This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy
an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged
crawler)
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with
me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited
a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him
one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house
and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have
a
drink with me?

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A little voice came out of the box:.....





















(WAIT FOR IT).....


























"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on."

my favourite joke right now

sorry..this is too funny to be leaving page 1