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Men - Post the dumb things that Women say Im posted a topic b4 sayin what are the dumbest things that Men say
Now its Men's turn... My friend has a girlfriend he been going at it with for 4 months, now all of asudden she wants 2 say.. "Oh, i feel bad about doing it so much with you and now we should wait until we are married from now on.." Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: Im posted a topic b4 sayin what are the dumbest things that Men say
Now its Men's turn... My friend has a girlfriend he been going at it with for 4 months, now all of asudden she wants 2 say.. "Oh, i feel bad about doing it so much with you and now we should wait until we are married from now on.." that seems perfectly sensible to me | |
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noticin the men arent sayin a whole lot I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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dumb things that woman say?
i usually get, "not tonight dear, it's still hurting from last night" go figure | |
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Ooooh, you're in big trouble now.
What are you talking about? women are perfect They always say the right thing | |
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overheard in the line at the bank:
woman 1: i think he's in a coma woman 2: what's that? woman1: it's like a really long nap. | |
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When they're trying to break up with you, things I hate are:
1) You're too good for me 2) I think we should start seeing other people (meaning, someone else has already had a ride) But that's just me. | |
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DMSR88 said: When they're trying to break up with you, things I hate are:
1) You're too good for me 2) I think we should start seeing other people (meaning, someone else has already had a ride) But that's just me. I would neva tell a man he is too good for me....if im breakin up with him....means i dont care what he thinks anyways.....might tell him hes not good enough for me I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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0101010101010101010101010 said: dumb things that woman say?
i usually get, "not tonight dear, it's still hurting from last night" go figure That's right, she was with me last night! | |
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My last girlfriend, the abridged version:
"I love you so much! You're fabulous I can't wait for you to meet all my other friends! By the way, did you see the engagement ring my friend Sharon was wearing? Unbelievable! I can't stop thinking about you, baby! I have really good feelings about us. ... Hmm. I'm hungry. Where should we eat? Why do you want to go to that restaurant? I bet you've seen some woman walk in there. She's beautiful, isn't she??? You'll probably cheat on me. I know you're not a cheater. But all my other boyfriends have cheated on me. And my dad cheated on my mom... I'm sorry!!! Please forgive me!!! Wait! Why are you pulling away from me? You're breaking up with me? You say I have issues? What issues? You're like all the rest. You're the one with the problems... " Boy, that was downwright cathartic. We should've had this thread, ages ago... | |
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ThreadBare said: My last girlfriend, the abridged version:
"I love you so much! You're fabulous I can't wait for you to meet all my other friends! By the way, did you see the engagement ring my friend Sharon was wearing? Unbelievable! I can't stop thinking about you, baby! I have really good feelings about us. ... Hmm. I'm hungry. Where should we eat? Why do you want to go to that restaurant? I bet you've seen some woman walk in there. She's beautiful, isn't she??? You'll probably cheat on me. I know you're not a cheater. But all my other boyfriends have cheated on me. And my dad cheated on my mom... I'm sorry!!! Please forgive me!!! Wait! Why are you pulling away from me? You're breaking up with me? You say I have issues? What issues? You're like all the rest. You're the one with the problems... " Boy, that was downwright cathartic. We should've had this thread, ages ago... we musta dated the same woman.. lol | |
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Heavenly said: Ooooh, you're in big trouble now.
What are you talking about? women are perfect They always say the right thing you lie oh so well | |
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"I want a man who's sensitive, but willing to stand up for me, but who lets me take care of myself, who wants to spend time with me, but isn't clingy, who's willing to cry during a movie, but is tough and masculine, who believes in equal rights, but who will open the door for me, pay for the date, and buy me pretty things, who has a sense of humour, but takes things seriously."
Anyone here seen Punch-Drunk Love? http://metaphilm.com/phil...=290_0_2_0 "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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"I'm not that sort of girl. I'll sleep with you after the second date."
Like it makes a difference [Edited 10/3/04 16:11pm] | |
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When I couldn't find my car keys...the comment was usually...
..."Well where did you leave em" | |
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Steadwood said: When I couldn't find my car keys...the comment was usually...
..."Well where did you leave em" yeah, if you knew where you left 'em you wouldn't have asked would you? However this question is not exclusive to the female of the species. | |
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TheRealFiness said: ThreadBare said: My last girlfriend, the abridged version:
"I love you so much! You're fabulous I can't wait for you to meet all my other friends! By the way, did you see the engagement ring my friend Sharon was wearing? Unbelievable! I can't stop thinking about you, baby! I have really good feelings about us. ... Hmm. I'm hungry. Where should we eat? Why do you want to go to that restaurant? I bet you've seen some woman walk in there. She's beautiful, isn't she??? You'll probably cheat on me. I know you're not a cheater. But all my other boyfriends have cheated on me. And my dad cheated on my mom... I'm sorry!!! Please forgive me!!! Wait! Why are you pulling away from me? You're breaking up with me? You say I have issues? What issues? You're like all the rest. You're the one with the problems... " Boy, that was downwright cathartic. We should've had this thread, ages ago... we musta dated the same woman.. lol hahahahahahahahahah!!!!! | |
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ConsciousContact said: Steadwood said: When I couldn't find my car keys...the comment was usually...
..."Well where did you leave em" yeah, if you knew where you left 'em you wouldn't have asked would you? However this question is not exclusive to the female of the species. | |
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in the past i've had friends that messed around with the same man. what i hate is that they would always say "i'm the one he wants, she is the one that's stupid!" dumbass! you're both stupid!!! lol i stopped saying anything 'cause it doesn't get through. | |
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Women don't say dumb things. Men are just easily confused. | |
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Isel said: Women don't say dumb things. Men are just easily confused.
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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TheRealFiness said: ThreadBare said: My last girlfriend, the abridged version:
"I love you so much! You're fabulous I can't wait for you to meet all my other friends! By the way, did you see the engagement ring my friend Sharon was wearing? Unbelievable! I can't stop thinking about you, baby! I have really good feelings about us. ... Hmm. I'm hungry. Where should we eat? Why do you want to go to that restaurant? I bet you've seen some woman walk in there. She's beautiful, isn't she??? You'll probably cheat on me. I know you're not a cheater. But all my other boyfriends have cheated on me. And my dad cheated on my mom... I'm sorry!!! Please forgive me!!! Wait! Why are you pulling away from me? You're breaking up with me? You say I have issues? What issues? You're like all the rest. You're the one with the problems... " Boy, that was downwright cathartic. We should've had this thread, ages ago... we musta dated the same woman.. lol Were you one of those cheatin' brothas? If so, I owe you!!! You!!! | |
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@ this thread. | |
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So guys..are women 2 CLINGY??? Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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The dumbest thing I've ever heard is:
"Don't wear the penguin costume to bed, it just doesn't turn me on." I mean, what the fuck is that? | |
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paisleypark4 said: So guys..are women 2 CLINGY???
my boyfriend comes in really late sometimes(like 2 or 3 am) and i don't bat an eye. i trust 'em. on the other hand my brother had a girlfriend who used to peep through the hole in the bathroom door to see what he was doing. and then she would get mad when he went back in there. crazy. loony. | |
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paisleypark4 said: So guys..are women 2 CLINGY???
Izak turnin' into Andrew Dice Clay up in here | |
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ConsciousContact said: Steadwood said: When I couldn't find my car keys...the comment was usually...
..."Well where did you leave em" yeah, if you knew where you left 'em you wouldn't have asked would you? duuuh!! prove me wrong | |
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paisleypark4 said: So guys..are women 2 CLINGY???
I don't think we women are clingy, but when we are not getting what we want it may appear as so. Women really need attention, or they go elsewhere. Now that's not to say about the nutbars, I'm tlaking about regular chicks. I've dealt with men who were so far up my ass I damn near needed a proctologist. Tell you this much, get a female who is a dude in a skirt, and you'll most likely be more happy. Not like that goof balls! | |
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