack the thread! Jack the thread Got to, got to, got to jack the thread Jack it! Got to jack it now babe This boring thread and has got to go Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo) How you gonna make a thread this boring I don't even know This thread is bad And I want to laugh Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread This topic's a snore and such a fucking bore Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to, got to, got to jack the thread Jack it! (uh uh) Got to jack it now babe (ohh ohh) Its all about the subject line Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo) Im not gonna post if its boring all the damn time! Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread Just because you decided to post a thread about your day And the what your boss had to say Or about what toothpaste you use Should we hear such boring abuse? This boring thread and has got to go Jack the thread Jack the thread Got to jack the thread (x's 5) You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore Cause we don't wanna jack no more Cause we don't wanna jack no more Cause we don't wanna jack no MORE!
This is my favorite so far. It's funny cause it's true. | |
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sinister said: NWF play your guitar... I got a fever and the only cure is tapping on this cowbell!
NWF you gotta step on the gas we gotta get the hell outta here!  NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Another one....
Original- Purple Rain My version- You got flamed I never really meant 2 call u an dumbfuck I really meant 2 call u a piece of shit instead I only want 2 see you in pain your fucking bastard I only wanted 2 see your bitch ass get flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed I never wanted your ho ass on my thread I only wish your computer crashed you fuck You sick fuck, I would never wish you on another It’s such a shame bitches like you and your momma suck You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed Fucker I know, I know, I know they might ban me But it’s time everyone knows your a fucking fool You son of bitch you U say your a good orger But u can’t seem to stop being a dick I think u should take the dick outta your mouth And let me guide u off my fucking thread You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed If you know an orger like this here C’mon raise your hand You got flamed, You got flamed I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u Off my fucking thread (begin waving lighters and chanting along with the song....) Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Another one....
Original- Purple Rain My version- You got flamed I never really meant 2 call u an dumbfuck I really meant 2 call u a piece of shit instead I only want 2 see you in pain your fucking bastard I only wanted 2 see your bitch ass get flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed I never wanted your ho ass on my thread I only wish your computer crashed you fuck You sick fuck, I would never wish you on another It’s such a shame bitches like you and your momma suck You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed Fucker I know, I know, I know they might ban me But it’s time everyone knows your a fucking fool You son of bitch you U say your a good orger But u can’t seem to stop being a dick I think u should take the dick outta your mouth And let me guide u off my fucking thread You got flamed, You got flamed You got flamed, You got flamed If you know an orger like this here C’mon raise your hand You got flamed, You got flamed I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u Off my fucking thread (begin waving lighters and chanting along with the song....) POETRY! SHEER POETRY!
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Sinister, every time I think you've reached the pinnacle of your parody writing career you write a better one. I would truly love to hear Prince doing 'You got flamed'.
And now, my latest offering, originally 'Little Red Corvette'..... No one read my thread I guess I shoulda known By the way I write my R's sideways That it wouldn't last See you're the kinda people That believe in viewin' threads once Click 'em and leave 'em fast I guess I must be dumb 'Cuz I had a screen full of orgnotes Old ones and all of them viewed But it was Saturday night I guessed my topic was all right And I thought what have I got 2 lose? And honey I say No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast No one read my thread I need a topic that's gonna last I guess I shoulda closed my eyes When I clicked on 2 the place Marked "Org Photo Gallery" 'Cuz I felt a little ill When I saw all the pictures Of Prince in red silk shorts lookin' twee Believe it or not I started a thread About those yellow assless pants And it was Saturday night I thought that would make it all right And U post, "Baby, did U see Prince's ass?" Oh yeah No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast, yes U do No one read my thread I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last A topic like yours (A topic like yours) Oughta be removed (Oughta be removed) 'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene ('Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene) Move over mods (Move over mods) Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys) I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines (I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines) No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast No one read my thread I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last Noone read my thread Honey U got 2 slow down (Got 2 slow down) Noone read my thread 'Cuz if U don't u gonna run my Little unread thread right in the ground (Noone read my thread) Right down 2 the ground (Honey U got 2 slow down) U, U, U got 2 slow down (Noone read my thread) You're clickin' much 2 fast (2 fast) I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last Girl, U got an avatar like I never seen And the sig... I say the sig is so smooth Is that avatar a limousine? Baby you're much 2 fast No one read my thread I need a thread, I need a thread that's That's gonna last (No one read my thread) U got 2 slow down (U got 2 slow down) No one read my thread 'Cuz if U don't, 'cuz if U don't, U gonna run my thread right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) No one read my thread Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: Sinister, every time I think you've reached the pinnacle of your parody writing career you write a better one. I would truly love to hear Prince doing 'You got flamed'.
And now, my latest offering, originally 'Little Red Corvette'..... No one read my thread I guess I shoulda known By the way I write my R's sideways That it wouldn't last See you're the kinda people That believe in viewin' threads once Click 'em and leave 'em fast I guess I must be dumb 'Cuz I had a screen full of orgnotes Old ones and all of them viewed But it was Saturday night I guessed my topic was all right And I thought what have I got 2 lose? And honey I say No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast No one read my thread I need a topic that's gonna last I guess I shoulda closed my eyes When I clicked on 2 the place Marked "Org Photo Gallery" 'Cuz I felt a little ill When I saw all the pictures Of Prince in red silk shorts lookin' twee Believe it or not I started a thread About those yellow assless pants And it was Saturday night I thought that would make it all right And U post, "Baby, did U see Prince's ass?" Oh yeah No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast, yes U do No one read my thread I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last A topic like yours (A topic like yours) Oughta be removed (Oughta be removed) 'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene ('Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene) Move over mods (Move over mods) Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys) I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines (I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines) No one read my thread Baby you scroll 2 fast No one read my thread I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last Noone read my thread Honey U got 2 slow down (Got 2 slow down) Noone read my thread 'Cuz if U don't u gonna run my Little unread thread right in the ground (Noone read my thread) Right down 2 the ground (Honey U got 2 slow down) U, U, U got 2 slow down (Noone read my thread) You're clickin' much 2 fast (2 fast) I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last Girl, U got an avatar like I never seen And the sig... I say the sig is so smooth Is that avatar a limousine? Baby you're much 2 fast No one read my thread I need a thread, I need a thread that's That's gonna last (No one read my thread) U got 2 slow down (U got 2 slow down) No one read my thread 'Cuz if U don't, 'cuz if U don't, U gonna run my thread right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) Right into the ground (Right into the ground) No one read my thread Asylum that was AWESOME! I was trying to come up with something for Little Red Corvette but nothing sounded good.....But that version is excellent! Keep em coming!Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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Ok this one was a tricky one to do but it was fun! My favorite so far of all the ones I made.... 
Original- Joy in Repetition My version- The Org is repetitious He like to frequent the Prince music and more section Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?" 4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?" These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he walked into this place. No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day in the same town he was forced to stay in? I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat I mean really what is going on? 4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales?? I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail? So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more) He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game" He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain) 2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said... I said Ban me, Ban me. The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org, I wish people would participate Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org I'll say Ban me, Org Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Ok this one was a tricky one to do but it was fun! My favorite so far of all the ones I made....
Original- Joy in Repetition My version- The Org is repetitious He like to frequent the Prince music and more section Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?" 4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?" These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he walked into this place. No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day in the same town he was forced to stay in? I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat I mean really what is going on? 4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales?? I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail? So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more) He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game" He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain) 2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said... I said Ban me, Ban me. The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org, I wish people would participate Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org I'll say Ban me, Org Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss 
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Original: 200 Balloons
New and quite possibly improved: 200 Fam Noobs by: subby Who writes a thread better than 200 Fam Noobs? Nobody! Get to it! 25 to 3 am Org's been moving slow Postin' bout Lovesexy just so you know Someone says it's nasty other loves it so Everybody doesn't know that I'm just on the go Post with me- 200 Fam Noobs Firin' up the Org Every mornin', noon and night Maybe if I had a life It wouldn't feel so right If you read my thread once You gotta post on it twice Post some spam If ya wanna treat me nice C'mon everybody- 200 Fam Noobs Everybody's flamin'-post with me! Post with me! (Just do it!) Find your emoticon mind Don't make me tell that story bout your momma 200 Fam Noobs Orgnote me in the morning And I'll think you're my new star I made your post hit fire Now you're goin' far C'mon folks 200 Fam Noobs Chatroom-hell no! 200 Fam Noobs Post with me! C'mon and post with me. Chatroom-hell no! 200 Fam Noobs Back in 6/04 I joined to put you to the test Nobody fucks with me-'cause I'm the best Gonna make you cry Go find your friends and phone subby's back to play You best just come on home Who writes a thread better than 200 Fam Noobs? Nobody! | |
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sinister said: Ok this one was a tricky one to do but it was fun! My favorite so far of all the ones I made....
Original- Joy in Repetition My version- The Org is repetitious He like to frequent the Prince music and more section Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?" 4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?" These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he walked into this place. No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day in the same town he was forced to stay in? I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat I mean really what is going on? 4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales?? I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail? So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more) He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game" He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain) 2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said... I said Ban me, Ban me. The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org, I wish people would participate Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org I'll say Ban me, Org Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss Bwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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sinister said: Ok this one was a tricky one to do but it was fun! My favorite so far of all the ones I made....
Original- Joy in Repetition My version- The Org is repetitious He like to frequent the Prince music and more section Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?" 4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?" These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he walked into this place. No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day in the same town he was forced to stay in? I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat I mean really what is going on? 4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales?? I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail? So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more) He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game" He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain) 2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said... I said Ban me, Ban me. The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org, I wish people would participate Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org I'll say Ban me, Org Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss Brilliant!!!! | |
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My sides are hurting. Sinister. . .
I'm too sleepy to do this, but don't you think Don't Talk To Strangers is begging for an org remake? Don't Talk To Newbies, maybe? | |
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This one actually predates the .org... but it's a Internet fan classic. For those of you unfamiliar with the Crystal Ball mess and the "Naysayers," check out the alt.music.prince FAQ (specifically, question 2.5).
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moderatorThere was an orger whom he sent an orgnote 2 Hoping she would answer back now wasn't that a foolhardy Notion on the part of a sometime lonely poster? acting out a whim is only good for a warning from a mod There was a dame from NPGMC who instisted that he come there Then left him for a real fam from Housequake now isn't that ashame that sometimes orging is a waste of time and leaves you with nothing? prince.org only seems to buy a constant warning from a mod Ooooh Ooh these stupid lame ass threads are driving me crazy! My friends all say it's just a phase but oooh oh everyday is a flaming day I'm blinded the daisies in your avatar There was a woman from australia who made funny post just like zelaira how was I too know that she would have the same avie as you and have the same sig the same sig that you do whenever I would reply to your post all I get is a constant warning from a mod OoooOh Oooh People here are flaming me like crazy! My friends all say it's just a phase, but oooooh oh every single day is a flaming day I'm blind by the daises in your avatar There was a orger (there was a orger) whom he sent an orgnote 2 (whom he sent an orgnote 2) (hoping she would answer back) she never answered back and now (wasn't that a foolhardy) he got a warning from a mod. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: There was an orger whom he sent an orgnote 2 Hoping she would answer back now wasn't that a foolhardy Notion on the part of a sometime lonely poster? acting out a whim is only good for a warning from a mod There was a dame from NPGMC who instisted that he come there Then left him for a real fam from Housequake now isn't that ashame that sometimes orging is a waste of time and leaves you with nothing? prince.org only seems to buy a constant warning from a mod Ooooh Ooh these stupid lame ass threads are driving me crazy! My friends all say it's just a phase but oooh oh everyday is a flaming day I'm blinded the daisies in your avatar There was a woman from australia who made funny post just like zelaira how was I too know that she would have the same avie as you and have the same sig the same sig that you do whenever I would reply to your post all I get is a constant warning from a mod OoooOh Oooh People here are flaming me like crazy! My friends all say it's just a phase, but oooooh oh every single day is a flaming day I'm blind by the daises in your avatar There was a orger (there was a orger) whom he sent an orgnote 2 (whom he sent an orgnote 2) (hoping she would answer back) she never answered back and now (wasn't that a foolhardy) he got a warning from a mod. I can't breathe!!! | |
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sinister said: Ok this one was a tricky one to do but it was fun! My favorite so far of all the ones I made....
Original- Joy in Repetition My version- The Org is repetitious He like to frequent the Prince music and more section Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?" 4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?" These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he walked into this place. No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day in the same town he was forced to stay in? I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat I mean really what is going on? 4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales?? I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail? So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more) He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game" He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain) 2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious The Org is repetitious I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said... I said Ban me, Ban me. The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org is repetitious Alright, Org, I wish people would participate Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org is repetitious Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org I'll say Ban me, Org Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss Oh my god!! Can I just be in the same room with you and just bask in your prescence, you brilliant motherfucker, you!!!! | |
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subhuman09 said: Prozac and Squirrels (Diamonds and Pearls):
For Zelaira This will be the night, that you give your final fright Then maybe you will go away I guess I'm just here too Don't know what to do Now tell me who you're gonna screw Chorus: If I gave you Prozac and Squirrels Would you not mention your love for ass pearls? If I could, I'd ban you myself But all I can do is just roll my eyes in disgust. I know you claim you're tight But damn girl that ain't right, Why can't you just go play outside. Am I just posting spam? Is it my master plan 'Cause I understand that you've been posting again (Chorus) P to the R to the O to the Z to the A to the Z to the Squirrels on drugs. (repeat ad nauseam) Are you just a mime Running out of time Too outspoken to keep your drawers on right 'Cause you're bout to find My lunch ain't tastin' right You been doing this every night (Chorus) There are real tears flowing from my eyes right now. | |
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sinister said: Here is another pretty self explanatory....
Original- All the critics love you in New York My version- All the cliques ignore you on the org U can make a thread if U want 2 -- All the cliques ignore U on the org Even if your thread is really neat, To them your obsolete -- on the org U say what U want 2, it doesn't matter -- on the org U could show a pic of your new freshly cut hair, It's not like they'd care -- on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org Why U can dedicate any song U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org They won't say thats good or yeah that's very sweet -- on the org Bitterness and more is all u're headed 4 -- but don't show it The reason that you're cool is 'cuz you don't care about them fools, and now they know it All The cliques ignore U on the org U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore you, All The cliques ignore you All The cliques ignore on the org It's time 4 a new direction It's time 4 mafia's 2 die 6th day of October The clique's are riding high Don't give up -- I'll still talk 2 U All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U , All The cliques ignore U All The cliques ignore U on the org ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit ([fucked me over]) All The cliques ignore U, All The cliques ignore U All The cliques ignore U on the org Whaddayou lookin' at, punks? Look out all U bitches, U ain't better than me It ain't about the cliques', just your personality -- turn it up U can give a fuck if U want 2 All The cliques ignore U on the org All The cliques ignore U on the org (Yes, we're certain of it, they are definitely not paying attention to me) All The cliques ignore U on the org It's your loss your bitches! [Edited 10/6/04 6:36am] Holy shit! This is my favorite one right here!!! | |
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Sinister, you so fucking rock! I was a seriously shitty day but now I am rollin'. Thank you.
THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!! | |
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