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Printablesubhuman09 said: 
Now if I could just set fire to everyone's avatar...  John Blazing.....  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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A political joke.....
Why did the chicken cross the road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING,! JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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 Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: So you've been to P&R too? Cool. | |
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subhuman09 said: sinister said: So you've been to P&R too? Cool. 
yeah, that just about describes it right!! | |
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I shall now amuse myself further.....
 [Edited 10/3/04 23:14pm] Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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thanks for amusing me  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said:
thanks for amusing me Im here to please....  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: lillith said:
thanks for amusing me Im here to please.... i'm sure you are...
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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sinister said: I shall now amuse myself further.....
[Edited 10/3/04 23:14pm] spilling my tea! | |
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sinister said: bkw said: 
It is VERY quiet today isn't it?  Yes bkw my friend it is.....and I feel somehow responsible for that.....I think im chasing members off this site....I am need to hold back on all the sexy.... 
Oh and I will try to entertain the 4 people here tonight.....  ~ laughs @ the comic strip ~ | |
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| That's some funny stuff Sin! | |
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| (wonders where she can get one one of those) | |
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