Hello all Sinister here aka Johnny Blaze.....Im here to do my part for the Newbies or some of the old orgers who are "Threadly challanged" to help them create blazing, people attracting, talk of the town threads.....Over time I will drop little nuggets of info into this thread....The first is....

When starting a thread if you want instant blaze you can make a sexually oriented thread....BUT not all of them blaze....you need a catchy title and catchy or controversial first paragraph or sentence.....for example....

Title

*Anal the final frontier! ----->smiley face
*I lost my condom in my girlfriend last night! ----->Surprised emoticon
*Have you ever accidentally removed your girlfriends tonsils with your cock? -----> Question mark
*My Pussy is so tight I gave my boyfriend a blood clot on his Penis!----->random emoticon

But you get the idea.....Instant burn for most or so much hatred and complaint you get flames next to it anyway....That is for the beginners and the lazy.....




Next we have the "Pop culture" thread.....Now this is more of a whats your favorite movie, drink, beer, Tv show, ect.....These are done a lot but not so much they lose their interest....Nice to start if your starting out, but don't expect the same flames as a sex thread...

And I meant that in a friendly way

Ok, that's confirms it.

That's you on the right, then?

If you have a failing thread this will help you resurect it.....type this and good things will happen on your thread....

ma ma se,
Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa

you can't fail with this....

subhuman09 said:

Who is that!

sinister said:

Mother Love.

subhuman09 said:

LAWD I have not seen or heard from Mother Love in ages..... only a sick and depraved mind like yours would resurect that....

sinister said:

I had to.

Which is, folks, another key to a successful thread.

Give the people what they want-but ALSO what they haven't seen before or in a long while.

If it makes you laugh, post it.

Unless you're staring at your bellybutton, and then you need to up the dosage.

Another piece of advice to making a successful thread is knowing when to post.....If you make a thread in the deadest time on the org when no one is on, the only people who are going to see it is god and 2the9s cause he is ALWAYS on.....That is another thing 2the9s is ALWAYS here...

The Jaws theme plays whenever he is around and like Jaws he will attack you with verbal shark teeth! But smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and he will leave you be....That is what Lleena does....


The next thing to look out for is thread scavangers.....I myself am an honorary member.....These are orgers who look for failing and uninteresting threads to join up and talk about everything but the topic of the thread they clicked on.....They will start a 87 post/response filled with obscure Kids in the Hall references and discussions about what if Tony the tiger and Tucan Sam and Captain Crunch were porn stars.....

As hillarious as hearing an orger say "Tony would tell Jenna Jameson fucking her ass was Grrrrreat!" or "The Captain was letting the girl play with his crunch berries while Tucan Sam was behind her giving her 2 scoops!" It is not right to be a thread scavanger but there are no laws here just beware....If you topic sucks then you are fair game to be scavanged....

subhuman09 said:

Sub you got a great idea! Fellow orgers come share your wisdom of success with me so that all can learn! Drop some knowledge about thread making.....

sinister said:

sinister said:

Finally!



(Absolutely agree on the thread scavengers-"NOBODY HOME! NOBODY HOME!")

Next is "Use misleading titles" Now not everyone likes this but if done properly you can get lots of action on your thread some examples.....

Title and following first sentence lines

*I just killed my uncle! ----->Sad emoticon
At checkers! Boy does he suck!

*I just tore open my crotch----->surprised emoticon
of my new jeans man! I just bought these!

*I cheated on my wife----->surprised emoticon
with my hand! I love to masturbate!

Now that last one is a variation of your standard sex thread.....The "Misleading sex thread" This is a thread that seems harmless but once you open it it's filled with nothing but debachery and silly sex questions.....

And speaking of which that is another type of thread....."The silly question thread" for example.....

Title

*Do you ever breath when you wake up?----->surprised emoticon

*Have you ever had to take a shit?-----> for some reason angry emoticon

*When you eat food do you sometimes feel you have to burp? -----> Question mark

*I just drank some bleach is that bad for me?-----random emoticon

*I just masturbated so what is this white stuff coming out?-----Confused emoticon

You get the idea.....Some make these and expect people to say smart ass comments to their dumbass question and for others this is an acutal question

I'd like to add a few ideas if I may:

When I look down I see feet, is this normal?

-Question mark, pictures and phone numbers

Does this look infected?

-Question mark, the more pictures the better.

Guess what just happened?

-Earthquake, spontaneous combustion, or general details about your life hopefully including things we wouldn't ask but you're dying to tell us anyway like how many times you've looked in the mirror and realized Ned Beatty is a hideous mosnter.

Do not forget Prince threads, people! This place needs as many Prince threads as possible:

Do you think Prince gets skid marks?

-Question mark, insightful comments, possible Fruit of the Loom endorsement deal.

Prince is short, does this make him better than me?

-Question mark, abstract spelling. The more you type like Prince the cooler you look. Really! People will love you for it.

Does Prince dream in purple?

-Smiley face. You have give hope to a cold, cold world.

Just how big is little Prince?

-Smiley face. The more speculation the better, remember this MUST be at least 100 posts of your comments and conspiracy theories alone or I will lose hope in humanity-please, don't let that happen again.

Remember, the worse your spelling, the more people will want to talk to you.

Asking things people have heard before are a DEFINITE plus.

They never get sick of surveys, answering questions about things you can find elsewhere (who really wants to look it up, you know?) and will adore you forever if you ask about his personal life. Do that. OFTEN.

OMG Prince threads! Good lawd.....I could write forever about making Prince threads....I only skimmed it down to just this section....thank god they have posting limits or I would never stop!

sinister said:

They have posting limits?



Remember folks-reality is what you make of it.

So make it a good one.

John Blaze?... i didnt know Method Man had a org account?

TheRealFiness said:

smart ass

AprilMichelle said:

hi boobookittyfuck

TheRealFiness said:

Yeah just like I didn't know shaolin monks came to a prince site to chat

sinister said:

LOL Nice one

Another word of advice to any newbies who may be thinking about making a new thread.....Never I mean NEVER make a thread about.....wait the phone is ringing hold on...

Another key to a successful thread is pictures. Lots of them.

More than any one person would ever need. Prince speaks in symbols, you should as well.

Doesn't everyone want to be more like Mr. Nelson? Right? Yes!

I personally would like to see visual expression take over the Org and the world.

For now though, I will leave you with this:











"...Have you seen my stapler?"

subhuman09 said:

Champion speller in year 10. Damn.

This could be a sticky!

TheRealFiness said:

LOL .....Jay and silent bob references and wu tang jokes all on 1 thread finess you fucking rock