Late one night, the phone rings at the house of a head surgeon. "It's for you" says his wife "It's Dr. Levi."
The surgeon picks up the phone and says "Yes, what's wrong?"
Dr. Levi replies "Everything's fine, it's just that Dr. Jones and Dr. Chen are here, and we're missing a fourth hand for poker, would you like to join us?"
The surgeon answers "I'll be right there!"
The wife asks "What's going on? Is it an emergency?"
The surgeon answers "Don't ask, they already brought 3 other doctors."

Fella goes to the doctor

He says "Doctor....My wooden leg is giving me great pain"

Doctor scratches his head and says "How can your Wooden leg give you pain ?

Man replies " My Wife keeps hitting me over the head with it"

....BOOM...BOOM.... :clap




Ok

Four surgeons are arguing among themselves:

One says: "Easier patients are the accountants. all of their organs are categorized and numbered, so you cannot make a mistake"

Second one says: "No, Electricians are the easiest, because their organs are color coded"

"No, no, no!" says the third. "Mechanics are the easiest, because they're used to disassemble and re-assemble parts, so when you put everything back together and have a few organs left, you can forget about those, no big deal, they're used to that"

"Ha! you're all wrong!" the fourth surgeon says. "Politicians are the easiest! First, they don't have a spine, and also, if you get confused between the ass and the head, don't worry, nobody will notice a difference anyways."
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A patient goes to see the doc, while examing him the doctor asks him if there's anything ailing him.

The patient says "yeah" while taking his index finger and touching the areas that hurt and says, "it hurts here, here and here"

the doctor says, "uh Mr. Kawolski. i think you have a broken finger"

Is this some kind of joke?

I knew this doctor who worked with another doctor on the west coast who was a proctologist. When he was doing an exam, he'd have his left hand on the patient's left shoulder, then sneak in an intern and have him place his right hand on the patient's right shoulder.

MrJoker said:

Now that's funny!!!!

doctormcmeekle said:

[Edited 10/4/04 15:47pm]

MrJoker said:

Damn, I'd be in complete shock if that ever happenned to me.
Not to mention the doctor would probably be needing new pair of balls with my reflexes

TheJourney4all7 said:

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "doctor i keep coming up in this terrible rash. I look like somebody's been throwing strawberries at my face."

Doctor says, "that's analogy."

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

:tickingclock:

doctormcmeekle said:

:cricketchirping:

TheFrog said:

:RichardandJudynaked:

doctormcmeekle said:

doctormcmeekle said:

:eggandnipplesandwich:

TheFrog said:

:DoctordoctorIfeellikeabridge.What'scomeoveryou?Twolorriesandavan: