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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.c...m/penis_dc | |
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There is some pun to be made here about not biting the hand that feeds you, but I can't figure it out. | |
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They should attach the chicken's neck and head to his scrotum for being so silly. | |
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Was it because the Buffs lost? ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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thescandalouslife said: There is some pun to be made here about not biting the hand that feeds you, but I can't figure it out.
Nah, I think this has more to do with choking the chicken. and that must've been one ugly cock if he confused it with a chickens head. | |
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sag10 said: Was it because the Buffs lost?
Go ahead, throw salt in the wound! I didn't even get to watch it - we had the Michigan/Indiana game out here in Cali.... | |
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how could he not know? can't you feel that? | |
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So I'm guessing the chicken is alive and well? | |
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I'm not going to his house for dinner.....
.....and that bloody dog can stay away too..... | |
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Sounds like the dog wanted some "Kibbles 'n Dicks"? | |
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hey, it's just like in that movie "desperate living"!!!
"so much for science, muffy!!!" | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: thescandalouslife said: There is some pun to be made here about not biting the hand that feeds you, but I can't figure it out.
Nah, I think this has more to do with choking the chicken. and that must've been one ugly cock if he confused it with a chickens head. Decapitating the chicken? | |
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Must've been a weiner dog.
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Sounds like the dog wanted some "Kibbles 'n Dicks"?
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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subhuman09 said: Must've been a weiner dog.
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i do believe this was the original end to "Chicken Run", but it didn't do well in the focus groups... go figure! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: i do believe this was the original end to "Chicken Run", but it didn't do well in the focus groups... go figure!
Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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this is news in Romania?
this happens all the time in the UK. it's practically the national sport now. | |
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TheFrog said: this is news in Romania?
this happens all the time in the UK. it's practically the national sport now. Do they use real football hooligans? | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said: this is news in Romania?
this happens all the time in the UK. it's practically the national sport now. Do they use real football hooligans? See, Britain has this reputation for football hooligans, but it's just not true. Sure, we turn up at matches for the sole purpose of hurling abuse at the players and starting fights with each other, but isn't that what Football is really all about? In short, the answer is "no". I rest my case. | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: Do they use real football hooligans? See, Britain has this reputation for football hooligans, but it's just not true. Sure, we turn up at matches for the sole purpose of hurling abuse at the players and starting fights with each other, but isn't that what Football is really all about? In short, the answer is "no". I rest my case. Sounds like just another day at the Org to me, man. That and Congress. (Parliament is Congress with a 3 drink minimum, is it not?) | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said: See, Britain has this reputation for football hooligans, but it's just not true. Sure, we turn up at matches for the sole purpose of hurling abuse at the players and starting fights with each other, but isn't that what Football is really all about? In short, the answer is "no". I rest my case. Sounds like just another day at the Org to me, man. That and Congress. (Parliament is Congress with a 3 drink minimum, is it not?) Parliament is basically a brothel. The building itself smells rather "haddocky", and it's filled with loads of people who get paid by us for shafting us really, really hard. | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: Sounds like just another day at the Org to me, man. That and Congress. (Parliament is Congress with a 3 drink minimum, is it not?) Parliament is basically a brothel. The building itself smells rather "haddocky", and it's filled with loads of people who get paid by us for shafting us really, really hard. So we're more alike than we thought! | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said: Parliament is basically a brothel. The building itself smells rather "haddocky", and it's filled with loads of people who get paid by us for shafting us really, really hard. So we're more alike than we thought! you are me; forgotten already? i created you as an alter ego. or you created me as an alter ego; i forget. anyway, the point is, we wear the same trousers, you and I. | |
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TheFrog said: this is news in Romania?
this happens all the time in the UK. it's practically the national sport now. lol,remember when it happend to you? i was LAWL! altho the dog was a 37yr old woman named marcy. | |
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Christopher said: TheFrog said: this is news in Romania?
this happens all the time in the UK. it's practically the national sport now. lol,remember when it happend to you? i was LAWL! altho the dog was a 37yr old woman named marcy. lol, i forgot about her! Man, she had a taste for chicken alright. | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: So we're more alike than we thought! you are me; forgotten already? i created you as an alter ego. or you created me as an alter ego; i forget. anyway, the point is, we wear the same trousers, you and I. As long as we fill them with popcorn chicken, that's all that matters. | |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: lol,remember when it happend to you? i was LAWL! altho the dog was a 37yr old woman named marcy. lol, i forgot about her! Man, she had a taste for chicken alright. i feel like chicken tonight? remember that commerical? ive got some aged and in my wine cellar. | |
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What a bell end! | |
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