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Horse joke! 
What did the horse say when it stepped out of the freezer? Brr!  | |
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 if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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What goes AAAAA!!!!!
A sheep with no lips if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said:  | |
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ella731 said: | |
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No one likes my joke. | |
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| Nobody likes my joke either! if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: Nobody likes my joke either!
I dont like it that nobody likes your joke! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: REDBABY said: Nobody likes my joke either!
I dont like it that nobody likes your joke! I dont like it that you wont do any exercise if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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why couldn't the leper talk?
cat got his tongue  | |
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REDBABY said: JDINTERACTIVE said:
I dont like it that nobody likes your joke! I dont like it that you wont do any exercise
I dont like it that Im so unfit. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
 Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
What did the horse say when it stepped out of the freezer? Brr!  very cute! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
What did the horse say when it stepped out of the freezer? Brr! Neigh Brrrs Ok I'll shut up 
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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money 'cuz I can still run." The jogger thought to himself,"boy a talking horse!!!" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer"Hey man, I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field". The farmer replies, "Son you can't believe anything that horse says. He's never even been to Kentucky." | |
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Fella goes to the doctors with a Frog growing outa his head
(ok pretend it's a horse...sorry frog) Doctor asks the man to sit down.... .....He can sorta tell there is summat wrong. He says to the fella "Now How Did All THIS Start.... The Frog replies...."Well it started as a boil on my arse"..... ....BOOM....BOOM  
Ok ....I'll shut up again
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A horse goes in a pub and sits at the bar.
The bartender sees the horse and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?" | |
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Heavenly said: A horse goes in a pub and sits at the bar.
The bartender sees the horse and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?" Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Chap goes into bar with his mate
He sats "A pint for me and one for the donkey" Barman looks puzzled,...but goes and gets the drinks.... Time goes by and they finish the drinks..... Again the Fella asks for a drink for himself and one for the donkey..... Barman looks concerned and says to the fellas mate... ...."Don't you mind"... His mate says "No....Heeeaaawww....Heeeeaaaawways calls me Donkey" .....BOOM ....BOOM..... 
ok 
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