This one is about Zelaira featuring Subhuman on backup vocals.....

Original song- Love Bizarre
My version- Thread Bizarre


Prince is like the moon above
and shines down upon our skin

I would lick the sweat of Prince's nipples like they were M&M's
I bet Prince's man milk tastes just like sour cream
Have you ever masturbated to Gold in the back of a Dairy Queen?

That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre
That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre

Ever made strawberry Funyons
ate them and became horny at the zoo?

Prince is so fine I'd lick his bunyons
and bathe in his man goo

Ever swallow a penis and laugh when Craig Kilborn tells a joke?
If Prince ate bad tofu...
would that make you use a dildo on a boat?

That's what we want
we all want a thread bizarre

Prince is like the moon above
and shines down upon our skin

I would lick the sweat of Prince's nipples like they were M&M's
I bet Prince's man milk tastes just like sour cream
Have you ever masturbated to Gold in the back of a Dairy Queen?

That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre
That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre

sinister said:

Ok-only if I get to do a death metal remix!

subhuman09 said:

hehe sounds like I got to get to the lab for a SinDitty remix

Ok I don't ever EVER venture into the P&R section but I know those who do and this is for and about the P&R section.....

Original song-Alphabet St.
My version- P&R St.


No!

I'm going down 2 P&R Street
I'm gonna scold each conservative I meet
I'm gonna talk so liberal
They will hate me from my head 2 my feet

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they will
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna bash somebody's religion today (Somebody's religion today)
A black jew or a white muslim don't matter it's ok
I'm gonna talk about abortion
And racism in.....Tennessee

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tennessee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, racism!

Excuse me, baby
I don't mean 2 be rude
But your political views suck, And your religion does too
So if U don't like(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well I don't.....Umm....give a fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I don't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (No no I dont I don't)

Im always right,right, right, and that's the only way
So forget your stupid comments and hear what I got to say
If everyone thought like me it'd be a better day

Yeah, yeah, yeah, better days
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's O-O-K
Yeah, yeah, yeah

My way of thinking is the only way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cat, we need U 2 rap
Cat, we need U 2 rap
Don't give 2 us slow
Cause we know U know
The P&R flow
Gotta gotta gotta go!

Talk 2 me orger
Come on tell me what U think
Did they tell you somebody's military service is a fake?
So you saw it on the news? Did they tell u all?
Do you believe in religion? Whats your faith called?
Your sides never wrong
For you that feeling lasts 4-ever
Can't really back info up
So you try to say something clever
Your just making enemies
Like U knew U would
And people calling you an ass
Like you know they should
People calling you an ass like you know they should
Now run and tell your Politician about that!

And while U're at it tell your Religion about this

Yeah-yeah

Put your intolerance down or u might get shot

No! (Yeah, yeah)

Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down...

sinister said:

I'm impressed, man.

Very impressed.

sinister said:

It is very clear that although some are very creative, some have too much time on there hands.....


Very cute ya'll

Thread of the Year

A couple from Dirty Mind :

Thread (to the tune of Head)

I remember when I signed on, baby
U were on you're way to u're bed
The Org was such a crazy thing
I loved the things I saw The things I read
And I was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be mis-led
But I've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you on my thread
And you said
"But I am just a newbie And I'm on my way to my bed
But you're such a host
With every post,
I'll join your Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Until the thread is dead
Thread
U know you're good, girl
U think before you write it down
U wouldn't have stopped
But I, I said stuff to make you frown
And you said, "I must confess,
I'm sick of this mess, I'm off to bed."
Windows XP jammed, you fool,
U orgnoted me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Until the thread is dead
Thread
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Thread, Thread, Thread, oh, Thread, oh
Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Thread
Until the thread is dead
Thread, Thread, Thread
(Ooh, baby, no)
Thread, Thread
Ooh, Thread Thread
(U said I could)
Thread
Thread




Gotta Dying Thread Again (to the tune of Gotta Broken Heart Again)


I've gotta dying thread again
Cuz you're all supposed to click on it
You see you stole my thunder away from me
And now I'm just as sick as I can be
I've gotta dying thread again
And I ain't got no more time to spend
You see I spent it all writing a vile diatribe
Begging you to please orgnote, yeah, yeah
Ah, yeah
It doesn't matter what you do
You can't stop, ah, choosing other threads
The little things you read
About things people do in bed
Oh baby, I can't get you into my thread
Oh, oh, gotta dying thread again, yeah
This time it's serious
It fell straight to the end
Cuz once it's gone from the first page
There ain't nothing, nothing left to say

sinister said:

I always knew that you were not only hot but also very talented

AndGodCreatedMe said:

co-sign

Fucking best thread ever!

Now where's that copy of Byron's Post my name?

Original song- Dream Factory
My version- Org's GD


This is what it's like in the Org’s GD!

Org stardom ain't all it seems
Don't get 2 serious, it's just dream
Don't forget your notes, they're all U've got

Listen 2 the story of an orger I am not

Posting all night, hangin' out
On the boards more than I be at home
I’ll post a song 2 wipe away my doubts
But a lyric can't cure my bein' alone
Notes and messenger chat, go straight 2 my brain
Put me under false impressions, hide all my pain
Somebody help me, I'm losing control

This is what it's like in the Org’s GD, oh!

Everybody got the sexy avies (Hey Lordy)
But nobody know the truth
Your buddy list will help U make it in a forum(Everybody)
Where there ain't no love, ain't no love

Dig...
A man wrote a note 2 me, smile in the subject line
He told me I was a star
So I'm leavin my friends much 2 their surprise
I can't live up 2 the pictures that I post
Ah somebody help me, I'm losing control (Ow!)

I guess I'm just a sucker in the Org’s GD, oh!


Do U wanna orgnote?
Do wanna chat?
How about a phone call?


This is what it's like in the Org’s GD, oh!

Ow! Yeah
Up a little bit
Org’s Gd, oh
Post all night, lurk all the time, I said "Uh"
Do U wanna post?
I can't make up my mind
How about a false impression?
I can't seem 2 live without posting no pictures
Somebody got 2 help me!
Just a sucker
I'm losing control
Just a sucker
I guess I'm just a sucker in the Org’s GD, oh!

(Just a sucker, motherfucker!)

Sweeny79 said:

Awesome Sweeny! (Is this about me?) Sorry Althom took over my body for a second....

AsylumUtopia said:

Great job! Bravo Bravo

Since nobody has dropped a bootleg tune yet I will be the first

Original Version- The sex of it
My version - The sex of it (different lyrics same name)

Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo

You say you want simplicity you don't like your threads complex
So my suggestion to you is to write one about sex
The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

Either a thread about doggystyle or what it is that gets you off
A 69 or oral sex or being on the bottom or the top
You say you want simplicity you don't like your threads complex
So my suggestion to you is to write one about sex
The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Baby
Baby
Just write a thread about sex
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

whoa!

Don't write about anal....
I told you not to write about anal!!!

The sex of it
The sex of it

To make you understand that's all I know how to do
I can't write about movies or what's in the news
I write about something everyone does and you know it's a hit
So come chat a bit

The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

sinister said:

This thread rocks!

This one is for the Newbies and orgers who are mean to them.....


Original-Hello
My Version- Hello


Hello
Hello

I told myself I wasn't gonna ever post
I'd rather lurk around instead
It was ok and everything was cool
Until I made an introduction thread
Hello (intro thread)
Hello
Hello
Hi my name Dre and Im here to make some friends
I live in Phoenix and I drive a crappy car
No "How you doing" Or "Nice to meet you"
Just up yours biatch welcome to the org! (org)
They call themselves cool but I call them mean
I guess im used to seeing them around
And Orgers by nature are very nice
But some of them act like Assclowns
Im not afraid (don't be afraid to post)
Cause there are some pretty nice folks (some nice folks)
I post when I want and make threads
About who and whatever I want
And I don't care and that's for sure

Im against assclown orgers my record stands tall
But there are so many of em in this forum
I will do what I can, but if you newbies don't understand
Just know your friend list will grow
And a newbie introducing themselves will go
Hello
Hello (everybody)

You should be nice to newbies
No need to be rude
A simple hello will do
Just remember you were once new
Be nice cause nice is cool
Why can't everyone be like Natisse
She is so nice to you

I know I only make threads for my own amusement
And I don't care what you think of me
Call me a fraud or an uncaring wretch
My name is Dre and the person I only aim to please is me
Not you and yours but myself and mine
Is this thread cool enough?
It's a cool Thread
A cool Thread
See Threads are like shows they are just entertainment
I wish your were entertained
but your hating right now so you are not entertained
Some threads are not definetly not entertaining
Some are weapons and tools of destruction with every word they put down
What would life be with boring or hateful threads around?
Come now isn't life on the org a little better with threads that are cool?

This one is for the orgers at work.....

Original- 1999
My version- 4:59


Don't worry
I won't fire you
I only want you to get back to work


I was working when I wrote this forgive me if the spellings bad
But I thought my boss was coming so I had to write it fast
My company had a meeting with employees from everywhere
Talking about business deals and projects you know I didn't even care

Cuz they say 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59

I was working when I wrote this and my boss can just kiss my ass
Cause Im chilling in the chat room and Im just having a blast
Some flamed somebody and they are getting ready to fight!
Later on there's a meetup and I might be there tonight (YEAH)

they say at 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

Let tell you something....

If your question is not important don't bother me at all
Im giving this orger my number and maybe they'll give me a call
There is always work to do so I never have time to play (awww)
But I just say screw it! And post my life away! (whoaa whoaa)

they say at 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time (you ran outta time)
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

sing it one more time!

they say 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time (no no no)
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

Alright 4:59
4:59
4:59

Don't ya wanna post? We can work any old day...I don't want to work I rather post my day away. Listen to im trying to say....Everybody! Everybody say

Posting! Come on now you say
Posting! Thats right everybody say
Posting! Make a song dedication ya'll
Posting! Post you favorite prince song ya'll
Posting! What you favorite movie huh?
Posting! Lets talk some politics now

come on! come on you say
Posting! Everybody
Posting! Burn your job to the ground
Got a thread about to catch fire and it's ready to roar! yiiiieeeee ohhh

Um excuse me? Why isn't any of this work done?
Um excuse me? Why isn't any of this work done?

sinister said:

this is my favorite!! you rock sinny!!

sinister said:

This one is about the Frog
Original-Bob George
My version- Frog George



Let me see ya dance

You got orgnote huh?
Thats nice
who sent it?
Yeah right
Your talking to English muthafucker again!
You know who im talking about
That slick back orger who's always fucking around
Don't try to play me for yesterdays fool!
Cause I'll have your ass banned into the middle of next week!
Sorry baby those the rules
I run things in this raggity muthafucka
All you do is use up orgnotes and replies
say what? Oh yeah
For someone who don't like appreciation threads you sure want me to make enough of them muthafuckas!
Who made you that avatar? Yeah right! Since when did you start getting your own avatar?
You seeing that english muthafucka again! What's his name?
Frog!? Frog...ain't that a bitch!
Who does he hangout with on the org?
Subhuman?! Ain't that a bitch! That crazy muthafucka with all the penguins?
Who do I look like baby? Yesterdays fool?! Don't you know I will ban you now!?!
You fucking right! I know some mods...
I got the mods name and password you think I don't?
Oh you quiet now....
Umm hmm
Calm down? Yeah right....Shit Im about to get loud!
Now get out the chat room and go dedicate that song to me that I like....
No no the U2 song
Frog! Ain't that a bitch!
Frog! If your out there....let me see ya dance....they said you was funky...

Ain't that a bitch....Frog!

Log out of the moderators account I'll ban your ass! this is your last warning! You think I won't?! Oh shit the fuckers gonna ban us! Lets get the hell out of here!

(Org pop)

Frog are you there? Frog? This is your conscience muthafucka! Why don't you leave muthafucka's alone! Why can't we just post? Why can't we just post!? No fuck that! Fuck that! Im talking about you! Im talking about you! Your little almond shaped head ass! Who the fuck do you think this is?

I'll kick your ass! Twice!
Frog if your out there....let me see ya dance...
They said you was funky

F.R.O.G spell the shit backwards spells some crazy ass shit!

Frog! Ain't that a bitch!

oh sinister... you have really outdone yourself now!

this has been great fun to read with my morning .

i'm going to skip salon.com and come straight here, from now on!

sinister said:

i LOVE LOVE LOVE this song and THIS remake ~~ laughs ~~

Sinister, you crack me up! Frog George and 4:59 are about the best parodies I’ve ever read, keep them coming!

In the meantime, here’s a little something I spewed up earlier :




Around The Org In a Day


Open Explorer, open the org
It is online all day
A wonderful place where we whine
And addiction is all we pay

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day

Org note
P&R already knows U
There ain't no reason 2 stay
Come here look at this thread, I'll show U
I think this one will make your day, y'all

Around the org in a day
(orgpops are down, again)
Around the org in a day
(all the newbies get it now)

ooh-la-la
ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
no-ava-tar
no flaming
no flaming
no - no flaming

The search function will escort U
2 threads you want to find
Emoticons are red, white, and blue
Some of them are purple, come on and whine

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day
come on, post
Around the org in a day
Say orgers, I think I wanna flame

(flamers they get banned)

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day
all the little orgers, all around the world
Around the org in a day

A website of love of music boundless in its addictive power
a gyration of fams, the commotion, sharing insanities, and little orgnote flowers

AsylumUtopia said:

hehe that is a good one! I was thinking of doing that song! Great job! keep rolling em out.....I should have made this a sticky.....

Here is another pretty self explanatory....

Original- All the critics love you in New York
My version- All the cliques ignore you on the org



U can make a thread if U want 2 -- All the cliques ignore U on the org
Even if your thread is really neat, To them your obsolete -- on the org
U say what U want 2, it doesn't matter -- on the org
U could show a pic of your new freshly cut hair, It's not like they'd care -- on the org

All The cliques ignore U on the org

Why U can dedicate any song U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
They won't say thats good or yeah that's very sweet -- on the org
Bitterness and more is all u're headed 4 -- but don't show it
The reason that you're cool
is 'cuz you don't care about them fools, and now they know it

All The cliques ignore U on the org

U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore you, All The cliques ignore you
All The cliques ignore on the org

It's time 4 a new direction
It's time 4 mafia's 2 die
6th day of October
The clique's are riding high

Don't give up -- I'll still talk 2 U

All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore U , All The cliques ignore U
All The cliques ignore U on the org

ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit

([fucked me over])

All The cliques ignore U, All The cliques ignore U
All The cliques ignore U on the org

Whaddayou lookin' at, punks?
Look out all U bitches, U ain't better than me
It ain't about the cliques', just your personality -- turn it up

U can give a fuck if U want 2

All The cliques ignore U on the org

All The cliques ignore U on the org

(Yes, we're certain of it, they are definitely not paying attention to me)

All The cliques ignore U on the org
It's your loss your bitches!


[Edited 10/6/04 6:36am]

sinister said:

LOVE it

Mach said:

Me too. . Best one yet!

Here's a little number I tossed off recently while bored at work:



If I Was Your Orgfriend


"Look at the arguments over here, orgers..."

If I was your orgfriend
Would U remember 2 orgnote me all the things U forgot
When I was online?
Hey, when I was online
If I was your org buddy
Would U let me correct U and spell all the words
That you my org friend can’t
Oh my org friend can’t

If I was your orgfriend
If I was your orgfriend

If I was your orgfriend
Would U let me spell check
I mean, help U pick out the mistakes
Before you hit “Post”
Not that you're helpless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' able to spell’s about
If this was your one and only account
Would U orgnote me if somebody flamed U
Even if that somebody was me?
Sometimes I org pop on how happy we could be
Please

If I was your orgfriend
If I was your orgfriend

Would U let me ruin your thread
Could I make U an avatar sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
Could we go 2 P&R and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine

If I was your orgfriend
Baby can I check U
I mean, help U pick lower case
Because you often shout
(If I was your orgfriend)
Listen orger, I ain't sayin you're clueless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' a buddy’s about (grammar)

Orger do U know where I'm posting from this evening? (spelling)
Maybe U think I'm being
Anally retentive (if I was your orgfriend)
But I, I said I want 2 teach (grammar)
you all the words U cannot spell (spelling)
Surely, surely U can see (if I was your orgfriend)
{{title repeated in background}}
Is it really necessary 4 me 2 sign out of the org
just because U wanna confess?
I mean, we don't have 2 make threads to have a chat
And then, we don't have 2 org note 2 have an argument
Your spelling's what I'm all about
Can U spell yet?
I'll show U
Why not?
U can think it's because I'm your friend I'll do it 4 U
Of course I'll spell check your thread for U!
And when it’s correct, what shall I do?
How can I make U use the spell check tool?
Can't U just proof read?
If I was your orgfriend U would
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U’re sake I would rewrite your threads
Would that help you out?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your orgfriend, would U tell me?
Would U let me change your avatar then?
Would U let me give U a dictionary?
Would U let me correct U so much U'd spit and cry
And would U, would U let me change U’re signature
You know down there where it counts
I'll do it so good I swear I'll change every word
And then I'll teach you when to use there and their
And two and too and together we'll stare at the dictionary
And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what correct spelling looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what correct spelling looks like
Yeah, we'll try…