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The Org Jedi Order Since I just hit the milestone of 6000 posts, and since that coincided with the release of the Original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD yesterday, I've decided to create an Org Jedi High Council!! I will also be handing out Jedi Knight status to orgers who are strong with the Force, yet are too restless to take up a seat in the Council (remember, Qui Gonn Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi were never members of the council).
So, here it goes! Witness the creation of The Org Jedi Order! A brave group of Orgers who defend against the Dark Lords Of The Sith that lurk in the bowels of the Org!! (cough*2the9s*cough, cough) Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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good idea can I be of service? | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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First appointee to the Org Jedi High Council is BYRON!!
The Mace Windu of The Org. Byron is cool, calm and collected. Spiritual, centered, and beloved by those around him. His advise is never pushy, and awlays welcome. Plus, he's one bad mo fo!! Lightsaber color: Purple Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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ella731 said: good idea can I be of service?
Patience, for the Jedi it is time to eat as well! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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if i could be the YADDLE of the org jedi council, it would rock. i'm just sayin'.
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The next member of the Org Jedi High Council is none other than resident Star Wars expert BORISFISHPAW!!
His knowledge is legendary, his wit uncontested! He is the man who is always there to give the geeks the scoop!! Lightsaber color: Blue Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Of course, would an Org Jedi Council be complete without MARRK?? Of course not!!
Marrk is always ready to speak his mind!! He is critical, but only when it is constructive (an example more Orgers should follow). Plus, he's got a great avatar!! Lightsaber color: Green Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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An ethereal, mysterious figure, Org Jedi Council Member VINABLUE is strong with The Force indeed!
She is kind, compassionate and amazingly creative. Her songs are her expression of her oneness with The Force. Lightsaber color: Blue (duh!) Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Okay, that's four of the twelve council members. Time to take a break and name our first Knight! Only the bravest, boldest and most centered of Padawan learners can become Jedi Knights! In no one is this ideal more embodied than ELLA731!!!
She is fun and witty, but watch out! She has mastered the art of the Jedi Lighsaber!!! Lightsaber color: Green Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Another powerful Knight is MINNEAPOLSGENIUS!!!
She is brave, resourceful, and wields a lightsaber like Jimmy Page does a guitar!! Lightsaber color: Green Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Okay, that's four of the twelve council members. Time to take a break and name our first Knight! Only the bravest, boldest and most centered of Padawan learners can become Jedi Knights! In no one is this ideal more embodied than ELLA731!!!
She is fun and witty, but watch out! She has mastered the art of the Jedi Lighsaber!!! Lightsaber color: Green Thank you master | |
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Lest anyone think that you can't be fabulous as a Jedi, may I introduce to you Org Jedi High Council member SUPAFUNKYORGANGRINDERSEXY
Sweet, playful and loving (and some say, agressively gay!) Supa is cool as ice. HOWEVER, if you are a servant of The Dark Side, be prepared to meet your match!! His tongue (and by that I mean his witty remarks, you perverts) is as devastating a weapon as his lightsaber! Lightsaber color: Purple ---- [Edited 9/22/04 10:01am] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Oh, how do I sign up? Do I have to get my midichlorians tested? I just ate a poppyseed muffin, so I might have to wait a week... When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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Thunderbird said: Oh, how do I sign up? Do I have to get my midichlorians tested? I just ate a poppyseed muffin, so I might have to wait a week...
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OdysseyMiles said: it's ok, OM...in the meantime, you're invited to be Org Wookiee Fam. | |
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jedi...sith?!??
it's all about these guys -----> | |
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Anxiety said: OdysseyMiles said: it's ok, OM...in the meantime, you're invited to be Org Wookiee Fam. | |
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JediMaster said: An ethereal, mysterious figure, Org Jedi Council Member VINABLUE is strong with The Force indeed!
She is kind, compassionate and amazingly creative. Her songs are her expression of her oneness with The Force. Lightsaber color: Blue (duh!) Groovy. Thanks Dave! May the Force B with U! | |
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Anxiety said: if i could be the YADDLE of the org jedi council, it would rock. i'm just sayin'.
Nice wig! | |
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Thunderbird said: Oh, how do I sign up? Do I have to get my midichlorians tested? I just ate a poppyseed muffin, so I might have to wait a week...
Classic!! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Another powerful Knight is MINNEAPOLSGENIUS!!!
She is brave, resourceful, and wields a lightsaber like Jimmy Page does a guitar!! Lightsaber color: Green Damn right I do! (Just imagine that those are lightsabers instead of swords) "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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ArdeoTheMerciful said: jedi...sith?!??
it's all about these guys -----> Hey! You could go start an Org Bounty Hunters thread!! EWM would sign up, I have no doubt! ---- [Edited 9/22/04 11:53am] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Knight time is the right time (heh, heh. couldn't resist!) with Org Jedi ODYSSEYMILES!!!
He uses The Force like Scott Weiland uses coke!! Lightsaber color: Purple ----- [Edited 9/22/04 12:00pm] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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At the halfway point for the council members is the beautiful, enlightened Jedi known as HEIRESS!!!
Inheriting an unprecedented command of The Force, and possessing great knowledge, Heiress is a powerful ally indeed! Lightsaber color: Blue Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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It's much more sexier to be a Siith I reckon. I hope I'm made to be Siith. | |
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Demonstrating the patience vital to a Jedi, ANXIETY comes to the Org Jedi High Council.
Peaceful and understanding, yet willing to kick-ass when the situation merits. He is as proficient with his string as he is a lightsaber. Plus, he is a master of disguise (just check out her profile pic! That comes from a time when the Jedi were forced to go undercover on the Planet Of The Apes!!) Lightsaber color: Green ----- [Edited 9/22/04 13:33pm] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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