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Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, by who? I've never been caught. | |
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JodiHasphin said: I've never been caught.
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I've been caught, but I wasn't embarrassed or anything....He wanted to watch 
Oh, it was an ex Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: I've been caught, but I wasn't embarrassed or anything....He wanted to watch
Oh, it was an ex Smooches;)  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: MsMisha319 said: I've been caught, but I wasn't embarrassed or anything....He wanted to watch
Oh, it was an ex Smooches;)
Smooches;) | |
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McMeekle caught me earlier today. 
he said it reminded him of a Nasa launch.  | |
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caught by the ex wife once, she helped me out after I was embaressed....so that wasn't that bad...
once, her best friend was staying with us for a little while, well, she walked in on me and said sorry and acted like it was no big deal....LOL, we had a laugh about it later..... that's it | |
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TheFrog said: McMeekle caught me earlier today.
he said it reminded him of a Nasa launch. Yes, from 10 miles away. | |
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nursemcmeekle said: TheFrog said: McMeekle caught me earlier today.
he said it reminded him of a Nasa launch. Yes, from 10 miles away.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: nursemcmeekle said: Yes, from 10 miles away.  to both of you! | |
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3bogs said: bkw said: to both of you! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 3bogs said: to both of you! | |
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JodiHasphin said: I've never been caught.
Me neither. I'm the super secret agent of jerking off.   NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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my mom caught me when i was like 7 years old...i still get embarressed if i think about it... 
l-) you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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By my mother of course. It was even more embarrassing because I was masturbating to a computer game. | |
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Prolly  | |
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JodiHasphin said: I've never been caught.
you've never been caught
wow! you must be good at it. well done to you 
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my ex girlfriend, she started to laugh but I kept going. I told her to take her clothes off and do the same. She did it both times | |
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I never have been caught and never caught anyone else.. The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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BabyCakes said: I never have been caught and never caught anyone else..
getting caught can be fun if it's by the right person  | |
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mrbungle said: BabyCakes said: I never have been caught and never caught anyone else..
getting caught can be fun if it's by the right person that secretary may just be doing her job, looking for lost stationary in all the knucks and crannies 
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purpletiger said: mrbungle said: getting caught can be fun if it's by the right person that secretary may just be doing her job, looking for lost stationary in all the knucks and crannies
I think she lost a pencil | |
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mrbungle said: purpletiger said: that secretary may just be doing her job, looking for lost stationary in all the knucks and crannies
I think she lost a pencil does she know that the boss has a camera watching her. she could get fired for smuggling pencils out the office that way  | |
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Novabreaker said: By my mother of course. It was even more embarrassing because I was masturbating to a computer game.
The game wasn't called Space Invaders for nothing. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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mmhmm...and thats all i have to say about that hehehe I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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Not me.....
....But there's a guy who's just had his nuts bitten off by a dog.... 
.....Salt and Vinager anyone?
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Again, just thought this thread warranted more discussion. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway | |
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oldmanjohnson said: Again, just thought this thread warranted more discussion.
yeh! same here!
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Reminds me of Billy Connolly's advice on what to say and do if someone walks in on you doing the deed! | |
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